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let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000



Dinosaur Gum

There’s no pay, what is the attraction?

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Bad Titty Puker
Nov 3, 2007

!!

Soiled Meat

they get coupons that unlock the secret menu at cracker barrel denny's arby's

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX


Plaster Town Cop

masochism

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

I do not want to be a mod, op so I don't know.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



Hell Gem

attention

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

let it mellow posted:

There’s no pay, what is the attraction?

They want power.

Anyone who asks to be mod should never be a mod.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

Party Time! Be excellent to each other.



I would never in a million billion years. I thank Christ I said no and if I hadn't (I would have been poo poo canned long ago) but say I hadn't been? --- I could have made the same mistakes everyone is burning Burt at the stake for. I certainly didn't pay any attention

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

Party Time! Be excellent to each other.




See I want attention. I think it's something else too

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020


Mods are the people who want everyone to say "thank you for your service" and always steal valor but were just accountants in the Armed forces

...of the internet world.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX


Plaster Town Cop

considering the way most of their moderation careers end, it would make sense if they were all blackmailed into it

Gaybee
Jul 16, 2002


fancy stars

Slam Pajamas
May 21, 2007
ALL TEXT TITLE ALL-STARS

I'd be a mod if I could rename myself to Gaydolf Shitler

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007

HONKING IS VIOLENCE


you just don't have the mod gene. i don't either. somehow I became mod of /r/rock on reddit. I don't think I even have a good grasp of what even constitutes rock from other sorts of loud guitars music. occasionally somebody will message me asking to be a mod because they could really "do something" about the place and i mod them and they usually give up after a day too

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Big Beef City posted:

I do not want to be a mod, op so I don't know.

Matlack Radio
Jun 2, 2006



Soiled Meat

Résumé padding.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Ah let's see here, I saw you were a cum mopper at the dick sucking factory, nice, 10 years of posting in FYAD, very nice, oh what's this?
4 years as a mod well I'll be damned, we don't see many like you nowadays!

LabyaMynora
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost


Grimey Drawer

It's a fetish

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 13 hours!


They let you say the N word in the officers club.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

So we can ride cool scooters, ya dingus

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Bread Liar

They want what is best in life, OP

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006



Fun Shoe

Will to power

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA


Jealousy of other mods they know in real life talking about the mod forum




Hmm probably just me

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020


People become a mod because they have secrets they need to let out but are too scared.

They have dark secrets that must be let out, so they put themselves in positions where this is then taken out of their own hands, such as being being a public figure, a mod.

It is similar to the relief a serial killer feels when they are finally caught.

Sound
Oct 18, 2004




well the money doesn’t hurt I’m sure

Grant DaNasty
Jul 16, 2006





let it mellow posted:

There’s no pay, what is the attraction?

The same reason some people want to be cops.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015







Lipstick Apathy

Lmao even the mods dont know the answer to this question

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

make me mod and find out OP

buglord
Jul 31, 2010




Buglord

i want to be a mod so I can be the fall guy for all the other mods op

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

Party Time! Be excellent to each other.



buglord posted:

i want to be a mod so I can be the fall guy for all the other mods op

There's an opening!

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

At the end of 2018, a study was published by London Metropolitan University showing that certain bacteria, normally present only in intestinal tracts or feces, were found on McDonald's self-service screens.


Fortune and glory, kid.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


You get to be an internet cop OP.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number

Pillbug

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

You get to be an internet cop OP.

More of a forums HOA board

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

At the end of 2018, a study was published by London Metropolitan University showing that certain bacteria, normally present only in intestinal tracts or feces, were found on McDonald's self-service screens.


ArbitraryC posted:

More of a forums HOA board

Oh god you're going to summon him.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




ArbitraryC posted:

More of a forums HOA board

More like live-in janitor, the landlord is Lowtax.

And Tyler Too!
Aug 15, 2007
JOCKEY OWNS

Stichelin it is, thank you!


make me mod supreme and every thread will be a MSPaint thread

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy

I think being a mod should be like jury duty where everyone is forced to do it rather they want to or not, and nobody takes it seriously because they just don't give a gently caress and now theyre drunk because it's the first time they've had an excuse to get away from their lovely family that isn't their day job, wait what are we talking about I zoned out for a sec

runod
Dec 23, 2008

Let's see what kind of TROUBLE we can get ourselves INTO!!

i want more buttons to click

Whitenoise Poster
Mar 26, 2010



Pennywise the Frown posted:

They want power.

Anyone who asks to be mod should never be a mod.

See this has been the sites philosophy since it's inception and it has only been met with varying degrees of failure. Just scandal after meltdown after other exciting situations.

So maybe as an experiment we should turn people who constantly ask to be made mods into mods and see if that works out make me a mod.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

When Sauron hands you a ring you don't say no

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

I think it's because subconsciously they want to be caught.

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