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Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Did you really think you would be anywhere near as cool as a bird holding a shark?

https://twitter.com/trackingsharks/...986456489750529


What the gently caress kind of delusional poo poo are you on?



UPDATE: Posting ITT to clarify this is not, in fact, a shark, is a bannable offense.

Bronze Fonz fucked around with this message at 21:48 on Jul 3, 2020

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realbez
Mar 23, 2005



Fun Shoe

I never dreamed that I could reach that level of cool

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009


thats an osprey op! they are real loving good at catching fish, notice how hes even holdin the lil shark head on so he stays aerodynamic

old friend
Dec 29, 2019




not a shark

frogge
Apr 7, 2006




I've accepted that I'll never be that cool. I can only hope to ascend to my own lesser level of cool.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




old friend posted:

not a shark

Not cool.

central dogma
Feb 25, 2012

Come to the Undead Settlement in the next 20 mins if u want an ash kicking

That fish ded

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Yams Fan

I knew

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007


what if the bird was smoking a cigarette though

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001

awoo

bird and fish going on adventures

naem
May 29, 2011



delicious and good friend

sticksy
May 26, 2004
keeping austin weird





Nap Ghost

Osprey should be wearing some sweet shades

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006


Statistically you'd think that I'd sometimes fluke into typing a decent post. Nah. Only the most tedious, shitty posts, all day every day baby!

Don't bother engaging me, I don't ever get the hints to fuck off.




Together they have conquered air and sea. Pray they never conquer the land.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004




can you eat shark without letting it spoil? I was under the impression that sharks lack a bladder and excrete uric acid and other byproducts traditional expelled through urine through their skin making it foul to eat as it as it passes through the tissue on the way out

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004




ignorant

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Look at this uncool who can't handle a little uric acid with their steak.


Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004




enjoy eating your fellow predators you class traitor virgin

[e]: im sorry bronze i love you is it crass to bring that back up again even though we all know its a joke and dumb as gently caress?

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



it's a shark

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




I appreciate you maintaining the idea that it is a "joke".
What's NOT a joke is that I -have- seen Blade Runner 2049 and will insist that the 4 discs of the 1997 PC game were immensely better in most aspects except visuals.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004




I have also enjoyed many sex havings and blade runner 2049 viewings friend

its totally a shark.

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009


Wendigee posted:

can you eat shark without letting it spoil? I was under the impression that sharks lack a bladder and excrete uric acid and other byproducts traditional expelled through urine through their skin making it foul to eat as it as it passes through the tissue on the way out

i am neither a shark expert nor a food expert but im pretty sure dogfish is eaten v commonly as fish and chips

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

In a world gone mad,
we will not spank the monkey,
but the monkey will spank us.

Bronze Fonz posted:

Did you really think you would be anywhere near as cool as a bird holding a shark?

https://twitter.com/trackingsharks/...986456489750529

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

I could probably take that little shark. On land.

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


im cooler, better, stronger, and have bigger dick, than any bird and shark combination you could possibly imagine, including the extinct giant moa and megalodon

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

Doctor Dogballs posted:

im cooler, better, stronger, and have bigger dick, than any bird and shark combination you could possibly imagine, including the extinct giant moa and megalodon

Lol I knew a guy who talked poo poo about an ostrich's cock. I think they found his mutilated cargo shorts and an apology written in blood.

naem
May 29, 2011



I ate a fish

EVERY TIME GOING
Mar 17, 2006





What is wrong with you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpkMcmsN3R8

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler

Pillbug

I am not, nor have I even been, a hepcat.

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


Icochet posted:

Lol I knew a guy who talked poo poo about an ostrich's cock. I think they found his mutilated cargo shorts and an apology written in blood.

classic case of suicide by ostrich

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

In a world gone mad,
we will not spank the monkey,
but the monkey will spank us.

Icochet posted:

Lol I knew a guy who talked poo poo about an ostrich's cock. I think they found his mutilated cargo shorts and an apology written in blood.

More of this cool story please.

Derpies
Mar 10, 2014





I bet that bird has lost its virginity

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?


predatory birds are my actual spirit animal so I do feel pretty cool

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011



Iím cool enough to concede when nature has me hopelessly outclassed, op

that is a rad osprey

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

BigBadSteve posted:

More of this cool story please.

Not much more to tell. Man goes on safari, has a few beers, gets cocky, pays the ultimate price. Classic tragedy.

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