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Crocs! They look like butt. Do they feel good?  If shoes are like a RPG character the 1 point in STY means the other points are allocated in CMF right? I have pretty high expectations of these because if I ever get a pair, i'm going to be known as the idiot who wears crocs. Looks like they're meant to be worn without socks, but I can only imagine those things smell horrific before long then right? I pride myself on having odorless shoes and I would be very sad if these were gross smelly things.  Are there any other sandals/flipflops for the summer months that I can wear that dont make me look like a disgusting domesticated dad? luv 2 hear your thots.
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I voted for Kazakhstan OP hope this helps you in your quest, godspeed.
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Jul 5, 2020 05:52
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Crocs with socks are extremely comfortable and look terrible. Its the ultimate style/comfort exchange.
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Jul 5, 2020 06:26
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its not worth it
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Jul 5, 2020 06:28
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I own a pair of crocs. I wear them doing garden stuff in the summer. I like that I can spray them with a hose to clean them off. I do not find them particularly comfortable. I think they offer more points for utility factor than comfort or style.
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Jul 5, 2020 06:29
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They're extremely light weight and breezy yet offer a reasonable amount of protection. You need the ones with the holes if you're not going to wear socks otherwise as you surmise they can get pretty sweaty.
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Jul 5, 2020 11:58
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no shoes, OP
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Jul 5, 2020 12:20
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If dubya can pull it off, so can you
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Jul 5, 2020 12:33
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lol those socks rule tbh literally
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Jul 5, 2020 12:38
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My favorite thing about Crocs is that they easily get caught in escalators.
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Jul 5, 2020 14:03
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If my feet weren't saved by work boots once when a shithead contractor overflowed the boiler's blowdown tank and 240 degree water sluiced out like someone dropped a trashbag full of heated water on the floor right in front of me, I would wear Crocs at work every day. They are so goddamn comfortable. Also, after 40 you don't care.
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Jul 5, 2020 14:07
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Crocs are great but they turn into a slip and slide if you haven’t got socks on. 7/10 shoe. 8/10 with jibbitz.
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Jul 5, 2020 14:20
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There are Croc stores in Manhattan. They sell only Crocs. It's upsetting.
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Jul 5, 2020 14:23
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I have a pair of crocks for when I step outside for a minute, like to smake a cigarette, check the mail, talk to a neighbour, etc. They're absolutelt perfect for that, and if I did any gardening I'd probably wear them for that too. But no way in hell would I wear them in public.
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Jul 5, 2020 15:08
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And ex-girlfriend would bring her Crocs over when she'd stay the night and I attempted to train my cat to poo poo in them.
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Jul 5, 2020 15:12
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Pope Corky the IX posted:And ex-girlfriend would bring her Crocs over when she'd stay the night and I attempted to train my cat to poo poo in them. Single guys with cats are creepy af.
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Jul 5, 2020 15:14
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I'm married, but thanks for playing.
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Jul 5, 2020 15:31
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I wore crocs when I worked in a hospital. They were great, but my feet are already big, so the crocs were like loving clown shoes. Constantly tripping and banging my feet on poo poo. I stopped getting ingrown toenails when I switched to them, though. Now I just wear them in my backyard. I accidentally melted a pair when I was sitting by the fire.
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Jul 5, 2020 15:37
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Taeke posted:I have a pair of crocks for when I step outside for a minute, like to smake a cigarette, check the mail, talk to a neighbour, etc. They're absolutelt perfect for that, and if I did any gardening I'd probably wear them for that too. Same except I wear them in public if I'm just going to the 7/11 at 11pm for whatever bullshit I need. Idgaf any more.
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Jul 5, 2020 15:42
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In all honesty, I can see the obvious advantages for Crocs in kitchens, hospitals, gardening, etc. It's the lazy motherfuckers that are shuffling around at 5pm with a lit cigarette hanging out of their mouths that I hope get sucked into an escalator.
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Jul 5, 2020 15:45
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I don't own any, but they seem like slippers you wear with socks. I'm pretty happy with sandles, but I got looks sometimes when I wear jeans with sandles. gently caress off, I'm old and have kids, I don't give a poo poo how I look when I get groceries. mom and dad fight a lot fucked around with this message at 18:05 on Jul 5, 2020 |
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Jul 5, 2020 17:20
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Crocs are good water shoes.
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Jul 5, 2020 17:24
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Crocs are good for camping. They are easy to slip on and off but you can also flip the heel strap around to go into all-terrain mode.
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Jul 5, 2020 17:27
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They're comfortable but when equipped give like -10 on charisma
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Jul 5, 2020 17:35
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They are white trash rubber clogs thanks for coming to my ted talk
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Jul 5, 2020 17:43
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Stockholm posted:They're comfortable but when equipped give like -10 on charisma I put all my skill points into Strength anyway, that way I can impress people by carrying a lot of armor and gold/bottlecaps
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Jul 5, 2020 17:43
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My mom wears crocks, bug
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Jul 5, 2020 18:35
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Very comfortable, but too sweaty in the heat without socks. I have a high arch and Croc-brand crocs don't fit me (not high enough), though some knockoffs do.
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Jul 5, 2020 18:39
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Mrs. Sexual posted:My mom wears crocks, bug Could you please post a picture of your mom?
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Jul 5, 2020 18:39
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My toddler wears crocs on the reg and seems to enjoy them. To be fair he also laughs every time he poops in the toilet.
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Jul 5, 2020 18:51
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The Persian Funk posted:Could you please post a picture of your mom? Sub microwave quality
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Jul 5, 2020 18:57
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crocs are perfect shoes theyre more comfortable than 99% of what you can buy they last longer than 99% of other shoes they float they breathe and they even have non-slip grip but they look bad so only other geniuses are willing to wear them in public and when you see them you can nod at them knowingly as you are demi-gods walking amongst apes
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Jul 5, 2020 19:50
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What you're going to want to do is get a pair of Birkenstock's, not the leather ones, but the plastic ones. Every benefit the Croc has to offer, but stylish enough that people won't realize you post on a web 1.0 message board. Adidas slides are also casual but respected, the ones with the cloud foam are extremely comfy. They are not waterproof though, so they are better used as an around the house shoe instead of the all terrain utility shoe role the Birks can fulfill.
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Jul 5, 2020 20:05
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Sounds like crocs are pretty good actually except ugly and hating on them is just a dumb meme or something lol
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Jul 5, 2020 20:06
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Birkenstocks = Lesbian sandals They certainly work for trans and non-binary people too, but straight women should be legally prohibited from wearing them.
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Jul 5, 2020 20:10
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Get the ones that look like actual shoes OP
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Jul 5, 2020 20:18
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Len posted:Get the ones that look like actual shoes OP yes get the one that looks like a wet paper bag lovingly wrapped itself around your foot and dried
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Jul 5, 2020 20:29
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nottttttttttttttttt get the ugliest loving ones its a power move
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Jul 5, 2020 20:29
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Adidas flip flops are much more comfortable. Crocs are hot and sweaty as hell to me, even with the holes
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I have some crocs for my dental assisting internship. They are more comfortable than Dansko.
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