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Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


The Washington Qs

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mmmm
Jul 26, 2010

hey
you're one of them fancy lads, ain't ya?

CocoaNuts posted:


I'm partial to Renegades. Always liked that as a franchise nickname.



"Renegade" is a rather serious pejorative amongst some of the Native population, roughly analogous to "half-breed," so you'll probably want to skip that one

Sorry, I know it does sound kinda cool. Could you maybe do something with Orcas? A killer whale would make a pretty good mascot. Or how about 'ol Sasquatch? Because Bigfoot belongs to America, Bigfoot don't leave nobody behind.

Almost every name on that list is just terrible. It's whole column of "gently caress you"s, really.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




mmmm posted:

"Renegade" is a rather serious pejorative amongst some of the Native population, roughly analogous to "half-breed," so you'll probably want to skip that one

How about Marauders?

quote:

Could you maybe do something with Orcas? A killer whale would make a pretty good mascot.

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


my hope:

Mr. Fix It posted:

Washington Football Wizards

hard reality:

Mr. Fix It posted:

gonna be something super lame like the Washington Monuments

MD2020
May 30, 2003

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

mmmm posted:

"Renegade" is a rather serious pejorative amongst some of the Native population, roughly analogous to "half-breed," so you'll probably want to skip that one

Sorry, I know it does sound kinda cool. Could you maybe do something with Orcas? A killer whale would make a pretty good mascot. Or how about 'ol Sasquatch? Because Bigfoot belongs to America, Bigfoot don't leave nobody behind.

Almost every name on that list is just terrible. It's whole column of "gently caress you"s, really.

Renegades, but the mascot is Lorenzo Lamas on a motorcycle.

The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?

mmmm posted:

Could you maybe do something with Orcas? A killer whale would make a pretty good mascot.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

The Suffering of the Succotash.

Ehud posted:

Washington Washing Tons


Six foot eight weighs a loving ton
Opponents beware
opponents beware
he's coming
he's coming
he's coming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7iVsdRbhnc

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

The Washington Piece of Shits. Who gently caress their own dick-a

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!


A.o.D. posted:

Six foot eight weighs a loving ton
Opponents beware
opponents beware
he's coming
he's coming
he's coming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7iVsdRbhnc

Hahaha, I forgot about that video. I’m voting for this one now.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




They key to getting Dan Snyder to change the name is to appeal to his massive ego.

The Washington Dans
The Washington Snyders
The Washington Six Flags
The Washington RedZone Capitals
The Washington Red Zebras

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

LabyaMynora posted:

The Washington Six Flags

Logo, song and corp sponsorship all in one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU2yt6wOoK0&t=26s

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

not to mention mascot

romanowski
Nov 10, 2012

Washington Dan Snyders Having a Heart Attack in the Shower

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


Washington Top Men

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fdjf4lMmiiI

Barudak
May 7, 2007

The D.C. Ribbed for Her Pleasure featuring their mascot, the Washington monument

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
In true Dan Snyder fashion, they will be named the Washington Indians.

Phyein
Jun 19, 2009

~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~
The Washington Cowboys

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




The Virginia Robert E. Lee's

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




The Washington Slaveowners

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

Dead? That's what they want you to think.
Washington Bottoms

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




The Washington Foreskins

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Washington Fuckmen

BlackJosh
Sep 25, 2007

A.o.D. posted:

Six foot eight weighs a loving ton
Opponents beware
opponents beware
he's coming
he's coming
he's coming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7iVsdRbhnc

I’m glad someone else thought of this. First thing that came to my head but I thought I’d be the only dork

mmmm posted:

"Renegade" is a rather serious pejorative amongst some of the Native population, roughly analogous to "half-breed,"

Just use the original Spanish use of the word, a Christian abandoning Christendom and converting to Islam or fighting for Muslims against fellow Christians. I’m sure that’ll be totally fine and not offensive at all.

BlackJosh fucked around with this message at 16:19 on Jul 5, 2020

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
I think they should just brand as The Washington Football Team, just leave a void where the nickname used to be as a way of honoring the past. It’s what a lot of the media are already calling them.

There’s precedent for this, as McMurry University (formerly the Indians) went with nameless teams from 2007-2011.

General Dog fucked around with this message at 18:15 on Jul 5, 2020

Barudak
May 7, 2007

LabyaMynora posted:

The Washington Foreskins

Lead designer of Ion Fury, is that you?

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012
Hogs

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

General Dog posted:

I think they should just brand as The Washington Football Team, just leave a void where the nickname used to be as a way of honoring the past. It’s what a lot of the media are already calling them.

There’s precedent for this, as McMurry University (formerly the Indians) went with nameless teams from 2007-2011.

The Washington Footballarians.

Or the Washington Crabbers.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Landover NFL Team

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
The real question is what they do when Washington DC also changes its name to Tubman DC or whatever.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


General Dog posted:

The real question is what they do when Washington DC also changes its name to Tubman DC or whatever.

Conductors? Locomotives?

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
The DC Deniers of Climate-change

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
If they change the name of the city, they’re sure as poo poo changing the name of the district.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


General Dog posted:

The real question is what they do when Washington DC also changes its name to Tubman DC or whatever.

The trade will be keeping Washington as the city when DC becomes Douglass.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Revive the Virginia Destroyers and MartyBall.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

the maryland stallions

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?



Vertical Lime posted:

the maryland stallions

I played through a lot of seasons of Madden 05 franchise mode and if only ones ever seen a team change name. The Vikings were so bad for so long that they moved to Boston to became the Boston Stallions. They ended up a mediocre Bengals-esque team after that.

I guess what I'm saying is that I'm fine with this.

mmmm
Jul 26, 2010

hey
you're one of them fancy lads, ain't ya?
It came to me in a dream last night: "The Washington Experience"

mascot is the ghost of Jimi, played mostly deadpan

once a season he gets to play the national anthem at a home game, during which he gradually grows to ~30 yards tall while rattling the entire stadium & all the fans' molars

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

i was thinking of the successful cfl team that dissipated the moment it was announced the browns were moving to baltimore

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baltimore_Stallions

like i think they're still bitter in baltimore that on top of everything else indy kept the name

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
The Washington Blue Lives Matter

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dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

Washington Gokus

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