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Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001

mmmm posted:

It came to me in a dream last night: "The Washington Experience"

mascot is the ghost of Jimi, played mostly deadpan

once a season he gets to play the national anthem at a home game, during which he gradually grows to ~30 yards tall while rattling the entire stadium & all the fans' molars
Seahawks already have dibs on Jimi Hendrix (precedent: music for at least one cut to/from commercial during every Seahawks home game).

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





The Washington Jeffersons. Their fight song can be Movin' On Up.

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

Just a striding through Kamen Rider...
D.C. Redskins

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
https://twitter.com/JYash/status/1279831239952826370?s=19

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Finally we'll get out of this weird state where there's no terrible team called the Warriors

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Hmmm yes I'm sure that what the Native Americans want is a name that speaks out to them.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
The NOVA Tysons Corners

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
The Beltway Gridlocks

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

the arlington contractors

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

The didn't read lol!!!!!!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Washington Supremes

HouseOfLeaves99
Mar 20, 2009
Do a Disney crossover and have the Washington Hamiltons. Have your pick of the team song.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
As heard on the radio today:

FC DC

My eyes melt just looking at it

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
What's the last national conversation we had about the plight of Native Americans that didn't involve mascot names?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

General Dog posted:

What's the last national conversation we had about the plight of Native Americans that didn't involve mascot names?

Huh, the Dakota pipeline was 4 years ago now, that was the first that sprung to mind as getting national attention and I didn't realize it had been that long.

Of course if you pay a bit of attention you know they're getting hosed constantly by both of the current national crises.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





The Washington Dryers.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Washington Manifest Destiny

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

Shinjobi posted:

As heard on the radio today:

FC DC

My eyes melt just looking at it

I

I BELIEVE

I BELIEVE THAT

I BELIEVE THAT WE

I BELIEVE THAT WE CAN RUN
I BELIEVE THAT WE CAN RUN
I BELIEVE THAT WE CAN RUN

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


The Beltway 95ers

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

The Suffering of the Succotash.

BlackJosh posted:

I’m glad someone else thought of this. First thing that came to my head but I thought I’d be the only dork


Just use the original Spanish use of the word, a Christian abandoning Christendom and converting to Islam or fighting for Muslims against fellow Christians. I’m sure that’ll be totally fine and not offensive at all.

I will cheer for any team that calls themselves "The Apostates" until the end of time, and will give them free passes for any murders, wife beatings, pedophilia, or bad opinion having.

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

D.C. Comet Ping Pongs

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
The Washington Smallpox

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Fans will still show up in blackface. Chuds gotta chud
Oh, god. Why didn't I think of this. I wanted Redtails but... :smithicide:

Phyein
Jun 19, 2009

~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~
The Washington Redcartilages

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
What about the Washington Ivories? It’s both about Washington’s teeth and white people. It’s layered

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Just poppin in but none of these are funny, welp cya

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Washington Super Bowl Champions. All these other scrub teams gotta win the playoffs to get called that

Shrimpy
May 18, 2004

Sir, I'm going to need to see your ticket.
These stickers were all over DC a few years back, so they can certainly go another route.

SolusLunes
Oct 10, 2011

I now have several regrets.

:barf:

Shrimpy posted:

These stickers were all over DC a few years back, so they can certainly go another route.



The Washingtaters

you ain't need two words with a name like that

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling
1-800-GAMBLER


Ultra Carp

a new study bible! posted:

The Beltway 95ers

The Washington Metros: "They're on fire!|"

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Washington Generals


cause they suck

Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

We're fucking built for this shit!
D.C. Javelins

You've got both the animal angle, playing off of hogs, but you could also keep the spear helmet with a minor tweak of the logo.

human garbage bag
Jan 8, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
The District of Christopher Columbus Indians

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

the washington notgnihsaw eht

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
more like...


Redfails!!!


:blastu:

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

the real answer is who cares what this poo poo team is called just kick them out of the league they will never be good

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


chamois posted:

the real answer is who cares what this poo poo team is called just kick them out of the league they will never be good

I grew up a washington fan watching with my grandfather in northern virginia and like racism aside, Dan Snyder is the most abhorrent owner in sports and only gives a gently caress about monetizing the brand. They are horribly mismanaged, owner is a ghoul and the product on the field has been terrible for like almost 30 years. Killed basically my all my interest in the NFL.

Also, Redskin is clearly a loving racial slur and they need to stop cherrypicking a few native americans who are ok with it for its support.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Washington Mounuments

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Washington Rosacea

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Warshington

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