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(1) legally, hair is now considered "pasta" (2) pasta is required by statute to be covered in marinara sauce (3) uneaten pasta may be claimed by adverse possession by eating said pasta (4) unsauced pasta is the property of the state
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2020 04:20 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 19:22 |
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I like to think that this is what haunts smash mouth's nightmares, hissing "eat the eggsss . . . smurf morf eat the eggs . .. "
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2020 02:35 |