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Dad: Son, today I'm gonna show you how to earn your keep in this world. Son: You mean... Dad: That's right, son. Today I'm going to show you how to farm gold! Son: Awesome! Now I can sit on my rear end all day and get loot, just like you! Dad: **beaming with pride** https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jul 8, 2020 00:43
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Supportive gamer father shoots cop son |
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Jul 8, 2020 00:45
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Slumpy posted:gamer dad friend: you know what they call a cheeseburger in france? Slumpy posted:gamer dad: haha yeah...chhese burger IS fuckin epic win qft |
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Jul 8, 2020 01:17
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*Midnight rolls over, and it is now Gamer Son's birthday* Gamer Son: "Ding" Gamer Dad: "Grats" Gamer Mom: "Grats" Gamer Sister: "Grats" With the celebration over, they continue to game.
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Jul 8, 2020 07:55
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sick of these bottom-lane E-dads who just play support for their sons, but really they just have their hairy cleavage taking up 80% of the stream. No gamer integrity |
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Jul 8, 2020 08:55
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"Wait, you can make up the points for that quiz later. Your guild is gonna score a world first! I'll just tell the school that there was a family emergency." "Mr. Smith, we were watching the streams last night and we know what's going on. A world first is not an emergency. But it's pretty cool so we'll let it go."
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Jul 8, 2020 10:40
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[at school's Parents evening] Maths teacher: Sir your daughter's grades are really starting to trail Dad: Lol, pepehands Maths teacher: Sir, we really think your daughter has a lot of potential but is falling behind and not keeping up with classwork at all. She's falling asleep and has trouble paying attention. We think this is due to late night gaming sessions Dad: you THINK?! OMEGALUL you MAD because BAD Maths teacher: No that's not true I - Dad: MAD. BECAUSE BAD. *drops the F bomb* |
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Jul 8, 2020 10:47
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Jul 8, 2020 11:01
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old friend posted:[at school's Parents evening] on the ride back home supportive gamer dad: *mutters* this is so cringe supportive gamer mom: *mouths “MonkaS” into the window*
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Jul 8, 2020 12:56
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Jul 8, 2020 13:06
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gamer son is laying in bed through the ceiling leading up to the second floor, a bellow is heard "SPEED RUN" the bed creaks once and a gamer dad pleasure sigh is heard "time" *several people clap above* slumpy |
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Jul 8, 2020 14:51
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Slumpy posted:gamer son is laying in bed lol |
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Jul 8, 2020 15:04
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Twenty Four posted:*Midnight rolls over, and it is now Gamer Son's birthday* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P1SQYWChIM https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jul 8, 2020 17:21
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supportive gamer father weeps as his child picks charmander, just like they did.
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Jul 8, 2020 21:21
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sitting down with my son (just an expression, we're always sitting) to explain how to safely install adult mods for skyrim
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Jul 8, 2020 22:55
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breaking down crying while removing training wheels from my kids gaming rig
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Jul 8, 2020 23:06
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Heather Papps posted:supportive gamer father weeps as his child picks charmander, just like they did. You're gonna have a hard time at first, my son, but trust me, they will all envy you later on.
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Jul 8, 2020 23:54
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Heather Papps posted:breaking down crying while removing training wheels from my kids gaming rig
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Jul 9, 2020 08:40
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Son, my father gave this to me, and now I hand it down to you. This rig is so old that you can play SU-25 and the plane will leave the ground. Treat it well, and be aware that it will not play Crysis 3 even with the turbo button on. |
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Gramps met Gammaw on this rig, but trust me, don't look at the chatlogs. |
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Jul 9, 2020 11:33
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supportive gamer dad overclocks young child's Amazon Fire 7 Kids Edition tablet |
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Jul 9, 2020 23:14
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Jul 9, 2020 23:41
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old friend posted:overbearing gamer mother overbearing gamer mom installs dps measurement addons and complains when your rotation isn't optimal overbearing gamer mom wants you to leave your clan for one with more prestige overbearing gamer mom takes over your guild with her in-demand dps skills and makes you main tank when you just want to off-tank
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Jul 10, 2020 02:44
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I resent the phrase "helicopter parent". I prefer the term Sky Lord. Anyone can provide CAS with a helo. The real skill is maintaining air superiority regardless of aircraft. Good parenting is never letting the other team's "helicopter parents" get a chance to ever pin your kid's squad down. |
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Jul 10, 2020 02:58
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"son, i appreciate your enthusiasm. i can't stop you but i cannot support you joining the boy scouts" "why? because of their record on lgbt scouts? they've moved past that as an organization" "i know. it's just, they're, y'know, campers" |
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Jul 10, 2020 07:57
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canyoneer posted:"son, i appreciate your enthusiasm. i can't stop you but i cannot support you joining the boy scouts"
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Jul 10, 2020 07:59
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"i'm so sorry to have to tell you this, but your son's convoy was ambushed in the Helmand province. the firefight lasted less than a minute, and unfortunately he gave the ultimate sacrifice for his country" "was he in pain?" "no, and he wanted me to tell you, he finished with a 4:1 KDR" "hell yeah. I'll press F for that" |
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Jul 10, 2020 08:02
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screaming from the sidelines of the 6/7 year old city rec league soccer team that the goalie position is "op cheese bullshit" whenever they use their hands |
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Jul 10, 2020 08:05
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"boy, the world isn't going to hand anything to you. you got screwed by the rng on your character creation roll and do not have the natural attributes to min/max your class. the only thing you can do is git gud." |
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Jul 10, 2020 08:08
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canyoneer posted:"son, i appreciate your enthusiasm. i can't stop you but i cannot support you joining the boy scouts"
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Jul 10, 2020 12:26
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supporitve gamer dad at supportive gamer grandmas funeral SGD: son, lets raise our dongers...and....*tears streaming down his face*...give a fat Fuckin F slumpy |
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Jul 10, 2020 14:09
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old friend posted:overbearing gamer mother "Mom, look, I got SS rank!" "Why not SSS?" |
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Jul 11, 2020 16:13
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Slumpy posted:supporitve gamer dad at supportive gamer grandmas funeral lmao |
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Jul 11, 2020 17:18
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Supportive gamer father attends a PTA meeting with his kid's shop teacher, calls it "crafting class" the whole time. |
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Jul 11, 2020 22:16
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At the MOBA match, nudging the guy in the next seat: “That’s our little Jimmy on mid.”
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Jul 11, 2020 22:53
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Gathering around the dinner table to discuss which MMO to play for our big fishing trip.
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Jul 11, 2020 23:02
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super sweet best pal posted:At the MOBA match, nudging the guy in the next seat: “That’s our little Jimmy on mid.” my brother flipping out when i name my son, just screaming that he called it last round and this is bullshit
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Jul 12, 2020 00:09
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Dad.....DAD!!!! *gamer dad enters* whats goin on son? *dad adorns his power glove* Gamer Son: I clicked this link that dared me not to cum and I keep cumming on level 3 GD: A fool's errand, son. Those games are made for you to cum. slumpy |
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Supportive gamer dad needs lumber to build a new shed, so he begins punching a tree |
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