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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Shut your eyes now ShortyMR.CAT, I'm about to "spit" long range. :cheeky:

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

The Persian Funk posted:

When I was 13, my first girlfriend made me put a piece of plastic wrap between our lips when we kissed, kind of like a mouth condom. I thought it was a bit strange, but didn't say anything because I figured it was better than not "getting some."

Please tell me that the only way you can get off now is to be completely mummified in sandwich wrap.

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