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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"

Gideon Pallas, Wrecker Wrelations, Turnt™ Alcohol-Infused Concotions.

"Oh, come now, Gu$tav, I'm sure you, of all sentients, would appreciate the value of a well-rolled, oily joint.

"Welcome, Wilhelm. I'm Gideon Pallas, Turnt™ Wrecker Wrelations. Don't worry about these fellows, it's like I always say, Sponsors are here to shill, not kill. How's about a nice Malt-0153™ from one of our fine AutoCanteen™s to get you settled into your suite, hmm?"

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"

Gideon Pallas, Wrecker Wrelations, Turnt™ Alcohol-Infused Concotions.

"Gametime! Congratulations, Wreckers all, for your moment of glory - of apotheosis - has arrived. My name, if you're unfamiliar, is Gideon Pallas, with Turnt™-brand fancy ethanol liquids. The deal is, I issue challenges that make booze look good, you do 'em, we both get paid. Here comes the first one, a classic from the last installment, and as the ancients used to say in their venerable tongue, 'Gee Ell, Aitch Eff'."

New Challenge: Two's Company, Three's A Krew: Three (or more) Wreckers gather in a single hex.

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