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Bismuth
Jun 10, 2010


Hell Gem

My roomate is part of a disney shaming group on Facebook and saw this monstrous object being mocked



Noticing it was within a few miles of us he took the most horrible possible action and bought the loving thing, which is now in my house. Its apparently made of "wax and hot glue" but as soon as I saw it all I could think of was the pony cum jar





There seems to be an actual stuffed animal at the center of it which makes it somehow even more upsetting to me. Its set up to be a wall-mounted plaque. All I want to do in life right now is blast it with my heat gun and see what happens but hes forbade me from doing so.

I lost my appetite the second he took it out of the bag, it really is worse than goatse to me. I have no idea what inspired someone to create this thing but I Hate them for it.

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Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



You should Jack off on it

The Breakfast Sampler
Jan 1, 2006




remarkably horrific. I can't tell if this proves there is a vengeful god or no god at all

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



nuke it from orbit

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"


That's stunning. Unbearably gross

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Taco Defender

I think some googly eyes would help humanize the cum lion.

Bismuth
Jun 10, 2010


Hell Gem

Sid Vicious posted:

You should Jack off on it

I dont have a penis, but I invite anyone who does to add to the glossy coating

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



You should kiss it and licki it and put your mouth on it a lot haha as a funny gag

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



Bismuth posted:

I dont have a penis, but I invite anyone who does to add to the glossy coating

me neither garden gnomes made off with if in the middle of the night

Bismuth
Jun 10, 2010


Hell Gem

Knormal posted:

I think some googly eyes would help humanize the cum lion.

Oh eyes reminds me, the loving thing has none, someone ripped the eyes out of the stuffed animal before they did this to it



Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Taco Defender

Bismuth posted:

Oh eyes reminds me, the loving thing has none, someone ripped the eyes out of the stuffed animal before they did this to it




All the more reason.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Yams Fan

if the creator's intention was to create something grotesque, this was a remarkable innovation

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002




Fun Shoe

i saw the x files about this guy watch out when you're poopin

Inept
Jul 8, 2003

3 olives has a payment plan with his phone company for his cell phone

give it some chattering teeth

Oswald Kesselpot
Jan 14, 2008

HONK HONK HONK


Sid Vicious posted:

me neither garden gnomes made off with if in the middle of the night
I was going to post “It wasn’t gnomes.“ and then in a subsequent post say it was something else. Ha ha. But then I couldn’t think of any mythical penis stealing creatures in order to make a second post in time, so instead I am just going to say hi.

Bismuth
Jun 10, 2010


Hell Gem

Sid Vicious posted:

me neither garden gnomes made off with if in the middle of the night

ah man i'm sorry about that, try leaving out some biscuits for the gnomes in exchange

E:

Oswald Kesselpot posted:

I was going to post “It wasn’t gnomes.“ and then in a subsequent post say it was something else. Ha ha. But then I couldn’t think of any mythical penis stealing creatures in order to make a second post in time, so instead I am just going to say hi.


Bismuth fucked around with this message at 03:36 on Jul 7, 2020

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



Oswald Kesselpot posted:

I was going to post “It wasn’t gnomes.“ and then in a subsequent post say it was something else. Ha ha. But then I couldn’t think of any mythical penis stealing creatures in order to make a second post in time, so instead I am just going to say hi.

Hello have a wonderful evening

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

Party Time! Be excellent to each other.



Could it have been different originally and then there was a fire? Then someone mounted it as a joke?


Please say yes

Oswald Kesselpot
Jan 14, 2008

HONK HONK HONK


Sid Vicious posted:

Hello have a wonderful evening
Why thank you, and the same back at ya.

She has nice slippers.

Oswald Kesselpot fucked around with this message at 03:43 on Jul 7, 2020

Bismuth
Jun 10, 2010


Hell Gem

Spinz posted:

Could it have been different originally and then there was a fire? Then someone mounted it as a joke?


Please say yes

My roomate actually just got back to me on asking the original artist creator "why"

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



he was horny and was Cumming buckets

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012



Crank up the heat in your house when your roomie is gone and see if it starts melting

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


What does it have to do with Disney shaming though? Is it supposed to be Simba?

Bismuth
Jun 10, 2010


Hell Gem

RepeatingMeme posted:

Crank up the heat in your house when your roomie is gone and see if it starts melting

tempting, but my thermostat doesnt go this high

my oven, however, does

Devils Affricate posted:

What does it have to do with Disney shaming though? Is it supposed to be Simba?
I GUESS? Maybe the base-plush was a lion king one?

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


that's semen, OP

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I think you have a duty to destroy this monstrosity

AOCs Pink Pearl
Jan 20, 2012


Move 10 states away ASAP op

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

In a world gone mad,
we will not spank the monkey,
but the monkey will spank us.

Bismuth posted:

tempting, but my thermostat doesnt go this high

my oven, however, does

I wonder what that would smell like, hahaha.

Also I bet the thing has some sort of human bones in it.

Bismuth
Jun 10, 2010


Hell Gem

BigBadSteve posted:

I wonder what that would smell like, hahaha.

Also I bet the thing has some sort of human bones in it.

We tossed around the idea there was a desiccated fetus in there

Oswald Kesselpot
Jan 14, 2008

HONK HONK HONK


Does it have a name? It needs a name. May i suggest Death of Rats?

SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007



It's beautiful.

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007


gently caress i'd love to take a big bite out of this wretched beast

SpaceJam on BluRay
Jan 9, 2017


Hey I'm OP's roommate who bought this

AMA

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007


Mouthfeel?

Bismuth
Jun 10, 2010


Hell Gem

SpaceJam on BluRay posted:

Hey I'm OP's roommate who bought this

AMA

Why do you feel comfortable bringing curses like this into our household

SpaceJam on BluRay
Jan 9, 2017


R.L. Stine posted:

Mouthfeel?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Taco Defender

SpaceJam on BluRay posted:

Hey I'm OP's roommate who bought this

AMA
Will you put googly eyes on it like I requested earlier?

SpaceJam on BluRay
Jan 9, 2017



Knormal posted:

Will you put googly eyes on it like I requested earlier?





Absolutely

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

In a world gone mad,
we will not spank the monkey,
but the monkey will spank us.

Knormal posted:

Will you put googly eyes on it like I requested earlier?

Maybe the thing will visit you at night and tear out your eyes and stick them to its face.

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Bismuth
Jun 10, 2010


Hell Gem

Oh I forgot to post this hellphoto

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