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old friend



Minmaxing my enlightenment through asceticism, not wasting any points in worldly pursuits. Not even levelling my wisdom, just going straight for the hard stuff

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vanisher


I'm so zen I only play the second part of half life

Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.



Having achieved a state of true enlightenment, I am no longer wracked with doubt about whether to believe that it's not butter. I know that it is not.

Do not doubt me in this matter, for I can feel the answer in the very core of my essence, as surely as I feel the breath in my lungs and the poo poo in my posts.

Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.



Saying om and my mantra at the same time as I do ujjayi breathing like a zen superset.

Soon I will be as blissful as gently caress, and I will be able to look down from a place of unapproachable serenity and tell all the chumps at the monastery to suck it.

old friend



looking on and rolling my eyes as boyfriend and his monk bro "spot" each other's meditation - "Two more ॐ or to failure bro!" his friend shouts as they both grunt and sweat profusely

The Mighty Moltres

Come! We must fly!


vanisher posted:

I'm so zen I only play the second part of half life

I'm so zen I only play half of second life

nut


dragging a wooden rake to draw intricate patterns in a desktop garden entirely filled with flamin Cheeto crumbs

cda

taking performance diminishing drugs


sig by vanisher

old friend



cda posted:

taking performance diminishing drugs

Pahilla the Hun

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post




i only listen to the first Bush album


thanks vanisher, owlhawk911, manifisto, kaiser schnitzel, nut for your suggestions and help


treasure bear


old friend posted:

looking on and rolling my eyes as boyfriend and his monk bro "spot" each other's meditation - "Two more ॐ or to failure bro!" his friend shouts as they both grunt and sweat profusely

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




been running silence drills but every time i beat my personal best i whoop with joy and it fucks the whole thing up


thank you very much vanisher, x 2, and six for the loveliest handwriting ever
oooh no i left my sig unlocked... sure hope no one steals it!

old friend



really pissed off at someone in my discord who achieved enlightenment by opening up the console and typing "GOD MODE"

alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."

Prof. Crocodile posted:

Having achieved a state of true enlightenment, I am no longer wracked with doubt about whether to believe that it's not butter. I know that it is not.

Do not doubt me in this matter, for I can feel the answer in the very core of my essence, as surely as I feel the breath in my lungs and the poo poo in my posts.

Slumpy



to max level ones stat is to be weaker than all toons.


Slumpy



one mans rare is another mans epic.


Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)


old friend posted:

really pissed off at someone in my discord who achieved enlightenment by opening up the console and typing "GOD MODE"

Typing GOD MODE in the console and immediately winking out of existence

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old friend



Samsara, the cycle of death and rebirth from which we all endeavour to escape, is really just a form of circuit training,

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