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Washington Sucks
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2020 13:58 |
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 17:10 |
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Ehud posted:Washington Washing Tons Washington Metric Tons, just to annoy people with the metric system.
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2020 15:45 |
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Washington Abortions
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2020 17:33 |
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Power of Pecota posted:I feel like Warthogs (I think they're going to want to keep the same number of syllables) should be swapped with Generals - you can't name a sports team after a preexisting sports team that literally only exists to lose and get styled on, you might as well call them the Washington Monstars There was already a professional football team called the Generals, the team Trump bought in the USFL.
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2020 18:50 |
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Athanatos posted:Doesn't Synder own the rights to Warriors or something? I was mentioned in one of these threads he did like a decade ago, but the copyright or whatever expired.
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2020 21:26 |
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Revive the Virginia Destroyers and MartyBall.
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2020 23:31 |
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Quiet Feet posted:All right final offer: the Washington Red Wings.
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2020 19:23 |
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Whooping Crabs posted:Washington Red Rockets Washington Mr. Hands
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2020 20:10 |
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Cross quotin’ from NVkiimo posted:Here we go!
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2020 01:01 |
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swickles posted:I thought BangBros were the ones who usually pull out Snyder does seem like the type to let something blow up in his face.
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2020 02:25 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Washington Bangles playing Manic Monday Night Football So would the logo be Susanna Hoffs?
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2020 21:35 |
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Rusty Shackelford posted:Washington Eskimos? This is Snyder, it’d be Washington Eskimo Brothers and the logo would be their own pimped out cheerleaders.
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2020 21:40 |
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Let’s not forget the Saints in recent rape-y connotations.
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2020 19:11 |
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Washington Renault FT
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2020 02:49 |
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The Dave posted:Sales of their new gear is probably too low and they want people to buy more merchandise before pulling the rug out. I wonder how much of an issue that really is. Other than jerseys, some of the most basic shirt designs and a few other odds and ends, a lot of the clothing is redesigned every year anyway. They’d have new hats, jackets, a bunch of shirts, and other stuff next year no matter what.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2020 15:21 |
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Washington Foreskins
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2020 02:05 |
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Washington Lemon Party
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2020 00:53 |
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Washington Bazooka Sharks
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2020 22:57 |
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il serpente cosmico posted:What if they come back next year with an even more racist name? I think it’s been said they may stay with Football Team through next season as well before getting another name.
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2020 14:17 |
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drunk leprechaun posted:Yeah this is everything that I've read. Speculation is that Danny Boy has a name he likes, but the copyright is owned by the squatter who broke in the news over the summer and they can't come to an agreement. No idea if that is accurate, but christ I want it to be. Yeah, there were a few stories about that, but all the details are vague. Like, one had some local real estate guy registered a fuckton of trademarks (Some of which Snyder may have had in the past but lapsed?) and it was one of those that they wanted? There was also a rumor that they had a name but Nike wanted them to wait, and with possible COVID issues impacting next season as well (Namely fans at games) they want to wait till things are normal... Honestly, I think the biggest delay on it is Washington Football Team, while everybody laughed at first, has worked well as a placeholder and proven to not be a full on joke. Hell, it seems to be reasonably well liked. So, they’ll let that ride for longer than planned before the actual new name comes out (At which point they can sell even more new merchandise with the new name/logo).
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2020 16:00 |
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Washington Football Cult Washington Football Klan Washington Football Sexual Predators Those are things with long, rich histories in the U.S. and very related to the franchise, much more so than Club.
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2020 22:03 |
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# ¿ Dec 26, 2020 16:22 |
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chamois posted:The Washington Crazy-rear end White Boys Washington Crackers Washington Honkys
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2020 02:28 |
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Fine, move them to Arlington and call them the Sports Squad. Everyone will love rear end!
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2021 02:07 |
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I couldn’t find a way to make it spell POO
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2021 02:23 |
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Washington FedEx Arrows
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2021 21:36 |
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chamois posted:The Washington notgnihsaW Snyder gonna see this and name them the Sniksder.
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2021 23:21 |
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The Washington Cockchafers
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2021 03:13 |
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Quiet Feet posted:Thw Washington Dogs with Bees in their Mouths and When They Bark they Shoot Bees at You. The Washington Robotic Richard Simmons’
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2021 13:20 |
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chamois posted:The Washington, Denzel LeeMajors posted:This is it Yeah, but which version of him is the primary logo?
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2021 00:50 |
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shirts and skins posted:Apparently not redwolves. Meaning that was probably what they wanted and couldn’t get past the trademark stuff.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2022 14:43 |
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Washington Red Scares
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2022 15:29 |
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Hot Diggity! posted:People are saying this more and more I’m okay with this.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2022 17:35 |
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pro starcraft loser posted:I bet its so they could sell as much WFT as possible before changing again and selling more merch. Crescent Wrench posted:Oh poo poo, I didn't even think of that, but it's so so plausible. There was a rumor about this last year as well, that they could have had a new permanent name in place for this season but that the various merchandise manufacturers (Namely Nike) wanted them to stay with WFT for another year to sell more stuff since fans were gonna be back in the stadiums. There was also the story that they were caught completely flat footed prior to all the stuff blowing up in the summer of 2020 and dropping the Redskins name. Supposedly, whatever alternative names Snyder had trademarked long in the past had lapsed and he’d been preparing to fight to keep the name until 2020 went all 2020 and it got forced on him really quick. I doubt we’ll get the truth on how this all played out anytime soon, but I’m inclined to believe almost anything that indicates Dan Snyder is an angry, stupid person.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2022 19:52 |
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Turkey Trots To Water Where Is RPT Where Is Washington Football Team The World Wonders The idea of the team being named the Admirals after they called their secondary “The Pearl Harbor Crew” in the early 80s (Because they constantly got bombed by opposing offenses ) amuses me. CharlestheHammer posted:Why is everyone telling Boomer all this poo poo He works for CBS and has been around forever, so he probably has some connections around the league.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2022 12:55 |
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bobjr posted:It’s all a plot to get the cheerleaders legally classified as cargo They want to honor the memory of Tailhook.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2022 20:50 |
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Elephanthead posted:All those twos it’s got to be the number twos. Your Washington poo poo Washington 2nd Amendments
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2022 22:56 |
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Lame
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2022 04:54 |
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mcmagic posted:Commanders sucks. Not only does it suck, but based on the (Admittedly meh quality shaky helicopter footage) pictures it looks like they'll be changing their uniforms too. The WFT kept the old pattern and just removed the logo, which I think was good. Washington's uniforms really haven't changed in decades, it's a classic look, and trying to update it probably won't end well. It reminds me of Tampa Bay and Cleveland making big updates in 2014-2015, everyone hating them almost immediately, and then both teams switching back to essentially their previous uniforms again as soon as the five-year limit on changes was up. Of course, it's a way for Snyder to make money, so he'd probably do it just for that reason. romanowski posted:I hope dan snyder dies
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2022 03:01 |
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 17:10 |
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shyduck posted:Oh right the NFL is allowing more than one helmet again which is great Are they different helmets or just different stickers on them? The one with the W up front is darker in the picture, but I can’t tell if it’s just the lighting or a different shell color. Chucktesla posted:Lmao gently caress off with the black alternate unis they’re dumb and bad Quiet Feet posted:Congrats to the Charmanders on their new name. Char! Char! Washington Red Comets would have been a cooler name, and fitting because Char never really wins in the end https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1AAXRu3TBA
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2022 15:25 |