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pram
Jun 10, 2001


instead of fart i poo poo and now my pants have poo poo in them

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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018




nice

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002




Fun Shoe

gbs is back baby

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!



Looks like pants making GBS threads is back on the menu, boys!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun


Nap Ghost

i'm sorry to hear that OP. best of luck moving foward

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007

We're gonna have so much fun, we'll forget about how miserable we are, and how much life sucks, and how we're all gonna grow old and die someday.


고추장 DIVISION



Lick it up lumlumlum

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

sounds bad, op.

your posting I mean

Inverted Icon
Apr 8, 2020


I'm sorry to hear that

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008


You don't grocery a bag, op. You have pantsed your poo poo.

JesusLovesRonwell
Aug 12, 2004

I want to touch my Rosalina-sama all over~

<3<3<3


making GBS threads your pants is humiliating beyond belief, but at least you don't hit women, so at least you still have your dignity.

markovmodelcitizen
May 17, 2008

We all Post Down Here...


Oven Wrangler

Did you know that farts do not have lumps in them and they are not wet?

I think I learned that from an episode of This American Life.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

Wehre da pics at?

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

No, really, I don't.



here OP have some new pants

BonerKid
Jan 3, 2002

Chill

i have no pants but i must fart, what happens if it's actually poo poo?

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008


Toss some piss into the mix and go for a frothy jog. Live mas

low key sex master
May 27, 2004




The Walrus posted:

gbs is back baby

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

Klomping endlessly thru the gray void...








Fun Shoe

I just had the half a cup of coffee "my intestines made my sphincer an "offer" it could not refuse" moment, but made it and filled my throne. it was close.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Bread Liar

Blame it on the dog, OP

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

Klomping endlessly thru the gray void...








Fun Shoe

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Blame it on the dog, OP

"Wait till he puts on his stereo headphones"

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

The only way to save face is getting angry as hell demanding to know who the hell poo poo your pants

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007


I wish I had a single hole to replace every other hole on my body and it was on the palm of my hand

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

SEXY... defines my posts and my ride


The Walrus posted:

gbs is back baby
Goons Be making GBS threads (their pants)

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

This flaming skeleton is brought to you by the Buy Lowtax A New Spine Foundation.


yeah ok buddy I poo poo my pants at the liquor store the other day and I reported it in the I have diarrhea thread in an orderly fashion like a good GBS user, I didn't make a whole THREAD about it!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

I LOVE BIG SHITTIES!!!!

LabyaMynora
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost


Grimey Drawer

Congratulations, OP!

Some of us have been here for over 20 years and still haven't poo poo our pants!

LabyaMynora
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost


Grimey Drawer

Private Cumshoe posted:

yeah ok buddy I poo poo my pants at the liquor store the other day and I reported it in the I have diarrhea thread in an orderly fashion like a good GBS user, I didn't make a whole THREAD about it!

your self-reporting is appreciated.

OhsH
Jan 12, 2008

SHUT THE FUCK UP ZAPHOD


been there done that

LabyaMynora
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost


Grimey Drawer

One time around 2003, 2004, I was doing some work for my aunt and uncle out in the country (in Wisconsin) and afterwards my mom wanted to meet me around there for dinner. We ended up at this fancy restaurant that used to be a large, fancy house, probably built in the late 1800s/early 1900s. It was about 4pm, and no one else was there. I ate sword fish or something like that (some kind of fish), and it was fine. Not great, not as good as it cost (my mom paid), just fine.

I was driving home on the freeway and about 20 minutes from home, I farted it felt warm and wet. I swore I poo poo my pants. I was all, "God drat it!" and sped up to get home and clean up.

I get home, run into the bathroom, pull down my pants expecting a big wet poo poo stain and... nothing!

I wiped my rear end - nothing on the toilet paper!

It was the most phantom of phantom shits.

Whelp! That's my story of the time I did NOT poo poo my pants. I hope you enjoyed it.

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000


College Slice

Piss or it didnít happen

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon


Taco Defender

you sure did, guy from system of a down

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

At least you didn't poo poo someone else's pants.

lol if you
Jun 29, 2004

I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.

this is a poo poo post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmkGgm-yzOE

lol if you
Jun 29, 2004

I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.

neato burrito posted:

At least you didn't poo poo someone else's pants.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

paging Nooner to the thread

Nooner to the thread thank you

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


Put a cork in it op!

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Want a better avatar? Boom! Better avatar. Don't say you never got nothing.

GBS 1.0 IS BACK BABY

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax


Lol if you actually poop and haven't figured out how to convert your waste to pure energy like lasers and poo poo lmao what a noob

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008






Gravy Boat 2k

Whats the deal with poo poo, anyway

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

Shinjobi posted:

Whats the deal with poo poo, anyway

turn off your monitor

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mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

twenty-six characters long


I am the shitpost at the bottom of page 1

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