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BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.




Welcome to Goon Model UN. Post in this thread and I will assign you a country you must RP as we work to resolve argue ineffectually and pass non-binding resolutions over.

The UN possess a policy of randomly assigning nations and not honoring nation requests on the basis of "you don't get to pick what country you're from in real life sucka!" Exemptions have been made twice under extenuating circumstances so its not impossible but if you request Ireland you're probably going to get Ethiopia instead.


If I don't give you a nation within an hour of you posting PM me. Please post in the thread first though. This threads become surprisingly fast-moving


North America and the Carribean
The Walrus- Canada
Goethe.cx- CUBA GOODING JR
military cervix- Mexico
Zippy the Bummer- United States
Ron Darling- Nicaragua
Saalkin- Jamaica
gently caress off BATMAN- El Salvador
Phlegmish- Belgian Panama (formerly Panama)
stab- Saint Lucia (claims Saint Kitts and Nevis as well)

South America
Bronze Fonz- Brazil
XA Shere- Colombia
Raku- Venezuela
DeadFatDuckFat- Chile
TeachesOfPeaches- Suriname

Europe
Colonel Cancer- Spain
The Persian Funk- Ukraine This country no longer exists
Prof Crocodile- Belgium
Mokotow-Italy
Edgar Allen Ho- United Kingdom
PTSDeedlyDo- Germany
Willian Henry Hairytaint- Russia
EorayMel- France abandoned seat re-opened
AHH F/UGH - Liechtenstein
Glenn Quebec- Sweden (Al suwid)
drunkenmonkeystyle- Great Roma Republic (its croatia)
Sid Vicious- Greece ceded to Croatia/Great Roma Republic
jazzyhattrick- Finland
Freudian Slippers- Portugal
Bug Squash- Iceland
leperflesh- albania
slumpy- Netherlands
Hipster Occultist- Norway

Sub-saharan Africa
Inverted Icon- Senegal
Mr Qwerty- South Africa
Buglord- Kenya
sure okay- Zimbabwe
White Noise Marine- Gambia
Derpies- Ghanarea (Formerly Ghana)
Corgski- Republic of Congo
StatutoryApe Belgian Congo (formerly Democratic Republic of Congo)
Thunder Moose- Namibia
HardDiskD- African Nation in the Middle of the Earth (ANIME) (Formerly Central African Republic)

Middle East and North Africa
Grevling- Saudi Arabia
Spinz- Turkey
Rock My Socks- Morocco
The Aardvark- Persia (Iran)
MakaVillain- Azerbaijan
AlphariusOmegon- Iraq
zombiePop- Egypt
gasmask- Lebanon
by popular demand-Palestine (formerly Israel) vacated
Starplucker-Libya

Asia
Old Friend- Mongolia
Sunswipe- Pakistan abandoned
Pawn 17 - Federated Republic of Butts (Formerly India) abandoned.
Chinatown- North Korea abandoned. Seat re-open
dads friend steve- South Korea abandoned seat re-open
Whorelord- Japan abandoned seat re-open
EVERY TIME GOING- Kyrgyzstan
Eumenides- Vietnam
Captain Splendid- Thailand
Sekenr- China
Beet Wagon- East Timor
BigBadSteve- Turkmenistan
Dark off-Afghanistan
Jaguars!- Indonesia
Numb Three Ers- Armenia
Jason Sextro- Bangladesh

Oceania
COMPANGIE TOMMY-Australia
Scald- New Zealand
The Management- Palau
Iron Chef Ramen- Vanuatu
SpaceSDoorGunner- Kiribati (its pronounced Keer-uh-bus, no i don't get it either)

Resolutions
DAY 1

1. Sanctions on American citizen Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka
Raised by South Africa, co-sponsored by Brazil
PASSED

2. Should Japan be allowed to have a military again
Raised by Japan
PASSED

3. Japan would like to bully Palau
Raised by Japan, Kenya co-sponsors
PASSED

4. South Africa should be an "idiot baby" country
Raised by Saudi Arabia,
DEFEATED

5. India should be renamed to Federated Republic of Butts
Raised by Pakistan, co-sponsored by Thailand, Kenya, Brazil
PASSED

6. Smoke'em if you got'em!
Raised by the United States, co-sponsored by Brazil
PASSED

DAY 2


Resolution 1: The complete and total ban of all Anime with Japan ordered to pay reparations
Anime shall be named as a contraband substance in all member states
PASSED
However a thriving black market anime trade has grown and several states including the UK, Australia, and Croatia have formed a pro-anime alliance in defiance of UN sanctions.

Resolution 2: Just let us murder journalists. Come on.
Raised by Saudi Arabia, seconded by Turkey
PASSED
Member states may now murder journalists if they so choose.

Resolution 3: Nuke Hiroshima and Nagasaki again
Raised by China, seconded by Saudi Arabia
DEFEATED
Despite anger over Japan's anime-based crimes and UN-sanctioned bullying of Palau, nuclear weapons was considered "too mean" by member states.

Resolution 4: Legalize weed worldwide
Raised by US, seconded by Canada
PASSED
Smoke'em if you got'em baby.

Resolution 5: Build an erotic 50 foot tall statue of Garfield the Cat which is anatomically correct and capable of cum on top of the US capitol building positioned so that it will cum enormous amounts on to the white house.
PASSED
The statue was made gold at the request of Azerbaijan. It has immediately become a great patriotic symbol of the United States, with many Americans crying as they saw it built in what we assume are tears of joy.

Resolution 6: Permit nations to drunk text their exs at 2AM for booty calls
DEADLOCKED
Status quo prevails. Nations may only drunk text their current partners or random hook-ups.

Resolution 7: Make July 7th an international holiday because "gently caress it"
PASSED
gently caress, poo poo's rough man. I think we could all use a break.

BIG FLUFFY DOG fucked around with this message at 12:20 on Jul 13, 2020

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Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




My nation better have a shitload of oil or I will steal yours, mark my words.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


You better not assign me United Arab Emirates like my grade 8 teacher just because I was the wrong kind of lily white

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.




Bronze Fonz posted:

My nation better have a shitload of oil or I will steal yours, mark my words.

Luckily Brazil is the world's 12th largest oil producer.

Inverted Icon
Apr 8, 2020


Who am I?

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.




Colonel Cancer posted:

You better not assign me United Arab Emirates like my grade 8 teacher just because I was the wrong kind of lily white

Spain

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.





Senegal

The wikipedia page

quote:

It is a unitary presidential republic and is the westernmost country in the mainland of the Old World, or Afro-Eurasia.[11] It owes its name to the Senegal River, which borders it to the east and north. Senegal covers a land area of almost 197,000 square kilometres (76,000 sq mi) and has a population of around 16 million.[2][3] The state was formed as part of the independence of French West Africa from French colonial rule. Because of this history, the official language is French. Like other post-colonial African states, the country includes a wide mix of ethnic and linguistic communities, with the largest being the Wolof people, and the Wolof language acting as a lingua franca.

Senegal is classified as a heavily indebted poor country, with a relatively low Human Development Index. Most of the population is on the coast and works in agriculture or other food industries. Other major industries include mining, tourism and services[12].

The climate is typically Sahelian, though there is a rainy season. However, climate change has led to a consistent decline in rainfall and projected increase in temperatures. Impacts of climate change and other environmental concerns are expected to greatly impact the economy and population.

old friend
Dec 29, 2019




hi

The Persian Funk
Jun 13, 2006

by Athanatos


OP should be Uruguay (you are gay) lol

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

STILL ANGRY ABOUT CHEESE



Steven Senegal?

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.





Greetings Mongolia

old friend
Dec 29, 2019




BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

Greetings Mongolia

oh nice!

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.




The Persian Funk posted:

OP should be Uruguay (you are gay) lol

Ukraine

Sunswipe posted:

Steven Senegal?

Pakistan

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

i wanna be the dude who bangs the gavel or whatever

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016



I'm ready to lead and not read.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

Party Time! Be excellent to each other.



Oh yea baby

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...


Death to whatever country is my assigned primary geopolitical rival

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

Party Time! Be excellent to each other.



BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

Welcome to Goon Model UN. Post in this thread and I will assign you a country you must RP as we work to resolve argue ineffectually and pass non-binding resolutions over.

Choose Chad wisely

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.




Chinatown posted:

i wanna be the dude who bangs the gavel or whatever

North Korea

Grevling posted:

I'm ready to lead and not read.

Saudi Arabia

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


AI caramba yo soy inferior Italy

XA Shere
Apr 18, 2019


I'm a Turkey.

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.




Spinz posted:

Oh yea baby

Turkey

Whorelord posted:

Death to whatever country is my assigned primary geopolitical rival

Japan

XA Shere posted:

I'm a Turkey.

Colombia

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

STILL ANGRY ABOUT CHEESE


Hurry up and name India so I can fight with them.

XA Shere
Apr 18, 2019


BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

Turkey


Japan


Colombia

Hell yeah! I've got all the Coke!

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016



Visit beautiful Saudi Arabia.

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.







Grimey Drawer

I can hardy wait!

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.




Sunswipe posted:

Hurry up and name India so I can fight with them.

Pawn 17 posted:

I can hardy wait!

This guy's India

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...



In gonna go gently caress up Palau

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002




Fun Shoe

i call djibouti hee hee

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.




Oh heck yes

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.




The Walrus posted:

i call djibouti hee hee

Canada


Belgium

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Want a better avatar? Boom! Better avatar. Don't say you never got nothing.

I was in Model UN 2 years in a row, they gave us North Korea then Iraq and we came in 3rd against all odds as Iraq

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

STILL ANGRY ABOUT CHEESE


gently caress you, Pawn 17! The Taj Mahal is overrated!

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.




MrQwerty posted:

I was in Model UN 2 years in a row, they gave us North Korea then Iraq and we came in 3rd against all odds as Iraq

South Africa

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.





Double heck yes!

In the spirit of global togetherness, I invite everyone ITT to enjoy some of my nation's chocolate, waffles, and alcoves.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


posting

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Good news everyone! Brazil has legalized all drugs and is currently initiating a massive defunding of police.

Our people are prosperous, happy and safe. There is no such thing as a pandemic LOL also please name Venezuela promptly so we can initiate another plan that is in the works.

A glorious day to all.

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.





Cuba

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012



Yes? Hello?

(I want in)

Mokotow fucked around with this message at 21:07 on Jul 5, 2020

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EorayMel
May 29, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 24 hours!


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