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ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

No loogis

No sneezin'

Extra points for long range shots

Eyes open or closed. Optional

Must be consenting adults 18+ years of age

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

In a world gone mad,
we will not spank the monkey,
but the monkey will spank us.

Shut your eyes now ShortyMR.CAT, I'm about to "spit" long range.

Johnny-on-the-Spot
Apr 17, 2015

That feeling when he opens
the door for you


I'm always down for a thrilling game of ooky mouth.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

I have some questions but they aren't important. Fire when ready

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007


i have developed The Goonsmouth Look after exactly 3 spit sessions. this is fake news

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


Maybe people should show a little loving gratitude that nobody has died. Because people were walking around for like a month not giving a poo poo about any of this after all.

Or suck down some of metro’s horse poop water, whatever you choose.

ClamdestineBoyster fucked around with this message at 21:24 on Jul 3, 2020

Tom Gorman
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts




Buglord

The last time I was even NEAR one of you I got shingles and a UTI I don't think this is a good plan

I let you use my bathroom and you probably rubbed your infected nuts on my toothbrush but let me tell you I did not appreciate it one bit

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007

We're gonna have so much fun, we'll forget about how miserable we are, and how much life sucks, and how we're all gonna grow old and die someday.


고추장 DIVISION



Am I allowed to eat many sardines beforehand?

Piss Meridian
Mar 25, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 10 days!


ShortyMR.CAT posted:

No loogis

No sneezin'

Extra points for long range shots

Eyes open or closed. Optional

Must be consenting adults 18+ years of age

I'm not going to be tricked into participating in another one of your fetishes

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

- hi

im into it, but only if its a sex thing

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Yams Fan

I don't know how to "build immunity" but if you want to spit in my mouth that's fine

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007


what if there's a little starburst in there like a special surprise

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Bread Liar

If someone could just kinda dribble and let gravity do the work that'd be much better for me. Spitting is so violent.

low key sex master
May 27, 2004




Can I just spit in people's mouths without the whole giving them immunity thing?

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012


i think the search term is "cumswapping" op, you can find it on your favourite adult content webzone

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

Ron Darling posted:

Can I just spit in people's mouths without the whole giving them immunity thing?

Use sterilized spit, yes. Or shoot em in the mouth carnival style with a water gun

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010



why even bother

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


Sorry, I will not make out with you OP.

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


Grimey Drawer

I brought a funnel.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun


Nap Ghost

sounds good i'm sick as hell *ptooey ptooey*

oh you guys did want syphillus out of this, right?

Statutory Ape
Sep 12, 2017



ive already swiped right on countless similar offers and it would be rude for me to say no to this one

rotinaj
Sep 4, 2008






Fun Shoe

Can I cough into someone’s rear end in a top hat while the spitting is happening

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


rotinaj posted:

Can I cough into someone’s rear end in a top hat while the spitting is happening

Only if you let me puke into yuor penile cavity

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

rotinaj posted:

Can I cough into someone’s rear end in a top hat while the spitting is happening

I believe the polite method is to play it like a jug.

The Persian Funk
Jun 13, 2006

by Athanatos


When I was 13, my first girlfriend made me put a piece of plastic wrap between our lips when we kissed, kind of like a mouth condom. I thought it was a bit strange, but didn't say anything because I figured it was better than not "getting some."

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax


rotinaj posted:

Can I cough into someone’s rear end in a top hat while the spitting is happening

I hear this works best when irradiating your butthole.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

rotinaj posted:

Can I cough into someone’s rear end in a top hat while the spitting is happening

I'll allow rear end coughing only if you promise to inhale as much rear end germs as you possibly can

MackAddie
Jul 10, 2001

Sheeee!!!!

For free?! I got charged $20 last time.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

GREAT RACK



MackAddie posted:

For free?! I got charged $20 last time.

That's because your ugly

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


I can help by coughing in vaginas

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

In a world gone mad,
we will not spank the monkey,
but the monkey will spank us.

The Persian Funk posted:

When I was 13, my first girlfriend made me put a piece of plastic wrap between our lips when we kissed, kind of like a mouth condom. I thought it was a bit strange, but didn't say anything because I figured it was better than not "getting some."

Please tell me that the only way you can get off now is to be completely mummified in sandwich wrap.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

TontoCorazon posted:

I can help by coughing in vaginas

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

I'll allow vagina coughing only if you promise to inhale as much vagina germs as you possibly can

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

Piss Meridian posted:

I'm not going to be tricked into participating in another one of your fetishes

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



Taco Defender

My Kleenex box is empty. But damned if my plastic grocery bag is full.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



Taco Defender

Go for it!~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqaAs_3azSs#t=21s

Doc Fission
Sep 10, 2011





Fun Shoe

Already did it with your mom, OP. No thanks necessary

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ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

Doc Fission posted:

Already did it with your mom, OP. No thanks necessary

I'm sorry, you're now infected with the insatiable craving to online shop for Ked shoes

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