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Mrs. Sexual
Feb 3, 2020
* jet fuel to burn steel beams
* the catholic priest thing bc, well kids and a boat
* he pays for low taxes lawyer
* covid came from his dungeon

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Mrs. Sexual
Feb 3, 2020
> burt sold his boat to help lowtax get a lawyer!

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H502dv-mf9o

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Now That's What I Call Posting!

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Mrs. Sexual
Feb 3, 2020

Ron Darling posted:

Now That's What I Call Posting!

Burt is so homophobic he regularly burns rainbow flags on his front yard

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

burts first boat was AMISTAD

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Can you tell us something we don't know?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Mrs. Sexual posted:

Burt is so homophobic he regularly burns rainbow flags on his front yard

I'm surprised he remembered the 'l' this time, frankly.

Mrs. Sexual
Feb 3, 2020

Looks delicious

RadCatHoarder
May 22, 2020

by Athanatos
"Here's a list of fake things about my lovely husband (actually, it's me) to distract you from the actual real awful things he's done:"

Cool thread, cool.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Burt told the titantic captain to not worry about icebergs

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
this legitimately makes me feel like I'm going to throw up

RadCatHoarder
May 22, 2020

by Athanatos
Burt chose hydrogen to fill the Hindenburg.

Mrs. Sexual
Feb 3, 2020

RadCatHoarder posted:

"Here's a list of fake things about my lovely husband (actually, it's me) to distract you from the actual real awful things he's done:"

Cool thread, cool.

You’ve caught me in a logic trap, new Rereg!

(Never supported wife beating but we’re posting theories here, so it gets a pass)

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

please don't post my cum i pm'd you that in confidence

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


ahahaha

Mrs. Sexual
Feb 3, 2020

Jose posted:

please don't post my cum i pm'd you that in confidence

Burt cum in Jose, it was less than satisfactory

Mrs. Sexual
Feb 3, 2020

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


hahahahahachi machi

not a bot
Jan 9, 2019
I don't think this Burt fellow is a particulary nice person

Mrs. Sexual
Feb 3, 2020

Big Beef City posted:

hahahahahachi machi

Most content we’ve had in 2 weeks

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Under the cover of night, Burt will sometimes smear feces under the door handles of cars parked outside.

Mrs. Sexual
Feb 3, 2020
Burt mailed in 2 million postal absentee ballots in 2016

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)
Burt founded the DeBeers company and spearheaded the “Three month’s salary” marketing campaign.

Mrs. Sexual
Feb 3, 2020

You are my friend forever

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider




Mrs. Sexual
Feb 3, 2020
Burt thought up the isis cages that they burned people in and he filmed it for his facebook account

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider
Here’s the grossest thing Burt did that didn’t involve his daughter.

RadCatHoarder
May 22, 2020

by Athanatos
Burt advised both Trump and Obama that separating children from their parents and putting them in cages was the right move for immigration policy.

zer0spunk
Nov 6, 2000

devil never even lived
how do you continue to be such a lovely poster burt? every thread you make have to get gassed before you'll actually gently caress off?

slow_twitch
Sep 21, 2005

posting from the gas chamber, or whatever stupiid name it has now

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Even after joining the Confederates despite agreeing it WAS about slavery instead of states rights, and even after general Lee had decided that Gettysburg was a lost cause and it could only end with more needless loss of human life, Burt was actually the one who ok'd and eventually assumed command and control over Pickett's charge.

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

bellowed with laughter upon reading "as the first rabbit to get an abortion". thanks goon

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider
You’re welcome, but it’s lifted from a much better poster the the lowtax thread.

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Mrs. Sexual
Feb 3, 2020

zer0spunk posted:

how do you continue to be such a lovely poster burt? every thread you make have to get gassed before you'll actually gently caress off?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3931733&userid=14810

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