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Seven Hundred Bee
Nov 1, 2006





Clapping Larry

as we approach Jeb's final months in office, I thought this would be a good thread to reflect on what we think the legacy of Jeb's last four years as president will be. I think a good place to start is with the election night upset nobody could have predicted -



a candidate winning every electoral vote. unreal!

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Craig K
Nov 10, 2016



i will admit, i was against Mandatory Guacamole Thursday, but it started to grow on me around 2018

Seven Hundred Bee
Nov 1, 2006





Clapping Larry

and who will ever forget jeb's now infamous speech in january about the coronavirus where he said "jeb can fix it" and that none of us needed to worry about it

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001


Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

I LIKE TO MAKE VAGUE THREATS TO PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE I AM TOUGH GUY. P.S. ASK ME ABOUT THE TIME A GIRL BEAT ME UP IN GRADE SCHOOL. HER NAME WAS SUZIE SHE DREW A BIG WEINER ON MY FOREHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Epinephrine
Nov 7, 2008


I thought Jeb was done when he asked that audience to clap. But then they clapped, and then they stood, and then they voted. I don't think anyone expected that politely asking for affirmation would be so effective! That was a political revolution happening in real time and I don't think we'll ever see the likes of it again.

skeleton warrior
Nov 12, 2016




Fun Shoe

I still think we’re a long way from understanding what the ramifications were from his “Please Kneel” speech following the Floyd murder. It was... not as clear as anyone wanted.

Edit: and yet, somehow, somehow not as cringe inducing as his “My Daddy’s Gone” eulogy followed by his attempt to take a swing at W.

skeleton warrior fucked around with this message at 22:23 on Jul 4, 2020

Harald
Jul 9, 2009

LINKIN PARK




gonna walk that guac

Incelshok Na
Jul 2, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 28 days!


Who knew all the yellow on the map would presage piss?

That it was turtle piss was quite the october surprise.

teacup
Dec 20, 2006

Who would win in a fight? Taylor Swift or Daryl Somers?

There was a video once, Maybe? By that guy who made all the absurdist videos of the politicans with the airhorn noises. And it had Jeb looking ridiculous

I know there's a few but at the end it had him look kinda angry and say "well... well gently caress you then"

I want to find that video again

Korthal
May 26, 2011



He's 6'3, but his wife looks like she's 4'11

Seven Hundred Bee
Nov 1, 2006





Clapping Larry

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

You're all I think, this thing set troublin


You can say a lot of bad things about the Jeb! Presidency, but I really like that the rate of corruption and societal decay has roughly stayed the same under him. There is a manageable amount of damage to deal with and I'm convinced that GENERIC DEMOCRAT GHOUL can roll back most of the bad stuff in their two terms and bring us back to a nice and stable decent into hell world.

ewiley
Jul 9, 2003

Well, you asked.


College Slice

¡Jeb! When you can’t believe it’s real existence!

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006
THE VOLKSWAGEN DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

Craig K posted:

i will admit, i was against Mandatory Guacamole Thursday, but it started to grow on me around 2018

Who the gently caress would be against Mandatory Guacamole days?

Who does not like guacamole? I can handle a lot of weird food opinions but that's just insane.

Epinephrine
Nov 7, 2008


PT6A posted:

Who the gently caress would be against Mandatory Guacamole days?

Who does not like guacamole? I can handle a lot of weird food opinions but that's just insane.
Especially since it more or less guaranteed an open border with Mexico. With that much travel and trade he couldn't have imposed immigration or customs restrictions even if he wanted to. The guac must flow.

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Ms Adequate
Oct 29, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling





Less lovely than his brother, though that's about as low a bar as can be imagined.

Still can't believe he gave every member of Congress a little toy turtle before the SOTU speech last year though, that might be the greatest thing any President has done since Lincoln.

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