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CocoaNuts
Jun 12, 2020


Here are the betting odds via BetOnline.ag:

Redtails +200
Presidents +300
Generals +400
Memorials +500
Lincolns +600
Americans +700
Capitols +800
Veterans +800
Kings +900
Roosevelts +900
Monuments +1000
Redhawks +1200
Renegades +1500
Jeffersons +2000
Arlingtons +2500
Hogs +5000
Snowflakes +50000
Trumps +50000


I'm partial to Renegades. Always liked that as a franchise nickname.

Capitols would be confusing. The Washington Capitols in football and the Washington Capitals in hockey. Silly.

Maybe you have a better suggestion than any of the above?

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Fun Shoe

Washington Sucks

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

"When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your quarterback's face, you'll know what to do."


Washington Washing Tons

and the logo is your mom getting a bath lol

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008



The washington dark souls of football teams!

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Fun Shoe

Ehud posted:

Washington Washing Tons

and the logo is your mom getting a bath lol

Washington Metric Tons, just to annoy people with the metric system.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008



Washington Eye Floaters and periscope penis as well as goatse.

CocoaNuts
Jun 12, 2020


The Washington Off Snydes.


Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010


We're here to joke and not talk about good names but how are Hogs so low on the list?

They've already established the culture to shift to that easily, even if it was 30 years ago or whatever.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

SAVE_US.SD14


The Washington Wonks

Just gave the logo be a picture of Matt Yglesias

CocoaNuts
Jun 12, 2020


Grittybeard posted:

We're here to joke and not talk about good names but how are Hogs so low on the list?

They've already established the culture to shift to that easily, even if it was 30 years ago or whatever.

Hogs? How about the Washington Pigs? Then rename FedEx Field "the Trough."

That way other teams can play the Washington Pigs at the Trough. Fitting!

Slowpoke!
Feb 12, 2008

ANIME IS FOR ADULTS


It feels like itís going to be Redtails so they can just go back to one of the old logos, and keep a mostly similar name.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

You never know
just how you look
through other people's eyes


Grittybeard posted:

We're here to joke and not talk about good names but how are Hogs so low on the list?

They've already established the culture to shift to that easily, even if it was 30 years ago or whatever.

Because "hog" is a euphemism for dick

Wait, no, you're right, that's a good name

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually







Ramrod XTreme

D.C. Slurs

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Fun Shoe

Washington Abortions

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

All else is up for grabs.


I'm going to stick with "Braves". That what they were before they were Redskins.

CocoaNuts
Jun 12, 2020


Slowpoke! posted:

It feels like itís going to be Redtails so they can just go back to one of the old logos, and keep a mostly similar name.


https://twitter.com/OllieConnolly/s...821758053818369

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




Snyder Squad with that Scout Sniper logo on their helmets.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013

Ready To Ruck!





Washington Despised C*nts.

a new study bible!
Feb 1, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly



Washington Tomahawks

+It's still affiliated with Native Americans, so Dan Snyder won't feel like he's lost
+Easy mascot
+Celebrates war culture

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005


This thread will appear on footballabsurdity within the day

Santheb
Jul 13, 2005



Washington Crimson Buckeyes

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013

Ready To Ruck!





Washington Has-beens.

Power of Pecota
Aug 3, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!


Grittybeard posted:

We're here to joke and not talk about good names but how are Hogs so low on the list?

They've already established the culture to shift to that easily, even if it was 30 years ago or whatever.

I feel like Warthogs (I think they're going to want to keep the same number of syllables) should be swapped with Generals - you can't name a sports team after a preexisting sports team that literally only exists to lose and get styled on, you might as well call them the Washington Monstars

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~



Stealing straight from the onion:
DC Redskins

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

D U S T M A N


Washington Columbians

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Fun Shoe

Power of Pecota posted:

I feel like Warthogs (I think they're going to want to keep the same number of syllables) should be swapped with Generals - you can't name a sports team after a preexisting sports team that literally only exists to lose and get styled on, you might as well call them the Washington Monstars

There was already a professional football team called the Generals, the team Trump bought in the USFL.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Your 2017 World Series MVP



Pillbug

they should name themselves the Washington Space Force, its forward thinking and they can have UFO flyovers

Power of Pecota
Aug 3, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!


fartknocker posted:

There was already a professional football team called the Generals, the team Trump bought in the USFL.

I guess the Monstars thing isn't the best analogue, because "New Jersey Generals" (while not being a good name) doesn't immediately evoke the Washington Generals the Harlem Globetrotters play against, but "Washington Generals" does it 100%

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch



dang please let it be the jeffersons so we can have this whole debate again in ten years

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Laser Rocket Arm


Doesn't Synder own the rights to Warriors or something?

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005



Washington Warfighters. Every game they'll have 1 troop from each branch work as the unpaid mascot. The logo will be Chris Kyle.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Fun Shoe

Athanatos posted:

Doesn't Synder own the rights to Warriors or something?

I was mentioned in one of these threads he did like a decade ago, but the copyright or whatever expired.

Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002


Sheen Sheen posted:

The Washington Georges

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008




Toilet Rascal

Washington Benjamins.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

I'M JUST HERE TO KISS TITTIESS AND WIN FOOTBALL GAMES!
(AND GET EVERYBODY FIRED)


Pillbug

Washington Griffins
Washington Bonespurs
Washington Couriers

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

The Washington Headhunters


Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?




Snuder in a meeting somewhere: "So before if they supported us they were racists. Now if they don't support us they're racists! Its brilliant!

But if I may add my own suggestion *ahem* the Wash&Tug Foreskins. Thank you.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008






Gravy Boat 2k

The Washington Wuss Pissers

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008




The Dan Snyder Experience

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005



Quiet Feet posted:

Snuder in a meeting somewhere: "So before if they supported us they were racists. Now if they don't support us they're racists! Its brilliant!

But if I may add my own suggestion *ahem* the Wash&Tug Foreskins. Thank you.

Fans will still show up in blackface. Chuds gotta chud

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

D U S T M A N


the Washington Diesels

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