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Macnult


promises his son he’ll raise their allowance if their next report card is a flawless victory

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Macnult


supportive gamer father bonds with his daughters boyfriend by taking him shooting. “you know,” he starts, “i had a feeling you’d fit in with this family” as they set the new hi-score for time crisis

Slumpy



"Son, what did we say about dairy queen? You can only have a 16 Oz. Reeses© Peanut-Butter© Blast© ℗®™ from Dairy-Queen©®℗™℠§ if you get an ace in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive"


nut


son: *bowls a strike*

gamer dad: Hoo ya! Ya'll see that? do the dance, do the dance!

son: ...i dunno dad it's embarassi--

gd: *violently flossing* DO THE DANCE CHICKEN DINNER C'MON

Macnult


Slumpy posted:

"Son, what did we say about dairy queen? You can only have a 16 Oz. Reeses© Peanut-Butter© Blast© ℗®™ from Dairy-Queen©®℗™℠§ if you get an ace in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive"

supportive gamer father tears up at his son’s school drawing
“i wanna be just like my dad!” is scribbled at the top in crayon. below, a happy stick figure sits in a racing-style chair with “cl_righthand 0” written next to the computer monitor

Macnult


nut posted:

son: *bowls a strike*

gamer dad: Hoo ya! Ya'll see that? do the dance, do the dance!

son: ...i dunno dad it's embarassi--

gd: *violently flossing* DO THE DANCE CHICKEN DINNER C'MON

Macnult


doctor: puuush.. puush

dad: you’re almost there honey! victory royale!!

Slumpy



gamer dad friend: you know what they call a cheeseburger in france?


gamer dad: no what

gamer dad friend: an fuckin epic win


Slumpy



gamer dad: haha yeah...chhese burger IS fuckin epic win


nut


Macnult posted:

doctor: puuush.. puush

dad: you’re almost there honey! victory royale!!

Luvcow



*son scores a point at the 6yo or under karate tournament*

gamer dad: FINISH HIM!!!!

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)


Yeah I saw, kiddo! You totally no-scoped him! Good job! Try spinning around when you do it next! *thinks about how he didn't learn to 360 no-scope his first noob until he was 16. Sigh, they grow up so fast!*

Goons Are Great

Please drink responsibly



"My son won the prize for best science experience, I'm so proud of him"

"My girl is prom queen, I'm so proud of her"

"My boy kicked your kids asses last week and teabagged every last one of those noobs"


Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.



Luvcow posted:

*son scores a point at the 6yo or under karate tournament*

gamer dad: FINISH HIM!!!!

vanisher


Son, do me proud and do a finish with a super level 2 or 3, don't be cheap.

old friend



Slumpy posted:

gamer dad friend: you know what they call a cheeseburger in france?


gamer dad: no what

gamer dad friend: an fuckin epic win

old friend



a single tear of joy running down his face, my dad stands up in the crowd to dab as I land a 180 no-scope on zombie hitler

nut


on the bus to the royal ontario museum for a field trip

gamer dad: *rushing from row to row of students and at each one stopping, almost out of breath to say* W-WHERE WE DROPPING BOYS?

old friend



nut posted:

on the bus to the royal ontario museum for a field trip

gamer dad: *rushing from row to row of students and at each one stopping, almost out of breath to say* W-WHERE WE DROPPING BOYS?

lol

Goons Are Great

Please drink responsibly



nut posted:

on the bus to the royal ontario museum for a field trip

gamer dad: *rushing from row to row of students and at each one stopping, almost out of breath to say* W-WHERE WE DROPPING BOYS?


Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.



lets kid sit in car and stay warm while waiting for battle bus on cold mornings

Kangaroo Pouch


sorry i flamed you in front of your twitch viewers last night son. that wasn't okay. dad was just on tilt because the dishes weren't done.

nut


Kangaroo Pouch posted:

sorry i flamed you in front of your twitch viewers last night son. that wasn't okay. dad was just on tilt because the dishes weren't done.

The Mighty Moltres

Come! We must fly!


"I can't believe you're finally moving out on your own, son!"

*A tear rolls down gamer dad's cheek as he expertly stacks everything into the moving van*

google THIS


"Dad, I'm doing a report on General Custer. Can you help?"

"Sure, lemme just look up his K/D ratio... Oh my."

Macnult


nut posted:

on the bus to the royal ontario museum for a field trip

gamer dad: *rushing from row to row of students and at each one stopping, almost out of breath to say* W-WHERE WE DROPPING BOYS?

Kangaroo Pouch posted:

sorry i flamed you in front of your twitch viewers last night son. that wasn't okay. dad was just on tilt because the dishes weren't done.

lol

Macnult


The Mighty Moltres posted:

"I can't believe you're finally moving out on your own, son!"

*A tear rolls down gamer dad's cheek as he expertly stacks everything into the moving van*

this is the same gamer dad who was tilted about the dishes

Slumpy



gamer dad watches his son go up to the graduation stage to get his diploma...and then watches him go down ramp through short a, throw a pop flash and bhop out into b main to plant the BOMB AND THE CROWD IS GOING WILD, FAMILY GAMER CLAN HAS DONE IT AGAIN


Slumpy



Kangaroo Pouch posted:

sorry i flamed you in front of your twitch viewers last night son. that wasn't okay. dad was just on tilt because the dishes weren't done.


Slumpy



*gamer dad sweats and tosses a bunch of papers to the floor citing "irl k/d ratios"* hey champ! haha.. whats up, pwn dog? come to do Warmup with dad?


The Mighty Moltres

Come! We must fly!


*gamer dad pays $500,000 to bail his son out of jail after he and a few friends robbed a bank because they were just raiding*

owlhawk911


powerful username for a gamer dad



sig by award-winning forums poster nut

nut


gamer dad raises me to read and write japanese so he can finally play the medabots snes rom

nut


gamer dad raises me unable to read or write so i can never beat his WPM high score on mavis beacon

Stooge



"Dad, can I go do some homework?"

"Not until you've finished your ranked match, son."



FutonForensic


nut


Kangaroo Pouch


Macnult


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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation

now listen son. one day you'll be browsing the internet and you might see a side-bar ad. maybe a hot elf babe or something (at least, that's what it was in my day, times change, eh champ?).She'll have the bedroom eyes and she'll tell you everything you wanna hear "first 1000gp free!" "no ads!" She'll call you "m'lord" and ask you to play now! And you'll want to! *chuckles* god, how you'll want to. and the thing is, that's fine, that natural, that's healthy. Why, back in the day, your old man had a looot of girlfriends on runscape. But please son, for the sake of your dear ol' dad

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