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seems like a monkey paw wish, by which i mean a blue whale vagina wish
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Jul 7, 2020 19:42
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Apr 25, 2024 16:10
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my legs bow out massively as the dizzying weight of Ocean Pussey is suddenly bestowed upon me
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Jul 7, 2020 19:43
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my pelvis cracks, thighbones bend. my limited human skeleton cannot handle the blue whale gently caress cavern i am now forced to support along the straining lineaments of my musculature. i weep, consumed at once with joy and fear
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Jul 7, 2020 19:44
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walking as if i'm straddling an invisible vaulting horse to support my Ocean Pussey
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Jul 7, 2020 19:45
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sitting on every chair as if it's a roman divan, because of my cetacean slunge grotto. my legs develop separate cultures and attitudes because they are spaced so far apart from one another at all times
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Jul 7, 2020 19:47
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y'all who're saying you'd get small, convenient dicks are gonna end up with the brittle penis of a thistle beetle, primed to snap off after punching through a micron-thick carapace, releasing a genetic payload from internal gonads that look like a chunk of lost tuna. you would not last two SECONDS in a room with an evil genie
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Jul 7, 2020 19:54
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As it is said in the Kama Sutra, the lion should lie down with the lion, the mouse with the mouse, and definitely under no circumstances should the thistle beetle lie down with the Ocean Pussey.
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Jul 7, 2020 19:56
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Apr 25, 2024 16:10
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And the guy with the lamp goes, "do you think I wished for an enormous angina?"
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