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"My son won the prize for best science experience, I'm so proud of him"

"My girl is prom queen, I'm so proud of her"

"My boy kicked your kids asses last week and teabagged every last one of those noobs"


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nut posted:

on the bus to the royal ontario museum for a field trip

gamer dad: *rushing from row to row of students and at each one stopping, almost out of breath to say* W-WHERE WE DROPPING BOYS?


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Heather Papps posted:

supportive gamer father weeps as his child picks charmander, just like they did.

You're gonna have a hard time at first, my son, but trust me, they will all envy you later on.


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It was funny at first when he was demanding to spawn more overlords but ever since he started doing so our toilet is permanently clogged.


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google THIS posted:

Son: Dad, can you help me do my science fair project? It's due tomorrow.

SGF: Son, while I'm happy to help you with your schoolwork, I think you need to learn a lesson with this assignment. You procrastinated, and procrastination has consequences, which...

Son: But dad I need a carry

SGF: I'm on it


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