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Weird Al is a body shamer. See the "Fat" video.
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The apocalypse
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 10:58 |
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redm posted:I dunno? Jim Cummings? Man, I got some baaaaad news for you...
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 11:07 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Man, I got some baaaaad news for you... poo poo
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 11:21 |
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I generally don't give a shot about celebrities, but if it turned out that Attenborough was/is a horrible person, well, that'd probably shake me. He's British, so I know I'm setting myself up for disappointment.
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 11:27 |
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redm posted:poo poo I took your post as serious, but I wasn't sure if you mentioned him as a joke. Anyway, for anyone curious, here you go. Edit: the article posted:She says after the kiss, Jim asked if she could "see him leaking, because that's what I make him do when he touches me." Stephanie says she felt "humiliated and degraded" in front of their child, and allegedly reported the incident to the L.A. County Sheriff, who advised her to get a domestic violence restraining order. the article posted:Of all the inappropriate comments he allegedly made to the former couple's daughters, Stephanie claims Jim commented that he was allowed to "touch Mommy’s breasts since he had paid for them." Stephanie broke down in tears on the stand while recalling some of the comments made to her by Cummings. Edit 2: oh cooooool, it gets so much worse... quote:During a visit to see the children, she claims Jim asked to stay at the house and she allowed it. However, during the middle of the night, she claims Jim was "standing over me with his erect penis in my hand. He was using my hand to stroke his penis while my youngest daughter was asleep on the other side of me. She was 10 years old at the time." holy gently caress I hate everything. Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 11:42 on Jul 3, 2020 |
# ? Jul 3, 2020 11:29 |
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Who could possibly imagine a guy with the last name Cummings would end up being hosed up?
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 13:34 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I took your post as serious, but I wasn't sure if you mentioned him as a joke. Anyway, for anyone curious, here you go. I didn't read that far in the old thread about it.
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 13:48 |
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dan akroyd
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 16:03 |
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Call Your Grandma posted:dan akroyd I've heard he's an rear end in a top hat, but no diddling/creep/racist stuff.
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 16:09 |
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Probably the best joke I ever made in my life was at a dinner party where someone was talking about the Pentatonix. At an opportune pause in the conversation I chimed in with "did you know there used to be six of them before they got famous? Unfortunately no one would book them with the name Sexatonix so they had to cut a member." It's been years and I still like to remind people about that joke.
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 16:22 |
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A Grand Egg posted:that baby with no brain thats posted on here sometimes please dont attack me like this
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 16:30 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Goku supports an sexual predator that recently used the threat of rape to help win a martial arts tournament in space. I don't fully remember the first series of dragonball but I'm fairly sure roshi actually sexually assaulted a child. Didn't he slip some lady's panties off while she was sleeping one time? That's actual rape
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 17:18 |
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Larry David
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 17:19 |
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The machete guy is probably ok
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 17:20 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:The machete guy is probably ok I'm sorry to break it to you but I assure you he's no angel.
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 17:35 |
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Paul Rudd Kenan Thompson Bobby Lee Peter Dinklage Jillian Bell
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 17:35 |
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Everyone will be cancelled eventually. There is an infinite fractal of purity standards, and we are all guilty of something.
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 17:36 |
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obama
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 17:42 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I took your post as serious, but I wasn't sure if you mentioned him as a joke. Anyway, for anyone curious, here you go. Oh bother
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The Bramble posted:Probably the best joke I ever made in my life was at a dinner party where someone was talking about the Pentatonix. At an opportune pause in the conversation I chimed in with "did you know there used to be six of them before they got famous? Unfortunately no one would book them with the name Sexatonix so they had to cut a member." I aspire to these lofty heights
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 18:16 |
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at the rate america's going not being in a roving cannibal rape gang is what makes you a freak.
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 18:24 |
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Tom Hanks Bob Ross Keanu Reeves Mr. Rogers Weird Al Those are the standard ones. Others, ummm. Sandra Bullock maybe?
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 18:30 |
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Jose posted:She was in Dexter and that's really bad Quiet, heathen!
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 18:39 |
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Slippery posted:Tom Hanks Gave his wife STDs from serial cheating/one-sided open marriage
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 18:46 |
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The Management posted:Everyone will be cancelled eventually. There is an infinite fractal of purity standards, and we are all guilty of something. That's not wrong though. You should kill your heroes. People can temporarily ascend above the rank and file of humanity through their deeds but it doesn't remove their base nature. Celebrate the act and not the person.
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 18:56 |
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Keanu Reeves is the only lone soldier of our dying hellworld who will never be a horrible sex pest. He is unconditionally perfect.
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 19:00 |
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Bogus Adventure posted:Paul Rudd Paul Rudd being a poo poo would devastate me fo real
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 19:12 |
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:i don't really do anything and no one is particularly interested in that so i am immune to cancellation It looks like you have violently abused your av.
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 19:15 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:Paul Rudd being a poo poo would devastate me fo real You know drat well that this is impossible.
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 19:18 |
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shadow puppet of a posted:Gave his wife STDs from serial cheating/one-sided open marriage poo poo That said, gonna use that line some day. "My wife and I have a one sided open marriage, it's a bit unconventional"
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 19:21 |
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i'm really hoping David Lynch is clean. If something will come up my money is 100% on it being his whole "transcendental meditation" foundation being run by sex pests or something.
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 20:00 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Keanu Reeves is the only lone soldier of our dying hellworld who will never be a horrible sex pest. He is unconditionally perfect. he will be cancelled when cyberpunk 2077 SUCKS
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 20:05 |
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Flavahbeast posted:he will be cancelled when cyberpunk 2077 SUCKS I mean, have you seen how awful the driving seems to be??
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 20:06 |
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I refuse to believe Tom Hanks doesn't have something going on. edit: and speak of the devil yeah cyberpunk 2077 is gonna be puke on a poo poo loving sandwich oh my GOD. I went into games to mention it and they love the game so much they want to kiss it to death so I couldn't actually tell them that, actually, ACTUALLY, it looks like bullet hell riddled barf for moron babies with space autism. How's THAT for freakin problematic, GAMES. I KNOW YOU'RE READIN THIS Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Jul 3, 2020 |
# ? Jul 3, 2020 20:23 |
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A Grand Egg posted:that baby with no brain thats posted on here sometimes Can you narrow this down a little
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 20:30 |
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shadow puppet of a posted:Keanu is filthy dirty for his total silence on a Hollywood system he knows to be corrupt inside out and probably has a good idea on the body count of various people but wont do anything but keep participating in and soaking up more astroturfed adulation. u seem like a weird gross person to be quite honest
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 20:32 |
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None of the actual racists or marketers of hate will be cancelled. Dave Portnoy can use the n word and talk racist poo poo, refuse to apologize, and be totally fine.
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 20:45 |
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O____O posted:u seem like a weird gross person to be quite honest Keanu knew full well about Harvey Weinstien but kept his mouth shut to keep up his faultless anodyne image. Far more weird and gross if you ask me.
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# ? Jul 3, 2020 20:55 |
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cereal mogul captain crunch will be cancelled after being found on the epstein flight logs
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