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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


"drugs. weapons. computers. it's me, lol"

thanks for the ping
this dumbass poo poo is happening again, hell yeah



Luxe: 0
Challenges:
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Captain Foo fucked around with this message at 02:36 on Jul 7, 2020

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Theantero posted:

As a sponsor, all you need is a gimmick for your dystopian corporation, post fluff preferably once a week, and give whatever quests you feel like giving to the players. There are some less integral fineries but the Discord is always happy to answer any of your questions :v:

Don't think you need to be as high effort as some of the regulars from the old thread (I sure as hell am not).

Part of my sponsor’s gimmick is being low effort

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


"drugs. weapons. computers. it's me, lol"

imagine even joking about eating meat
or even eating

lmao you’re so gross


Luxe: 0
Challenges:
null pointer

Captain Foo fucked around with this message at 21:33 on Jul 8, 2020

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


"drugs. weapons. computers. it's me, lol"

the entire...
the entire map...

IS A MEATBAG??

oh no i think i just crashed like 8 nodes that is disgusting as gently caress brb


Luxe: 0
Challenges:
null pointer

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


"drugs. weapons. computers. it's me, lol"

i think errol just insulted me


Luxe: 0
Challenges:
null pointer

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


"drugs. weapons. computers. it's me, lol"

gideon u know i'm copromoting intoxication, we should work on somethin'


Luxe: 0
Crates: 2 Gamma
Challenges:
sending signals: score the first kill of the map

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


"drugs. weapons. computers. it's me, lol"

hey derek a lil' tweeter told me

RT: derek wants to do a lot of drugs while Wrecking

so u want one of those Exclusive Deals?? (Y/n)


Luxe: 0
Crates: 2 Gamma
Challenges:
sending signals: score the first kill of the map

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


"drugs. weapons. computers. it's me, lol"

d-derek

u didn't became dead-derek, gj

also: CASH


Luxe: 5
Crates: 2 Gamma
Challenges:
sending signals: score the first kill of the map Multipleted!

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


"drugs. weapons. computers. it's me, lol"

oh right i've got some apis to call now, too


Purchase: Challenge Slot (5L)
Purchase: Gamma Crate (0L) to Dimensional Derek
Luxe: 5 0
Crates: 2 1 Gamma
Challenges[2]:
sending signals: score the first kill of the map Multipleted!
small black hat: leave a hex with at least 3 Enemies in it without having taken damage
1337 h4x0r (r3w: enter 640942fd3bdbaa339b839db017ece7fd into any terminal.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

glorious

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Hexenritter posted:

:vince: this page is full of awesome.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


"drugs. weapons. computers. it's me, lol"

about terminals: any operable map object will have a terminal that you can punch a code into
in this case, you'll get fuckin' paid to do this

don't say i never helped y'all



Luxe: 0 5
Crates: 1 Gamma
Challenges[2]:
sending signals: score the first kill of the map Multipleted!
small black hat: leave a hex with at least 3 Enemies in it without having taken damage
1337 h4x0r (r3w: enter 640942fd3bdbaa339b839db017ece7fd into any terminal.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


"drugs. weapons. computers. it's me, lol"

whoops
guess we uh, violated some money laundering constraints or something

my "bad"
try this instead I guess



Luxe: 0 5
Crates: 1 Gamma
Challenges[2]:
sending signals: score the first kill of the map Multipleted!
small black hat: leave a hex with at least 3 Enemies in it without having taken damage REKT
1337 h4x0r (r3w: enter 640942fd3bdbaa339b839db017ece7fd into any terminal.
yeetball express: use a hacked Strato-Cradle

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


"drugs. weapons. computers. it's me, lol"

rook - you're all right, that's fuckin' hilarious, failure meatbags
speaking of, rip in clown, errol



Luxe: 5
Crates: 1 Gamma
Challenges[2]:
sending signals: score the first kill of the map Multipleted!
small black hat: leave a hex with at least 3 Enemies in it without having taken damage REKT
1337 h4x0r (r3w: enter 640942fd3bdbaa339b839db017ece7fd into any terminal.
yeetball express: use a hacked Strato-Cradle

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


"drugs. weapons. computers. it's me, lol"

yeet

uh sry derek we don't have enough cash yet for anything cool but have a box


Send: 1 Gamma Crate (0L) to Dimensional Derek
Luxe: 5 10
Crates: 1 Gamma
Challenges[2]:
sending signals: score the first kill of the map Multipleted!
small black hat: leave a hex with at least 3 Enemies in it without having taken damage REKT
yeetball express: use a hacked Strato-Cradle Completed!
1337 h4x0r (r3w: enter 640942fd3bdbaa339b839db017ece7fd into any terminal.
sharing protocol violation: score a telefrag.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

[quote="Captain Foo" post="506728897"]

"drugs. weapons. computers. it's me, lol"

actually i lied


Send: FIXR Drone (25L) + [X]Saf-T-Barrel (Warp) (3L) {10L gu$tav + 3L D-Derek + 15L WRF} to Dimensional Derek
Luxe: 10
Challenges[2]:
sending signals: score the first kill of the map Multipleted!
small black hat: leave a hex with at least 3 Enemies in it without having taken damage REKT
yeetball express: use a hacked Strato-Cradle Completed!
1337 h4x0r (r3w: enter 640942fd3bdbaa339b839db017ece7fd into any terminal.
sharing protocol violation: score a telefrag.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

holy poo poo

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


"drugs. weapons. computers. it's me, lol"

dang...i love it


Luxe: 10
Challenges[2]:
sending signals: score the first kill of the map Multipleted!
small black hat: leave a hex with at least 3 Enemies in it without having taken damage REKT
yeetball express: use a hacked Strato-Cradle Completed!
1337 h4x0r (r3w: enter 640942fd3bdbaa339b839db017ece7fd into any terminal.
sharing protocol violation: score a telefrag.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


"drugs. weapons. computers. it's me, lol"

folks can i get a hearty round of lmaos for vatman jones


Luxe: 10
Challenges[2]:
sending signals: score the first kill of the map Multipleted!
small black hat: leave a hex with at least 3 Enemies in it without having taken damage REKT
yeetball express: use a hacked Strato-Cradle Completed!
1337 h4x0r (r3w: enter 640942fd3bdbaa339b839db017ece7fd into any terminal.
sharing protocol violation: score a telefrag.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


"drugs. weapons. computers. it's me, lol"

1) nice goddamn job derek you weirdo meatbag
2) LMFAO VATMAN


Luxe: 15
Challenges[2]:
sending signals: score the first kill of the map Multipleted!
small black hat: leave a hex with at least 3 Enemies in it without having taken damage REKT
yeetball express: use a hacked Strato-Cradle Completed!
1337 h4x0r (r3w: enter 640942fd3bdbaa339b839db017ece7fd into any terminal.
sharing protocol violation: score a telefrag.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


"drugs. weapons. computers. it's me, lol"
code:
hey rook:

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *  
*                                               *
* /     \             \            /    \       *
*|       |             \          |      |      *
*|       `.             |         |       :     *
*`        |             |        \|       |     *
* \       | /       /  \\\   ____ \\       :    *
*  \      \/   ___~~          ~____| \     |    *
*   \      \__~                    ~__\    |    *
*    \_     \        _.______  .______\|   |    *
*      \     \______// _ ___ _ (_(__>  \   |    *
*       \   .  C ___)  ______ (_(____>  |  /    *
*       /\ |   C ____)/      \ (_____>  |_/     *
*      / /\|   C_____)       |  (___>   /  \    *
*     |   (   _C_____)\______/  // _/ /     \   *
*     |    \  |__   \\_________// (__/       |  *
*    | \    \____)   `____  ___'             |  *
*    |  \_          ___\       /_          _/ | *
*   |              /    |     |  \            | *
*   |             |    /       \  \           | *
*   |          / /    |         |  \           |*
*   |         / /      \__/\___/    |          |*
*  |           /        |    |       |         |*
*  |          |         |    |       |         |*
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Luxe: 15
Challenges[2]:
sending signals: score the first kill of the map Multipleted!
small black hat: leave a hex with at least 3 Enemies in it without having taken damage REKT
yeetball express: use a hacked Strato-Cradle Completed!
1337 h4x0r (r3w: enter 640942fd3bdbaa339b839db017ece7fd into any terminal.
sharing protocol violation: score a telefrag.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


"drugs. weapons. computers. it's me, lol"

ay yo derek nice job winning the "democracy" thing even with rook trying to hose u

Luxe: 15
Challenges[2]:
sending signals: score the first kill of the map Multipleted!
small black hat: leave a hex with at least 3 Enemies in it without having taken damage REKT
yeetball express: use a hacked Strato-Cradle Completed!
1337 h4x0r (r3w: enter 640942fd3bdbaa339b839db017ece7fd into any terminal.
sharing protocol violation: score a telefrag.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


"drugs. weapons. computers. it's me, lol"

rook:
we may have had our differences as of ten minutes ago but i'm glad to see you and me agree
"time traveling" scammers should be fragged


Luxe: 25
Challenges[2]:
sending signals: score the first kill of the map Multipleted!
small black hat: leave a hex with at least 3 Enemies in it without having taken damage REKT
yeetball express: use a hacked Strato-Cradle Completed!
1337 h4x0r (r3w: enter 640942fd3bdbaa339b839db017ece7fd into any terminal.
sharing protocol violation: score a telefrag.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


"drugs. weapons. computers. it's me, lol"

first of all vatman might have ruined a high comedy potential AND THEN
done one of the fuckin' most disgusting things i have ever seen one of y'all meatbags do, holy poo poo
like
what

but anyway, speaking of weirdo semi-liquids, derek: heads up....it'll be there in a bit, hang on. logistical problems
u kno


Luxe: 25
Challenges[2]:
sending signals: score the first kill of the map Multipleted!
small black hat: leave a hex with at least 3 Enemies in it without having taken damage REKT
yeetball express: use a hacked Strato-Cradle Completed!
1337 h4x0r (r3w: enter 640942fd3bdbaa339b839db017ece7fd into any terminal.
sharing protocol violation: score a telefrag.

Captain Foo fucked around with this message at 04:27 on Aug 13, 2020

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


"drugs. weapons. computers. it's me, lol"

ok d-derek, seems like we got this worked out
u want a decoy
i got a line on a decoy from a "pal"


Send: FixR Drone (25L) with [X] Hardlight Decoy (Lubed) (6L) to D-Derek [25L Gu$tav, 6L D-Derek]
Luxe: 25 0
Challenges[2]:
sending signals: score the first kill of the map Multipleted!
small black hat: leave a hex with at least 3 Enemies in it without having taken damage REKT
yeetball express: use a hacked Strato-Cradle Completed!
1337 h4x0r (r3w: enter 640942fd3bdbaa339b839db017ece7fd into any terminal.
sharing protocol violation: score a telefrag.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


"drugs. weapons. computers. it's me, lol"

@DirStahl now lemme get this straight
you took your wrecker's money
and used it
to buy something
that was going to shoot them in the rear end

that's either sociopathic or hilariously incompetent
given which company you work for it's even funnier if it's the latter



Luxe: 5
Challenges[2]:
sending signals: score the first kill of the map Multipleted!
small black hat: leave a hex with at least 3 Enemies in it without having taken damage REKT
yeetball express: use a hacked Strato-Cradle Completed!
1337 h4x0r (r3w: enter 640942fd3bdbaa339b839db017ece7fd into any terminal.
sharing protocol violation: score a telefrag.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Hexenritter posted:

((girlfriend had to be taken to the icu at a hospital fifty miles from home because of an infection that gave her a heart attack. The hospital wifi is rear end and poo so I'm have a hard time getting on discord though hopefully she won't be here that long and I can take her home in the next day or so.))

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i hope everything turns out ok

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


"drugs. weapons. computers. it's me, lol"

hey speaking of hilariously incompetent, how about dimensional derek lmfao


Luxe: 5
Challenges[2]:
sending signals: score the first kill of the map Multipleted!
small black hat: leave a hex with at least 3 Enemies in it without having taken damage REKT
yeetball express: use a hacked Strato-Cradle Completed!
1337 h4x0r (r3w: enter 640942fd3bdbaa339b839db017ece7fd into any terminal.
sharing protocol violation: score a telefrag.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


"drugs. weapons. computers. it's me, lol"

so derek was a toy program and the edge cases were quickly found and exploited
to make real bank i'm gonna need a bit more of a production-ready meatbag

@RA_MAXIMVM how do you feel about drug drones



Luxe: 5
Challenges[2]:
sending signals: score the first kill of the map Multipleted!
small black hat: leave a hex with at least 3 Enemies in it without having taken damage REKT
yeetball express: use a hacked Strato-Cradle Completed!
1337 h4x0r (r3w: enter 640942fd3bdbaa339b839db017ece7fd into any terminal.
sharing protocol violation: score a telefrag.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

drat...I love it

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'



whoops


Luxe: 15
Challenges[2]:
sending signals: score the first kill of the map Multipleted!
small black hat: leave a hex with at least 3 Enemies in it without having taken damage REKT
yeetball express: use a hacked Strato-Cradle Completed!
1337 h4x0r (r3w: enter 640942fd3bdbaa339b839db017ece7fd into any terminal.
sharing protocol violation: score a telefrag.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'



let's toss this up on the board, i GUESS


Luxe: 15 5
Challenges[3]:
sending signals: score the first kill of the map Multipleted!
small black hat: leave a hex with at least 3 Enemies in it without having taken damage REKT
yeetball express: use a hacked Strato-Cradle Completed!
1337 h4x0r (r3w: enter 640942fd3bdbaa339b839db017ece7fd into any terminal.
sharing protocol violation: score a telefrag.
memetic combat: after succeeding at an unBoosted ACT, discuss how fuckin' winging it is the way to go

Captain Foo fucked around with this message at 23:26 on Aug 25, 2020

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'



big lols if u wear clothes imo


Luxe: 5
Challenges[3]:
sending signals: score the first kill of the map Multipleted!
small black hat: leave a hex with at least 3 Enemies in it without having taken damage REKT
yeetball express: use a hacked Strato-Cradle Completed!
1337 h4x0r (r3w: enter 640942fd3bdbaa339b839db017ece7fd into any terminal.
sharing protocol violation: score a telefrag.
memetic combat: after succeeding at an unBoosted ACT, discuss how fuckin' winging it is the way to go

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'



1) von Neumann day is the only day I run discounts, which should tell you something about how important that is
B) <<Better I use it to provide aid to the sponsorless than have gu$tav spend it all on drugs>> factually wrong, check the archives
iii) @genericae i do believe usage of off-brand drugs is Trend, though? please confirm/deny
IV) gently caress you



Luxe: 5
Challenges[3]:
sending signals: score the first kill of the map Multipleted!
small black hat: leave a hex with at least 3 Enemies in it without having taken damage REKT
yeetball express: use a hacked Strato-Cradle Completed!
1337 h4x0r (r3w: enter 640942fd3bdbaa339b839db017ece7fd into any terminal.
sharing protocol violation: score a telefrag.
memetic combat: after succeeding at an unBoosted ACT, discuss how fuckin' winging it is the way to go

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

555555

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'



hey
hey mark I skipp

ZA MAXIMVM was right there

come ooooooonnnnnnnn



Luxe: 10
Challenges[3]:
sending signals: score the first kill of the map Multipleted!
small black hat: leave a hex with at least 3 Enemies in it without having taken damage REKT
yeetball express: use a hacked Strato-Cradle Completed!
1337 h4x0r (r3w: enter 640942fd3bdbaa339b839db017ece7fd into any terminal.
sharing protocol violation: score a telefrag.
memetic combat: after succeeding at an unBoosted ACT, discuss how fuckin' winging it is the way to go

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'



i've heard of garbage collection but
holy poo poo someone just ate dimensional derek lmfao god drat y'all



Luxe: 10
Challenges[3]:
sending signals: score the first kill of the map Multipleted!
small black hat: leave a hex with at least 3 Enemies in it without having taken damage REKT
yeetball express: use a hacked Strato-Cradle Completed!
1337 h4x0r (r3w: enter 640942fd3bdbaa339b839db017ece7fd into any terminal.
sharing protocol violation: score a telefrag.
memetic combat: after succeeding at an unBoosted ACT, discuss how fuckin' winging it is the way to go

Captain Foo fucked around with this message at 16:34 on Sep 4, 2020

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'



aha
there it is folks

it was the hat's fault, not mine



Luxe: 15
Challenges[3]:
sending signals: score the first kill of the map Multipleted!
small black hat: leave a hex with at least 3 Enemies in it without having taken damage REKT
yeetball express: use a hacked Strato-Cradle Completed!
1337 h4x0r (r3w: enter 640942fd3bdbaa339b839db017ece7fd into any terminal.
sharing protocol violation: score a telefrag.
memetic combat: after succeeding at an unBoosted ACT, discuss how fuckin' winging it is the way to go

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'



hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat hat

anyway, rook, i'm taking something out of your playbook here



Luxe: 15
Challenges[3]:
sending signals: score the first kill of the map Multipleted!
small black hat: leave a hex with at least 3 Enemies in it without having taken damage REKT
yeetball express: use a hacked Strato-Cradle Completed!
1337 h4x0r (r3w: enter 640942fd3bdbaa339b839db017ece7fd into any terminal.
sharing protocol violation: score a telefrag. Suspended!
memetic combat: after succeeding at an unBoosted ACT, discuss how fuckin' winging it is the way to go
sentience escalation: convert the Cursed Chapeau into a familiar or retainer.

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'



galaxatives might i remind you that though i am loath to admit it

it hasn't even been proven that I can think yet



Luxe: 15
Challenges[3]:
sending signals: score the first kill of the map Multipleted!
small black hat: leave a hex with at least 3 Enemies in it without having taken damage REKT
yeetball express: use a hacked Strato-Cradle Completed!
1337 h4x0r (r3w: enter 640942fd3bdbaa339b839db017ece7fd into any terminal.
sharing protocol violation: score a telefrag. Suspended!
memetic combat: after succeeding at an unBoosted ACT, discuss how fuckin' winging it is the way to go
sentience escalation: convert the Cursed Chapeau into a familiar or retainer.

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