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The Lord of Hats: Aug 22, 2010; Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?

Wrecker: Opal Dang-Cobra
Class: Junker
Starting Cyber: 1d20 15 : Magneto-Mantle
Starting Package: Cipher
Cipher Gear: 1d10 6 1d20 14
Cipher Cyber: 1d20 1: Eyegear
Classic Prestige Point: Additional Starter Package (Cipher w/ Cyber if permissible, dealer�s choice if not)

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The Lord of Hats: Aug 22, 2010; Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?

"Ayyyy, mi pendejo! Keep the change, and you know what? I'll toss in a digi-signed selfie of your truly! Limited edition, your kids'll love it when it pays their Scholastinasium tuition. Thank me later. Or now's good too, you might not get another chance when I hit it big."

16L on A

# ¿ Jul 10, 2020 04:57

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#5 - Opal Dang-Cobra, Rookie Junker
HP: 5/5 Move: 1 Luxe: -016
DR: DR1 HazDR: none
Belt Tokens: 3 Med // 3 Power // 3 Air // 0 Scrap
Hazard Tokens: none
_{Junker: Salvaging yields +1 Scrap. May Salvage as a FreeACT. Power Attacks gain +Junk.

Cyber [2/5]: Eyegear _{(+1 Upscale)} // Magneto-Mantle _{(Spend 1 Scrap at start of ENC to gain DR 1 for phase)}

Weapons [1/2]: Unbalanced K-Hammer _{(1d4/5 +Break, Melee)}

Armor [1/1]: CS Armor 1 _{(+1 DR, 2 Mod Slots)}

Utility [1/2]: GroGutz _{(Heal ACT restores +1 HP)}

Familiar [1/2]: none}

The explosive bolts on the pod's door fired, and a thick fog rolled out into the meat cavern. There was a long moment of silence, and then a loud, thudding bass line as lasers cut through the fog.

"WHAT IS UP, MY CHELLOVECKS! Y'ALL BETTER HOLD ONTO YOUR SHARRIES, BECAUSE IT'S TIME FOR YOUR DAILY OVERDOSE, COURTESY OF O! D! C!

Opal strode out of her pod, flashing a surgically-enhanced smile at the camera drones. There was some 'votchka praying nearby--not bad looking, but not so flash as to upstage the real star, she'd be good in the entourage--but Opal couldn't take the time to talk to her just yet. She had a favor to repay.

"Before I get to the good stuff, wanna put out a shoutcast to the Crew's most talented host--thanks for the slot, Eury. poo poo's gonna be F^IIIIIII_IIIIIIIIIIRE!!!!"

Waving at her entourage (Acolyte was definitely part of her entourage, and also the present entirety of it), Opal headed into the cavern.

Move to 05.02

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# ¿ Jul 13, 2020 03:50

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# ¿ Jul 16, 2020 05:59

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# ¿ Jul 20, 2020 04:03

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#5 - Opal Dang-Cobra, Rookie Junker
HP: 5/5 Move: 1 Luxe: -016
DR: DR1 HazDR: none
Belt Tokens: 3 Med // 2 Power // 3 Air // 0 Scrap
Hazard Tokens: none
_{Junker: Salvaging yields +1 Scrap. May Salvage as a FreeACT. Power Attacks gain +Junk.

Cyber [2/5]: Eyegear _{(+1 Upscale)} // Magneto-Mantle _{(Spend 1 Scrap at start of ENC to gain DR 1 for phase)}

Weapons [1/2]: Unbalanced K-Hammer _{(1d4/5 +Break, Melee)}

Armor [1/1]: CS Armor 1 _{(+1 DR, 2 Mod Slots)}

Utility [1/2]: GroGutz _{(Heal ACT restores +1 HP)}

Familiar [1/2]: none}

"Eyyyy, chica, about time you showed up. Not the same without the backup dancers, dig me?"

Opal winked at the camera. Krews always got preferential camera treatment. You couldn't stand out without a crowd to stand out from, after all. She cranked the handle on her K-hammer, the force amplifier thrumming in her hands.

"Let's zest this copro up a notch, yeah?"

She charged forward, swinging the hammer straight into the nearest slider. There was a crack of ozone, and it burst into charred bits. No regrowing from that.

Meat Tenderizing (Power Attack): 1d10 4

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The Lord of Hats fucked around with this message at 04:27 on Jul 21, 2020

# ¿ Jul 21, 2020 04:23

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#5 - Opal Dang-Cobra, Rookie Junker
HP: 5/5 Move: 1 Luxe: -016
DR: DR1 HazDR: none
Belt Tokens: 3 Med // 2 Power // 3 Air // 0 Scrap
Hazard Tokens: none
_{Junker: Salvaging yields +1 Scrap. May Salvage as a FreeACT. Power Attacks gain +Junk.

Cyber [2/5]: Eyegear _{(+1 Upscale)} // Magneto-Mantle _{(Spend 1 Scrap at start of ENC to gain DR 1 for phase)}

Weapons [1/2]: Unbalanced K-Hammer _{(1d4/5 +Break, Melee)}

Armor [1/1]: CS Armor 1 _{(+1 DR, 2 Mod Slots)}

Utility [1/2]: GroGutz _{(Heal ACT restores +1 HP)}

Familiar [1/2]: none}

An alert flashed across Opal's wrist-trid. She paused as she scrolled through the footage, and shook her head.

"Brainflash, droogs! Rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated. Don't believe all the skite that clogs your feed, I got all the truth you need right here."

"And besides--I'm way better looking than that 'cek was."

Free ACT: Salvage, Refill Power
Act: Tight Scan 06.02

# ¿ Jul 23, 2020 02:26

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# ¿ Jul 27, 2020 04:42

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#5 - Opal Dang-Cobra, Rookie Junker
HP: 5/5 Move: 1 Luxe: -016
DR: DR1 HazDR: none
Belt Tokens: 3 Med // 2 Power // 2 Air // 0 Scrap
Hazard Tokens: none
_{Junker: Salvaging yields +1 Scrap. May Salvage as a FreeACT. Power Attacks gain +Junk.

Cyber [2/5]: Eyegear _{(+1 Upscale)} // Magneto-Mantle _{(Spend 1 Scrap at start of ENC to gain DR 1 for phase)}

Weapons [1/2]: Unbalanced K-Hammer _{(1d4/5 +Break, Melee)}

Armor [1/1]: CS Armor 1 _{(+1 DR, 2 Mod Slots)}

Utility [1/2]: GroGutz _{(Heal ACT restores +1 HP)}

Familiar [1/2]: none}

"Oh, gently caress off you two, we're clean. As clean as you can be in the middle of all this gunk. Go roast a Meatmallow or something."

Unfortunately, trained Purifiers were significantly more agile than giant blobs of meat.

ENC: Power Attack vs Purifier: 1d8 2

# ¿ Jul 28, 2020 20:14

The Lord of Hats: Aug 22, 2010; Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?

#5 - Opal Dang-Cobra, Rookie Junker
HP: 5/5 Move: 1 Luxe: -016
DR: DR1 HazDR: none
Belt Tokens: 3 Med // 2 Power // 2 Air // 0 Scrap
Hazard Tokens: none
_{Junker: Salvaging yields +1 Scrap. May Salvage as a FreeACT. Power Attacks gain +Junk.

Cyber [2/5]: Eyegear _{(+1 Upscale)} // Magneto-Mantle _{(Spend 1 Scrap at start of ENC to gain DR 1 for phase)}

Weapons [1/2]: Unbalanced K-Hammer _{(1d4/5 +Break, Melee)}

Armor [1/1]: CS Armor 1 _{(+1 DR, 2 Mod Slots)}

Utility [1/2]: GroGutz _{(Heal ACT restores +1 HP)}

Familiar [1/2]: none}

"Seriously, do you not know who I am? You're like fuckin' Paparazz--poo poo, you don't have cameras, do you? Yeah, that drone's definitely got a rec unit, Come on, get my good side, make it a good scandal."

Opal draped herself over Acolyte.

"Torrid love affair, right here. Dirtsheets will love this."

ACT: Nothing

# ¿ Jul 30, 2020 05:26

The Lord of Hats: Aug 22, 2010; Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?

#5 - Opal Dang-Cobra, Rookie Junker
HP: 5/5 Move: 1 Luxe: -016
DR: DR1 HazDR: none
Belt Tokens: 3 Med // 2 Power // 2 Air // 0 Scrap
Hazard Tokens: none
_{Junker: Salvaging yields +1 Scrap. May Salvage as a FreeACT. Power Attacks gain +Junk.

Cyber [2/5]: Eyegear _{(+1 Upscale)} // Magneto-Mantle _{(Spend 1 Scrap at start of ENC to gain DR 1 for phase)}

Weapons [1/2]: Unbalanced K-Hammer _{(1d4/5 +Break, Melee)}

Armor [1/1]: CS Armor 1 _{(+1 DR, 2 Mod Slots)}

Utility [1/2]: GroGutz _{(Heal ACT restores +1 HP)}

Familiar [1/2]: none}

"A popcon? For me? You shouldn't have, ODC's got enough advantages on this skeezeball of a map than she needs. But hey, here's a stomp for all of my *many* devoted fansubs--Vote Opal all the way! Let's cr_aaaa^aaaaa_aaack that lootbox!"

MOV Hold position and Aim, but in a more flashy way than Acolyte

# ¿ Aug 3, 2020 03:49

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#5 - Opal Dang-Cobra, Rookie Junker
HP: 5/5 Move: 1 Luxe: -016
DR: DR1 HazDR: none
Belt Tokens: 3 Med // 2 Power // 2 Air // 0 Scrap
Hazard Tokens: none
_{Junker: Salvaging yields +1 Scrap. May Salvage as a FreeACT. Power Attacks gain +Junk.

Cyber [2/5]: Eyegear _{(+1 Upscale)} // Magneto-Mantle _{(Spend 1 Scrap at start of ENC to gain DR 1 for phase)}

Weapons [1/2]: Unbalanced K-Hammer _{(1d4/5 +Break, Melee)}

Armor [1/1]: CS Armor 1 _{(+1 DR, 2 Mod Slots)}

Utility [1/2]: GroGutz _{(Heal ACT restores +1 HP)}

Familiar [1/2]: none}

�Alright, yesterday�s news. Curtain call�

Aimed Attack at Purifier: 1d8 7

# ¿ Aug 5, 2020 01:51

The Lord of Hats: Aug 22, 2010; Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?

#5 - Opal Dang-Cobra, Rookie Junker
HP: 5/5 Move: 1 Luxe: -016
DR: DR1 HazDR: none
Belt Tokens: 3 Med // 2 Power // 2 Air // 0 Scrap
Hazard Tokens: none
_{Junker: Salvaging yields +1 Scrap. May Salvage as a FreeACT. Power Attacks gain +Junk.

Cyber [2/5]: Eyegear _{(+1 Upscale)} // Magneto-Mantle _{(Spend 1 Scrap at start of ENC to gain DR 1 for phase)}

Weapons [1/2]: Unbalanced K-Hammer _{(1d4/5 +Break, Melee)}

Armor [1/1]: CS Armor 1 _{(+1 DR, 2 Mod Slots)}

Utility [1/2]: GroGutz _{(Heal ACT restores +1 HP)}

Familiar [1/2]: none}

Opal shook off a layer of goop.

"Smooth moves, Accy. Maybe aim for not that next time, yeah?

ACT: Wide Scan

# ¿ Aug 7, 2020 01:41

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# ¿ Aug 11, 2020 02:17

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#5 - Opal Dang-Cobra, Rookie Junker
HP: 5/5 Move: 1 Luxe: -016
DR: DR1 HazDR: none
Belt Tokens: 3 Med // 2 Power // 1 Air // 0 Scrap
Hazard Tokens: none
_{Junker: Salvaging yields +1 Scrap. May Salvage as a FreeACT. Power Attacks gain +Junk.

Cyber [2/5]: Eyegear _{(+1 Upscale)} // Magneto-Mantle _{(Spend 1 Scrap at start of ENC to gain DR 1 for phase)}

Weapons [1/2]: Unbalanced K-Hammer _{(1d4/5 +Break, Melee)}

Armor [1/1]: CS Armor 1 _{(+1 DR, 2 Mod Slots)}

Utility [1/2]: GroGutz _{(Heal ACT restores +1 HP)}

Familiar [1/2]: none}

"Yeah! We are ^Un_stooooop_pabb^le! Use all the plasma you want, frakhearts, nobody brings the fire like O! D! C!"

ENC: Beacon Smashing: 1d6 2 if the beacon can be attacked, otherwise Boost

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# ¿ Aug 12, 2020 01:11

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#5 - Opal Dang-Cobra, Rookie Junker
HP: 5/5 Move: 1 Luxe: -016
DR: DR1 HazDR: none
Belt Tokens: 3 Med // 2 Power // 1 Air // 2 Scrap
Hazard Tokens: none
_{Junker: Salvaging yields +1 Scrap. May Salvage as a FreeACT. Power Attacks gain +Junk.

Cyber [2/5]: Eyegear _{(+1 Upscale)} // Magneto-Mantle _{(Spend 1 Scrap at start of ENC to gain DR 1 for phase)}

Weapons [1/2]: Unbalanced K-Hammer _{(1d4/5 +Break, Melee)}

Armor [1/1]: CS Armor 1 _{(+1 DR, 2 Mod Slots)}

Utility [1/2]: GroGutz _{(Heal ACT restores +1 HP)}

Familiar [1/2]: none}

With a crack, Opal managed to get the housing off of the transponder, reaching in deep for bundles of wires as she pulled a small nodule from her pocket.

"Oh, baby, no. You've got all this uplink, and this is the dreck you throw into the stream? Pure garbage, ken me? No, no, time for you all to get started on a nice little addiction, courtesy of the master." Opal grinned and deployed her golden dental grill (emblazoned with ODC, of course) as she plugged in the node.

"First hit's free."

Check My Mixtape (Hack): 1d6 5
Free ACT: Salvage, restoring Air

The Lord of Hats fucked around with this message at 13:30 on Aug 12, 2020

# ¿ Aug 12, 2020 04:40

The Lord of Hats: Aug 22, 2010; Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?

#5 - Opal Dang-Cobra, Rookie Junker
HP: 5/5 Move: 1 Luxe: -09
DR: DR1 HazDR: none
Belt Tokens: 3 Med // 2 Power // 2 Air // 5 Scrap
Hazard Tokens: none
_{Junker: Salvaging yields +1 Scrap. May Salvage as a FreeACT. Power Attacks gain +Junk.

Cyber [2/5]: Eyegear _{(+1 Upscale)} // Magneto-Mantle _{(Spend 1 Scrap at start of ENC to gain DR 1 for phase)}

Weapons [1/2]: Unbalanced K-Hammer _{(1d4/5 +Break, Melee)}

Armor [1/1]: CS Armor 1 _{(+1 DR, 2 Mod Slots)}

Utility [1/2]: GroGutz _{(Heal ACT restores +1 HP)}

Familiar [1/2]: Torchlight}

"Yeah, yeah, one second, babs. Just gotta--" there was a horrible screeching sound from the Torchlight that transitioned into a synthtar lick that was, if anything, worse than the screeching, and a bassline that thudded so loudly it was actually popping the little droid up off of the ground whenever it hit. A terribly-compressed voice started wailing from the speakers.

I TO THE M TO THE O D C
AND NONE OF YOUR SCUZZ'S GOT poo poo ON ME
STRAIGHT LINE TO THE FLATLINE
RIPPED RIGHT OUT FROM YOUR HEART
BUT YOU'RE HOOKED ON MY RHYTHM NOW
TIME TO TEAR YOURSELF APART

"Yeah! Omnicasting on all the frequencies. But I think it's time I got my royalties. Let's go."

Power Move to 805 then 904

# ¿ Aug 17, 2020 16:43

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#5 - Opal Dang-Cobra, Rookie Junker
HP: 5/5 Move: 1 Luxe: -09
DR: DR1 HazDR: none
Belt Tokens: 3 Med // 2 Power // 2 Air // 5 Scrap
Hazard Tokens: none
_{Junker: Salvaging yields +1 Scrap. May Salvage as a FreeACT. Power Attacks gain +Junk.

Cyber [2/5]: Eyegear _{(+1 Upscale)} // Magneto-Mantle _{(Spend 1 Scrap at start of ENC to gain DR 1 for phase)}

Weapons [1/2]: Unbalanced K-Hammer _{(1d4/5 +Break, Melee)}

Armor [1/1]: CS Armor 1 _{(+1 DR, 2 Mod Slots)}

Utility [1/2]: GroGutz _{(Heal ACT restores +1 HP)}

Familiar [1/2]: Torchlight}

--TAKE A HIT, GET A GRIP
GOT THAT ITCH AND IT DON'T STOP
YOU'RE A SLAVE TO THE CRAVE
SELL YOUR SOUL SO YOU'LL BE SAVED

I'M YOUR MUSE AND I'M YOUR GODDESS
I'M THE COOLEST AND THE HOTTEST
TOO MUCH TALENT, DUAL NATURES
GONNA SMACK DOWN ALL THE HATERS--

"Or another odvrat meat pile. Not worth digging through that for salvage."

Opal casually (well, "casually". It took practice to look properly casual) lit a stimstick and inhaled deeply. "Time to get what's mine."

ENC: Boost

# ¿ Aug 18, 2020 22:45

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#5 - Opal Dang-Cobra, Rookie Junker
HP: 5/5 Move: 1 Luxe: -09
DR: DR1 HazDR: none
Belt Tokens: 3 Med // 2 Power // 2 Air // 5->7->0 Scrap
Hazard Tokens: none
_{Junker: Salvaging yields +1 Scrap. May Salvage as a FreeACT. Power Attacks gain +Junk.

Cyber [2/5]: Eyegear _{(+1 Upscale)} // Magneto-Mantle _{(Spend 1 Scrap at start of ENC to gain DR 1 for phase)}

Weapons [1/2]: Unbalanced K-Hammer _{(1d4/5 +Break, Melee)}

Armor [1/1]: CS Armor 1 _{(+1 DR, 2 Mod Slots)}

Utility [1/2]: GroGutz _{(Heal ACT restores +1 HP)}

Familiar [1/2]: Torchlight}

Groupie had hit one of the rare instrumental sections in Opal's extensive discography. Well, what counted as an instrumental by ODC standards--she was still rapping over a thudding bassline, of course, but it was a touch less shouty than normal, and there what was probably meant to be a synthpipe solo thrown in. Really, it was impressive that she had the humility to share the spotlight as much as she did--gotta have some real grace if you want to be a real star. They should be thanking her more for the exposure, really. Instead they'd had the gall to quit on her. Their loss.

"Aw yeah, time to hit up the good poo poo. Come on, baby, Opal needs some new augs. Chrome is in."

FreeACT: Salvage for +2 Scrap
ACT: Cashing in Scrap: 7d6 23
Boosted ACT: Redeem Supply Key for Cipher Package, selecting the Cyber option.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2020 23:55

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#5 - Opal Dang-Cobra, Rookie Junker
HP: 5/5 Move: 1 Luxe: 23
DR: DR1 HazDR: none
Belt Tokens: 3 Med // 2 Power // 2 Air // 5->7->0 Scrap
Hazard Tokens: none
_{Junker: Salvaging yields +1 Scrap. May Salvage as a FreeACT. Power Attacks gain +Junk.

Cyber [3/5]: Eyegear _{(+1 Upscale)} // Magneto-Mantle _{(Spend 1 Scrap at start of ENC to gain DR 1 for phase)} // Adrenal Accelerator _{On being hit in ENC, next ACT is boosted}

Weapons [1/2]: Unbalanced K-Hammer _{(1d4/5 +Break, Melee)}

Armor [1/1]: CS Armor 1 _{(+1 DR, 2 Mod Slots)}

Utility [1/2]: GroGutz _{(Heal ACT restores +1 HP)} // Fabrikit _{Repair Synthetic Targets with a Heal ACT}

Familiar [1/2]: Torchlight}

Opal's eyes dilated wide as the nanomachines did their work, wiring their way straight into her adrenal system and cranking the output as high as it would go and then a few notches higher. And a second that felt like years from her accelerated perspective, her pupils rapidly snapping back to their proper circumference.

"drat but that's some good drencrom, straight from the glands. No beating all-natural. And with a nice payday to top it off..." Opal looked at her account display and frowned. Then she scrolled back through the account activity, the frown turning into an outright scowl.

"Groupie. Beat 18-Delta. Hit it."

Groupie obliged, starting up a thudding bass track that was entirely indistinguishable from every other bass track she ever used. Opal nodded, engaged her inter-mic, and got to work

"THIS IS O-D-C TO B-A-E
YOU hosed UP THINKIN' YOU WANT A PIECE'A ME
YOU CAME AT THE QUEEN, AND NO poo poo YOU MISSED
ALL YOU ACHIEVED WAS GETTING HER PISSED

YOUR CORPO'S WRITING CHECKS YOUR BONES CAN'T CASH
AND YOUR CORPSE IS TUMBLING STRAIGHT INTO THE TRASH
ALL OF THIS BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD PASS
WITH A poo poo OF A RIG 'NEATH YOUR CHEAP XPRESS rear end

With a snap of a finger, Opal cut the feed, finally turning her attention back to Acolyte.

"Yeah. Yeah, I can wait up a minute."

MOV: Aim

# ¿ Aug 24, 2020 06:26

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# ¿ Aug 25, 2020 18:52

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#5 - Opal Dang-Cobra, Rookie Junker
HP: 5/5 Move: 1 Luxe: 53->69 (nice)((I think))
DR: DR1 HazDR: none
Belt Tokens: 3 Med // 2 Power // 2 Air // 2->4->0 Scrap
Hazard Tokens: none
_{Junker: Salvaging yields +1 Scrap. May Salvage as a FreeACT. Power Attacks gain +Junk.

Cyber [3/5]: Eyegear _{(+1 Upscale)} // Magneto-Mantle _{(Spend 1 Scrap at start of ENC to gain DR 1 for phase)} // Adrenal Accelerator _{On being hit in ENC, next ACT is boosted}

Weapons [1/2]: Unbalanced K-Hammer _{(1d4/5 +Break, Melee)}

Armor [1/1]: CS Armor 1 _{(+1 DR, 2 Mod Slots)}

Utility [1/2]: GroGutz _{(Heal ACT restores +1 HP)} // Fabrikit _{Repair Synthetic Targets with a Heal ACT}

Familiar [1/2]: Torchlight}

"And that's why we don't cheap on our PWNs, kiddos. Aight, you can roll with the krew, but you're not getting on stage until you're a little less 'latinous, yeah? Oozes the scene up fierce, and nobody wants to see that poo poo. Nobody that's not a corp-honch, at least."

FreeACT: Salvage for 2 Scrap
ACT: Uploading 4 Scrap: 4d6 16

The Lord of Hats fucked around with this message at 20:07 on Aug 27, 2020

# ¿ Aug 27, 2020 19:48

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# ¿ Aug 31, 2020 15:18

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#5 - Opal Dang-Cobra, Rookie Junker
HP: 5/5 Move: 1 Luxe: 30
DR: DR1 HazDR: none
Belt Tokens: 3 Med // 2 Power // 2 Air // 0 Scrap
Hazard Tokens: none
_{Junker: Salvaging yields +1 Scrap. May Salvage as a FreeACT. Power Attacks gain +Junk.

Cyber [3/5]: Eyegear _{(+1 Upscale)} // Magneto-Mantle _{(Spend 1 Scrap at start of ENC to gain DR 1 for phase)} // Adrenal Accelerator _{On being hit in ENC, next ACT is boosted}

Weapons [1/2]: Unbalanced K-Hammer _{(1d4/5 +Break, Melee)}

Armor [1/1]: CS Armor 1 _{(+1 DR, 2 Mod Slots)}

Utility [1/2]: [u]GroGutz} _{(Heal ACT restores +1 HP)} // [u]Fabrikit _{Repair Synthetic Targets with a Heal ACT}
Familiar [1/2]: Torchlight

"Groupie, gimme Gamma-Six."

"PAST TO THE FUTURE
FOURTH DIMENSION NEEDS A SUTURE
YOU NEED A STITCH IN TIME?
I'LL SPARE YOU SOME LOOT, SURE.

BUT IF THE WORLD NEEDS SAVIN'
THE STAR NEEDS PAYIN'
FIRST HIT'S BEEN SPENT, YOU HEAR WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
SO IF IT'S GAMES THAT YOU'RE PLAYIN, THEN YOU'D BEST BE PRAYIN,
YOU'RE STAYIN' AWAY
BECAUSE ODC'S GONNA BE PREYIN'

GET ME THAT POUND OF FLESH
RAW AND FRESH
CHOICE CUTS TENDERIZED,
FLAYED, SHREDDED AND THRESHED.

"Hey. Max 'spect, yeah? Future's a hell of a hustle. Have a fresh mix from the original classic. 'Graphed and charted." Opal tossed the Time Traveler a mixtape and offered up a fistbump. Timeless.

ENC: Boost.

The Lord of Hats fucked around with this message at 22:07 on Sep 1, 2020

# ¿ Sep 1, 2020 21:37

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#5 - Opal Dang-Cobra, Rookie Junker
HP: 5/5 Move: 1 Luxe: 30
DR: DR1 HazDR: none
Belt Tokens: 3 Med // 2 Power // 1 Air // 0 Scrap
Hazard Tokens: none
_{Junker: Salvaging yields +1 Scrap. May Salvage as a FreeACT. Power Attacks gain +Junk.

Cyber [3/5]: Eyegear _{(+1 Upscale)} // Magneto-Mantle _{(Spend 1 Scrap at start of ENC to gain DR 1 for phase)} // Adrenal Accelerator _{On being hit in ENC, next ACT is boosted}

Weapons [1/2]: Unbalanced K-Hammer _{(1d4/5 +Break, Melee)}

Armor [1/1]: CS Armor 1 _{(+1 DR, 2 Mod Slots)}

Utility [1/2]: [u]GroGutz} _{(Heal ACT restores +1 HP)} // [u]Fabrikit _{Repair Synthetic Targets with a Heal ACT}
Familiar [1/2]: Torchlight

Opal flipped her hammer in her hand handily, handing the handle over to the Time Traveler. She paused for a moment, then tossed over another mix tape.

"Crack some skulls good for me, 'piche? And give it a polish and spin before you return it, little prograde upgrade's payment enough for ODC. Tape's on the house--unreleased in this time, top-line in yours. Treat yourself."

She turned to Acolyte.

"Hey babs, mind loanin' the heavy piece? Gotta have somethin' on me while the future's saved."

freeACT: Boosted Salvage
ACT: Give Unbalanced K-Hammer to Time Traveler

# ¿ Sep 2, 2020 18:16

The Lord of Hats: Aug 22, 2010; Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?

# ¿ Sep 7, 2020 20:18

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#5 - Opal Dang-Cobra, Rookie Junker
HP: 5/5 Move: 1 Luxe: 30
DR: DR1 HazDR: none
Belt Tokens: 3 Med // 2->0 Power // 1 Air // 0 Scrap
Hazard Tokens: none
_{Junker: Salvaging yields +1 Scrap. May Salvage as a FreeACT. Power Attacks gain +Junk.

Cyber [3/5]: Eyegear _{(+1 Upscale)} // Magneto-Mantle _{(Spend 1 Scrap at start of ENC to gain DR 1 for phase)} // Adrenal Accelerator _{On being hit in ENC, next ACT is boosted}

Weapons [1/2]: Unbalanced K-Hammer _{(1d4/5 +Break, Melee)}

Armor [1/1]: CS Armor 1 _{(+1 DR, 2 Mod Slots)}

Utility [1/2]: GroGutz _{(Heal ACT restores +1 HP)} // Fabrikit _{Repair Synthetic Targets with a Heal ACT}

Familiar [1/2]: Torchlight}

Fluff to come tomorrow

FreeENC: Activate Hardlight Decoy, Using Power Token
Filet-o-Flattened (Power Attack): 1d8 4
Roasting the Manburglar: 1d6 1

# ¿ Sep 8, 2020 04:41

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#5 - Opal Dang-Cobra, Rookie Junker
HP: 4/5 Move: 1 Luxe: 30
DR: DR1 HazDR: none
Belt Tokens: 3 Med // 0 Power // 1 Air // 0 Scrap
Hazard Tokens: none
_{Junker: Salvaging yields +1 Scrap. May Salvage as a FreeACT. Power Attacks gain +Junk.

Cyber [3/5]: Eyegear _{(+1 Upscale)} // Magneto-Mantle _{(Spend 1 Scrap at start of ENC to gain DR 1 for phase)} // Adrenal Accelerator _{On being hit in ENC, next ACT is boosted}

Weapons [1/2]: Unbalanced K-Hammer _{(1d4/5 +Break, Melee)}

Armor [1/1]: CS Armor 1 _{(+1 DR, 2 Mod Slots)}

Utility [1/2]: GroGutz _{(Heal ACT restores +1 HP)} // Fabrikit _{Repair Synthetic Targets with a Heal ACT}

Familiar [1/2]: Torchlight}

When the sudden splitting headache subsided, as quickly as it had arrived, Opal was flat on her back, staring up at the meaty ceiling of the cavern, sitting up just in time to avoid a falling blob of grease. As the hardlight projection of her (concert footage, natch) flickered and died, she got up and kicked the projector, steely boots sending shards of plastic into the wall.

"Cheap fuckin' Pertinax junk! Oh, yeah, real fuckin' nice going there you bunch of feth-heads! Top of the market combat-tested my fuckin' rear end." She angrily started stomping the debris into further ruin, continuing her rant in a mocking tone. "'Oh, don't go with Galaxploitation or GEN, those are consumer-grade projectors, you want Pertinax, they're dead hard.' Yeah, and fuckin' deaf! Sound quality on that was fuckin' trash! I know what I ^sound _like and it sure isn't like ^that. Tinny as poo poo. Yeah, good fuckin' job, Pertinax! You crossed ODC! You sold me a cheap piece of poo poo! That saleslackey is dead fuckin' meat next time I see him! Thinking he could pull a fast one on me. I'm going to dismember, enmember, and re-member that fucker until he wish he'd never been decanted! He's not the first to cross me, you hear? I've been here before! I've been looked down on every day of my goddamn life! Oh, Hazel, you're sooooo talented! Sooooo cool! Let me sign you to a sweetheart studio contract, Hazel! Oh, Opal, it's been cool hanging out and all, but can you get me your sister's number? I really want to meet her. Her slang-work is beyond the cutting edge! Oh, sorry Opal, but this recording deal was meant for Hazel, your name being on there's a typo. Can you pass the contract along? Yeah, I'll pass it along. Right into your loving faces! You're dead, you hear me? You're all dead! Don't call this a comeback, I've been here for years! I showed them what's fuckin' what, and I'll show them all! They're all gonna pay! YOU'RE GONNA FUCKIN' REGRET THIS DAY YOU HEAR ME? YOU HEAR ME? MIC TEST TWO THREE, ODC IS COMING FOR YOU! WATCH YOUR FUCKIN' BACKS! YOU IN PARTICULAR, SIS! ODC IS COMING!!!!!"

quote:

>SIR THIS IS A WRECKDONALD'S DRIVETHRU: Miss with a d6 or greater attack, then go off on a rant that inadvertently brings to light a sordid personal event

>The Pertinax Pro-lapse (Repeatable): After failing a roll or taking damage, explain exactly why it's Pertinax's fault that such a terrible fate has befallen you.

ACT: Angry Ranting (fully disabled)

The Lord of Hats fucked around with this message at 01:47 on Sep 18, 2020

# ¿ Sep 10, 2020 22:15

The Lord of Hats: Aug 22, 2010; Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?

#5 - Opal Dang-Cobra, Rookie Junker
HP: 4/5 Move: 1 Luxe: 30
DR: DR1 HazDR: none
Belt Tokens: 3 Med // 0 Power // 1 Air // 0 Scrap
Hazard Tokens: none
_{Junker: Salvaging yields +1 Scrap. May Salvage as a FreeACT. Power Attacks gain +Junk.

Cyber [3/5]: Eyegear _{(+1 Upscale)} // Magneto-Mantle _{(Spend 1 Scrap at start of ENC to gain DR 1 for phase)} // Adrenal Accelerator _{On being hit in ENC, next ACT is boosted}

Weapons [1/2]: Unbalanced K-Hammer _{(1d4/5 +Break, Melee)}

Armor [1/1]: CS Armor 1 _{(+1 DR, 2 Mod Slots)}

Utility [1/2]: GroGutz _{(Heal ACT restores +1 HP)} // Fabrikit _{Repair Synthetic Targets with a Heal ACT}

Familiar [1/2]: Torchlight}

Opal watched quietly as the Time Traveler handed the hammer--her hammer--over to Acolyte. There was a slight twitch of an eyelid as the Time Traveler got her name wrong. She continued staring at the empty space long after the Futurefugee was gone.

"Aight. Loud and clear, futureman. Loud and fuckin' clear. Hit it, Groupie."

"This is a story, all about how
A war started up,
'tween the to-be and the now
So just sit back a minute, take in this beat
Let me tell you all the reasons that the future is dead meat.

O-D-C,
just those letters one-two-three
Fuckin' simple to remember,
That the show's star here is me
Your benefactrix and savior,
And you repay her favor
With that kind of behavior?
No mistake graver
Now she's savorin' the flavor
Of the fresh grudge that you gave her

Bitter and sweet,
What a treat,
Not complete
"Til you're crawling at my feet,
Beg for mercy that's not coming
Yeah I'm gonna hear you bleat

Obsolete? Like hell.
A misconception I'll dispel
When I rupture your cells
And ring in your death knell
So many decibels
Your timeline cracks like a shell.

gently caress your causality
It's a formality
Now you're a casualty
Of shattered reality

Non-existence is what's coming
Never will be ever been,
I will kill your predecessors
In the now and every when.

YEAH YOU HEAR THAT ROAR APPROACHING?
IT'S THE BEAST THAT YOU'VE UNLEASHED
AND AS LONG AS I'M STILL BREATHING
YOU NEVER WILL HAVE PEACE
MY HATE SO STRONG IT GOES BACKWARDS
TO THE BIGGEST OF THE BANGS
AND MAYBE THEN YOU FUCKS REMEMBER
THAT OPAL'S MY FUCKIN' NAME!
OPAL! loving! DANG! loving! COBRA! REMEMBER IT!

THE HISTORY WAS THERE, FUCKER! YOU'VE GOT NO GODDAMN EXCUSES! AND NOW! YOU! WILL! SUFFER!"

MOV: Aim

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# ¿ Sep 14, 2020 20:35

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# ¿ Sep 15, 2020 18:13

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# ¿ Sep 17, 2020 19:37

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TheNabster posted:

Finally we have one more prospect, Wrecker Opal Dang-Cobra, we lamentably notice that in your attempt to get a cool hammer, that you ended up with your cool hammer in the hands of your Wreckermate Acolyte instead. This is unfortunate, how would you feel about the prospect of acquiring a weapon of Great rear end-whooping Potential as compensation. Because nothing writes songs quite like splitting a monster's head in two with a mighty sword, we have an entire archive of music from almost every culture in history specifically about this one thing, therefore we can only assume this can inspire great creative works just like how many songs were inspired by romance, or violence.

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Opal nodded, uncharacteristically quiet as a grin split her face. "See that? Right there? That's what I'm talkin' about! That is the respect and recognition that is long fuckin' overdue! So yes! Hell yes! Hell motherfucking yes! Y to the E to the gently caress the goddamn haters I've finally made it S! Time to write and re-write history, because the ERA OF ODC STARTS HERE!"

# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 05:48

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# ¿ Sep 21, 2020 18:56

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#5 - Opal Dang-Cobra, Rookie Junker
HP: 4/5 Move: 1 Luxe: 30
DR: DR1 HazDR: none
Belt Tokens: 3 Med // 2 Power // 1 Air // 4 Scrap
Hazard Tokens: none
_{Junker: Salvaging yields +1 Scrap. May Salvage as a FreeACT. Power Attacks gain +Junk.

Cyber [3/5]: Eyegear _{(+1 Upscale)} // Magneto-Mantle _{(Spend 1 Scrap at start of ENC to gain DR 1 for phase)} // Adrenal Accelerator _{On being hit in ENC, next ACT is boosted}

Weapons [1/2]: Unbalanced K-Hammer _{(1d4/5 +Break, Melee)}

Armor [1/1]: CS Armor 1 _{(+1 DR, 2 Mod Slots)}

Utility [1/2]: GroGutz _{(Heal ACT restores +1 HP)} // Fabrikit _{Repair Synthetic Targets with a Heal ACT}

Familiar [1/2]: Torchlight}

"Daaaamn, that's a whole lotta mut-meat. Little raw, though, ne? Groupie, crank up the heat a little. Burn off some of the stink while you're at it"

Groupie chirped in response, and opened up with the plasma cutter, neatly cutting the Manburglar into two sizzling halves.

"Yeah! That's the stuff! Gimme more of that! TURN IT UP! IT'S ROASTING TIME!"

Sure, the greasy smoke and heat shimmer meant she couldn't hit for poo poo, but drat if it didn't look cool.

Manburglar Flamb�: 1d6 5
Nugget Crushing: 1d6 2

# ¿ Sep 22, 2020 21:44

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# ¿ Sep 28, 2020 19:41

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#5 - Opal Dang-Cobra, Rookie Junker
HP: 5/5 Move: 1 Luxe: 30
DR: DR1 HazDR: none
Belt Tokens: 2 Med // 2 Power // 1 Air // 4 Scrap
Hazard Tokens: none
_{Junker: Salvaging yields +1 Scrap. May Salvage as a FreeACT. Power Attacks gain +Junk.

Cyber [3/5]: Eyegear _{(+1 Upscale)} // Magneto-Mantle _{(Spend 1 Scrap at start of ENC to gain DR 1 for phase)} // Adrenal Accelerator _{On being hit in ENC, next ACT is boosted}

Weapons [1/2]: Unbalanced K-Hammer _{(1d4/5 +Break, Melee)}

Armor [1/1]: CS Armor 1 _{(+1 DR, 2 Mod Slots)}

Utility [1/2]: GroGutz _{(Heal ACT restores +1 HP)} // Fabrikit _{Repair Synthetic Targets with a Heal ACT}

Familiar [1/2]: Torchlight}

Opal hefted the lance, taking care that it was oriented correctly in her grip, took aim at the Clown, and pressed the button.

IGNITION ENGAGED. INITIATING FIRING SEQUENCE. FOR HONOR AND GLORY!!!

�Pop and lock it,
Gonna rock it
Aim and fire,
Don�t you gawk at
This lance-rocket
It don�t matter",
You can�t block it.�

There was a deafening roar as the Dragnslayer�s thrusters ignited, pulling Opal soaring forward towards the Clownstrosity. This was going to be good. Oh, so good. Fuckin� Clown would be spattered and she�d be fuckin� rollin� in acclaim.

There was a loud squelch as a giant metal foot came down and squashed the Clown, Opal just barely getting a foot down and redirecting herself to zip harmlessly past the Manburglar instead of colliding with the rig. She went tumbling over the greasy floor before skidding to a stop. Groupie dutifully set off a wave of celebratory pyrotechnics.

�Aight, gloryhog...� she muttered darkly as she got to her feet, after the loud pfffffffffffbt of the Clown�s death cry had subsided. �Better be ready with some goddamn explanations.�

Manburglarslaughter: 1d10 1
Clown Torching: 1d6 4

# ¿ Sep 29, 2020 21:52

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#5 - Opal Dang-Cobra, Rookie Junker
HP: 5/5 Move: 1 Luxe: 30
DR: DR1 HazDR: none
Belt Tokens: 2 Med // 2 Power // 1 Air // 4 Scrap
Hazard Tokens: none
_{Junker: Salvaging yields +1 Scrap. May Salvage as a FreeACT. Power Attacks gain +Junk.

Cyber [3/5]: Eyegear _{(+1 Upscale)} // Magneto-Mantle _{(Spend 1 Scrap at start of ENC to gain DR 1 for phase)} // Adrenal Accelerator _{On being hit in ENC, next ACT is boosted}

Weapons [1/2]: Unbalanced K-Hammer _{(1d4/5 +Break, Melee)}

Armor [1/1]: CS Armor 1 _{(+1 DR, 2 Mod Slots)}

Utility [1/2]: GroGutz _{(Heal ACT restores +1 HP)} // Fabrikit _{Repair Synthetic Targets with a Heal ACT}

Familiar [1/2]: Torchlight}

�Yeah, that pile of slop was the Clown, before you came in and stole my�� Opal paused, watching the loose scraps of flesh begin to wriggle towards each other and knit themselves together.

�Well hell-fuckin�-o there. Resilient bastard, aren�t you? Groupie, gimme some spice on this one. Gotta get a good sear on the meat or you lose all the flavor, neh? This is why you always go for the double-tap. Two to the chrome and one to the dome.�

Groupie, choosing targets with all the effectiveness to which Opal had grown accustomed, promptly set her plasteel-lined boots ablaze. These being a product from Dubhan�s autumn line, this didn�t do much to Opal besides keep her toes nicely toasty, but there was a loud sizzle where her red-hot playing touched the greasy, beefy floor.

�You know what? I can work with this.� Opal smiled as the Clown�s head finally reformed in front of her. �One Flash-Charred Clown Patty, courtesy of the Queen. Order up.�

There was a squelch as she stomped down hard. The scraps wriggled frantically for a moment, then laid still.

�All hail.�

ACT: Confirm Kill on Calorie Clown

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