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Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
n/t

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old friend



smallest would obviously be much more practical and portable, and largest would be grotesque, comical and terribly impractical. So i'm going with largest

nut


can I have just one

Prof. Crocodile

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old friend posted:

smallest would obviously be much more practical and portable, and largest would be grotesque, comical and terribly impractical. So i'm going with largest

it's this, micropeen me op

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

I have both at once. It's... difficult

Manifisto




important q, are our eventual alien overlords more likely to prize specimens with big or small genitals as a delicacy?


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Small for snack, large for meal


Stooge



pa always said stick with what you're good at



Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

If it's alright I'd rather keep my OWN genitals and the world can keep its



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largest ? on my rooftop in the style of a question block from mario

this will tempt airplanes i'm sure of it



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One giant testicle, and I'd start my own demolition company.

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The Mighty Moltres posted:

One giant testicle, and I'd start my own demolition company.


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The Mighty Moltres posted:

One giant testicle, and I'd start my own demolition company.


Slumpy



the greeks thought big dicks were for stupid oafs so call me slumpy haha


Evil Bob

I've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.


Perhaps the worlds largest genitals could be a boon in survival scenarios so I'll take those due to all of the survival scenarios I constantly find myself in.

Android Blues


seems like a monkey paw wish, by which i mean a blue whale vagina wish

Android Blues


my legs bow out massively as the dizzying weight of Ocean Pussey is suddenly bestowed upon me

Android Blues


my pelvis cracks, thighbones bend. my limited human skeleton cannot handle the blue whale gently caress cavern i am now forced to support along the straining lineaments of my musculature. i weep, consumed at once with joy and fear

Android Blues


walking as if i'm straddling an invisible vaulting horse to support my Ocean Pussey

Android Blues


sitting on every chair as if it's a roman divan, because of my cetacean slunge grotto. my legs develop separate cultures and attitudes because they are spaced so far apart from one another at all times

Android Blues


y'all who're saying you'd get small, convenient dicks are gonna end up with the brittle penis of a thistle beetle, primed to snap off after punching through a micron-thick carapace, releasing a genetic payload from internal gonads that look like a chunk of lost tuna. you would not last two SECONDS in a room with an evil genie

Android Blues


As it is said in the Kama Sutra, the lion should lie down with the lion, the mouse with the mouse, and definitely under no circumstances should the thistle beetle lie down with the Ocean Pussey.

Manifisto




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nut


god fuckign dman

cda

Android Blues posted:

As it is said in the Kama Sutra, the lion should lie down with the lion, the mouse with the mouse, and definitely under no circumstances should the thistle beetle lie down with the Ocean Pussey.


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cda

i assumed the op meant human genitals, and until she comes back to clarify, that's what i'm going with


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old friend



cda posted:

i assumed the op meant human genitals, and until she comes back to clarify, that's what i'm going with

I think it's just the smallest or largest. Species is irrelevant

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Walking with the smug satisfaction that I have the world's smallest, artfully delicate, complex and beautiful dick

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otoh, really easy labor if you're ever planning on that

alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."

important: do I get to choose my new genitals. b/c id go with big either way

Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )

cda posted:

i assumed the op meant human genitals, and until she comes back to clarify, that's what i'm going with

I meant in your mouth

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


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And the guy with the lamp goes, "do you think I wished for an enormous angina?"

Android Blues


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

And the guy with the lamp goes, "do you think I wished for an enormous angina?"

cda

Chewbecca posted:

I meant in your mouth

smallest then, for sure


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cda

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va va va va vagina ann

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Evil Bob

I've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.


I wouldn't last 15 seconds in a room with a genie because I am a compulsive masturbator that always has one finger on the trigger

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