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Fatkraken posted:I will make one of these if you pay me enough. Not joking. I will admit what I said about pride in my works ends as soon as money is involved
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# ? Jul 7, 2020 15:37 |
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It looks like someone fused some glazed donuts and apple fritters together. Does the artist work at a donut shop?
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# ? Jul 7, 2020 15:38 |
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Fatkraken posted:I will make one of these if you pay me enough. Not joking. What’s the lead time on producing one of these? I would imagine storing up the, uh, volume of material required would take a while?
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# ? Jul 7, 2020 15:41 |
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Looks like some dude made this thing from the leftover runoff of his chicken soup.
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# ? Jul 7, 2020 15:42 |
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oh man I got one of these a while back. if you check the plaque closely there's a way to dismount it so you can get to its pussy
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# ? Jul 7, 2020 15:48 |
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:What’s the lead time on producing one of these? I would imagine storing up the, uh, volume of material required would take a while? I mean if you’re a beginner collector. Otherwise you just grab whatever jar looks like it will present well.
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# ? Jul 7, 2020 20:42 |
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If they exhibit this abomination, will they have a little card that reads "Medium: Jizzum"?
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# ? Jul 7, 2020 22:21 |
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sticksy posted:If they exhibit this abomination, will they have a little card that reads "Medium: Jizzum"? Of course, I'm considering giving it that card myself, after banishing it to the basement
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# ? Jul 7, 2020 22:50 |
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This is vaguely upsetting. Heat gun timelapse please.
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# ? Jul 7, 2020 23:05 |
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gently caress SNEEP posted:this is worse than keyboard goop
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# ? Jul 8, 2020 00:03 |
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Synthetic Dreams posted:We should all make mounted cum stuffed animals and share them here. Why not invite a bunch of goon guys around to circle jerk on your cat while it's asleep, then take a photo of it? Fake edit1: Pls don't do this, even if you have a cat. Also do not mount it. Fake edit2: I wonder what that would smell like, hahaha.
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# ? Jul 8, 2020 00:57 |
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BigBadSteve posted:Why not invite a bunch of goon guys around to circle jerk on your cat while it's asleep, then take a photo of it? Didnt know shane dawson was a goon
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# ? Jul 8, 2020 03:30 |
I have to know what evil lurks at the core of the Cum Lion. OP, cut it in half like a jawbreaker so we can see the dark works that went into it.
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# ? Jul 8, 2020 04:25 |
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Devils Affricate posted:Cum Lion is Food Lion's evil younger brother Coom Lion is coomer still a thing, is this still relevant
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# ? Jul 8, 2020 04:34 |
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Bismuth posted:Didnt know shane dawson was a goon lol my thought too
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# ? Jul 8, 2020 17:27 |
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sticksy posted:If they exhibit this abomination, will they have a little card that reads "Medium: Jizzum"? really it's more of an incredibly large one
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# ? Jul 8, 2020 17:34 |
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So my boyfriend apparently needed to move it from where he'd out it away so i rolled out of bed and was greeted to this in the early morning:
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# ? Jul 8, 2020 20:50 |
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They should put out Amber-style alerts whenever the artist is feeling artistic to warn the general population that disaster is about to strike. Also this just in: OP doesn't even have a roommate!
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# ? Jul 8, 2020 21:07 |
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SpaceJam on BluRay posted:So my boyfriend apparently needed to move it from where he'd out it away so i rolled out of bed and was greeted to this in the early morning:
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# ? Jul 8, 2020 21:21 |
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Bismuth posted:Didnt know shane dawson was a goon No pedophile or racist "humor" here, just good clean inclusive adult spooge jokes. And it's the cum lion's fault anyway.
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# ? Jul 8, 2020 21:27 |
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You better surround that fucker in salt and put some runes down or you're going to wake up in your own "wax and glue" coffin. Not that I know from experience. Or that I cursed that thing. Or that it's filled with blood.
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# ? Jul 8, 2020 21:30 |
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I want to nuke this thing from orbit and blow the image out of my brain with a shotgun
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# ? Jul 8, 2020 22:49 |
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Scoop? Chisel? Score? a little bit off and taste it please
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# ? Jul 8, 2020 23:03 |
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This is what happens when you over charge your JO crystal.
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# ? Jul 8, 2020 23:44 |
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your roommate is cool
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# ? Jul 9, 2020 00:13 |
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Bronze Fonz posted:They should put out Amber-style alerts whenever the artist is feeling artistic to warn the general population that disaster is about to strike. Lol if you think I could afford to live in a portland condo by myself
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# ? Jul 9, 2020 00:32 |
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This is what happens when you ask the monkey paw for a pet
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# ? Jul 9, 2020 00:40 |
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R.L. Stine posted:Mouthfeel? Name it this Actually mods please name me this
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# ? Jul 9, 2020 02:02 |
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Der Löwe ist eigentlich ein Samengolem
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# ? Jul 9, 2020 02:04 |
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RandomFerret posted:Name it this Cumbuckle The Mouthfeel Lion
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# ? Jul 9, 2020 02:05 |
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Bad news OP: your boyfriend didn’t move it
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# ? Jul 9, 2020 02:06 |
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Knormal posted:I think some googly eyes would help humanize the cum lion.
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# ? Jul 9, 2020 02:10 |
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so i hate this a lot and i got kinda nauseous looking at it, but it would look cool if you stuck some red LEDs in the eye sockets
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# ? Jul 9, 2020 02:43 |
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why do you keep wd-40
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# ? Jul 9, 2020 03:33 |
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longtimelurker posted:This is what happens when you ask the monkey paw for a pet I thought keeping cum as a pet is how you got children d0s posted:why do you keep wd-40 Lube
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# ? Jul 9, 2020 03:41 |
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Only reason I'm checking this thread is to see if the Googly Eyes happened yet. It's not safe here until then. Lift the curse, OP.
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# ? Jul 9, 2020 04:06 |
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Only reason I'm checking this thread is to see if the Googly Eyes happened yet. It's not safe here until then. Ah, thank you for reminding me. I have plans. Don't worry.
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# ? Jul 9, 2020 06:31 |
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If you cutify the Cum Lion its terrible curse will be upon you.
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# ? Jul 9, 2020 06:38 |
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I saw the name of this thread, and just knew I had to post in it
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# ? Jul 9, 2020 07:00 |
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SpaceJam on BluRay posted:Ah, thank you for reminding me. I have plans. Don't worry. Is there a way to combine the googly eye and LED ideas Hedrigall posted:I saw the name of this thread, and just knew I had to post in it Your avatar is next
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# ? Jul 9, 2020 07:08 |