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Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Fatkraken posted:

I will make one of these if you pay me enough. Not joking.

I will admit what I said about pride in my works ends as soon as money is involved

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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
It looks like someone fused some glazed donuts and apple fritters together.

Does the artist work at a donut shop?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Fatkraken posted:

I will make one of these if you pay me enough. Not joking.

What’s the lead time on producing one of these? I would imagine storing up the, uh, volume of material required would take a while?

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
Looks like some dude made this thing from the leftover runoff of his chicken soup.

Salacious Spy
May 29, 2010

Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man
oh man I got one of these a while back. if you check the plaque closely there's a way to dismount it so you can get to its pussy

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

What’s the lead time on producing one of these? I would imagine storing up the, uh, volume of material required would take a while?

I mean if you’re a beginner collector. Otherwise you just grab whatever jar looks like it will present well.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
If they exhibit this abomination, will they have a little card that reads "Medium: Jizzum"?

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

sticksy posted:

If they exhibit this abomination, will they have a little card that reads "Medium: Jizzum"?

Of course, I'm considering giving it that card myself, after banishing it to the basement

Brooks Cracktackle
Oct 17, 2008

This is vaguely upsetting. Heat gun timelapse please.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


gently caress SNEEP posted:

this is worse than keyboard goop

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Synthetic Dreams posted:

We should all make mounted cum stuffed animals and share them here.

Why not invite a bunch of goon guys around to circle jerk on your cat while it's asleep, then take a photo of it?



Fake edit1: Pls don't do this, even if you have a cat. Also do not mount it.

Fake edit2: I wonder what that would smell like, hahaha.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

BigBadSteve posted:

Why not invite a bunch of goon guys around to circle jerk on your cat while it's asleep, then take a photo of it?



Fake edit1: Pls don't do this, even if you have a cat. Also do not mount it.

Fake edit2: I wonder what that would smell like, hahaha.

Didnt know shane dawson was a goon

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





I have to know what evil lurks at the core of the Cum Lion. OP, cut it in half like a jawbreaker so we can see the dark works that went into it.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Devils Affricate posted:

Cum Lion is Food Lion's evil younger brother

Coom Lion

is coomer still a thing, is this still relevant

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




Bismuth posted:

Didnt know shane dawson was a goon

lol my thought too

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

sticksy posted:

If they exhibit this abomination, will they have a little card that reads "Medium: Jizzum"?

really it's more of an incredibly large one

SpaceJam on BluRay
Jan 9, 2017
So my boyfriend apparently needed to move it from where he'd out it away so i rolled out of bed and was greeted to this in the early morning:

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




They should put out Amber-style alerts whenever the artist is feeling artistic to warn the general population that disaster is about to strike.

Also this just in: OP doesn't even have a roommate!

Barry White
Jun 28, 2008

Luke Skywalker kills Han Solo's son at the climax of Episode VII

SpaceJam on BluRay posted:

So my boyfriend apparently needed to move it from where he'd out it away so i rolled out of bed and was greeted to this in the early morning:



:sever:

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Bismuth posted:

Didnt know shane dawson was a goon

No pedophile or racist "humor" here, just good clean inclusive adult spooge jokes. And it's the cum lion's fault anyway.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
You better surround that fucker in salt and put some runes down or you're going to wake up in your own "wax and glue" coffin.

Not that I know from experience. Or that I cursed that thing. Or that it's filled with blood.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
I want to nuke this thing from orbit and blow the image out of my brain with a shotgun

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Scoop? Chisel? Score? a little bit off and taste it please

CheeseThief
Dec 28, 2012

Two wholesome boys to brighten your day

This is what happens when you over charge your JO crystal.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





your roommate is cool

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Bronze Fonz posted:

They should put out Amber-style alerts whenever the artist is feeling artistic to warn the general population that disaster is about to strike.

Also this just in: OP doesn't even have a roommate!

Lol if you think I could afford to live in a portland condo by myself

longtimelurker
Mar 12, 2006

Powered by alcohol

This is what happens when you ask the monkey paw for a pet

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




R.L. Stine posted:

Mouthfeel?

Name it this

Actually mods please name me this

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
Der Löwe ist eigentlich ein Samengolem

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

RandomFerret posted:

Name it this

Actually mods please name me this

Cumbuckle The Mouthfeel Lion

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bad news OP: your boyfriend didn’t move it

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

Knormal posted:

I think some googly eyes would help humanize the cum lion.

call_of_qthulhu
Nov 21, 2003


Fun Shoe
so i hate this a lot and i got kinda nauseous looking at it, but it would look cool if you stuck some red LEDs in the eye sockets

d0s
Jun 28, 2004

why do you keep wd-40 on your nightstand in your bathroom

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

longtimelurker posted:

This is what happens when you ask the monkey paw for a pet

I thought keeping cum as a pet is how you got children

d0s posted:

why do you keep wd-40 on your nightstand in your bathroom

Lube

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Only reason I'm checking this thread is to see if the Googly Eyes happened yet. It's not safe here until then.

Lift the curse, OP.

SpaceJam on BluRay
Jan 9, 2017

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Only reason I'm checking this thread is to see if the Googly Eyes happened yet. It's not safe here until then.

Lift the curse, OP.

Ah, thank you for reminding me. I have plans. Don't worry.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

If you cutify the Cum Lion its terrible curse will be upon you.

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin
I saw the name of this thread, and just knew I had to post in it

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Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

SpaceJam on BluRay posted:

Ah, thank you for reminding me. I have plans. Don't worry.

Is there a way to combine the googly eye and LED ideas

Hedrigall posted:

I saw the name of this thread, and just knew I had to post in it

Your avatar is next

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