Post ITT to become an American hero

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# ¿ Jul 4, 2020 18:29

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 13:41

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Prof. Crocodile posted:

Through the magic of patriotism and the technological horsepower of the America Machine^TM, prepuce repurposed has become General Omar Bradley:

A five star general, and the first-ever Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Omar Bradley was known as "The “GI’s General” for the polite and respectful way that he treated soldiers of all ranks and nationalities. Gen. Bradley also led the charge to dismiss fellow five-star general Douglas MacArthur, after the latter became the first (and only) person in history to hate Communism too much. Sometimes the burden of an American hero is heavy indeed.

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the way I see it, if we're all a little queer then we're probably also all a bit of a commie pinko

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# ¿ Jul 4, 2020 20:14

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we don't have any villains :smugbert:

# ¿ Jul 5, 2020 00:18

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I did a bad job

# ¿ Jul 5, 2020 02:30

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Prof. Crocodile posted:

With this show of contrition, the America Machine^TM has decided that you have learned your lesson, and allows you to resume your heroism humbly as Boxcar Willie:

A former United States Air Force flight engineer who found fame singing ‘hobo music’ during the golden age of the Grand Ole’ Opry, Lecil Travis Martin, better known by his stage name Boxcar Willie, enjoyed significant international popularity despite being considered a novelty act in America. What's more, according to serious journalist David Icke, Boxcar Willie also proudly represents America as part of the secret cabal of reptilian aliens that controls the earth. Do us proud, Willie!