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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Well this isn't exactly how the league planned on celebrating their 25th anniversary, now is it? Stupid global pandemic.

Anywho, welcome to the MLS Is Back Gameday Thread. For those of who haven't been following along/need a refresher:

Each of the 26 teams in the league will be competing in a World Cup-style tournament, all taking place at the ESPN Wide World of Sports complex in Orlando, Florida, meaning the teams are basically in their own bubble city. There will be a group stage where teams play 3 games, which do count towards the regular season, followed by a 16 team knockout. The winner gets a $1.1 million prize as well as the CCL spot that would normally go to the non-Supporters' Shield conference winner. Most matches will air on ESPN in the US, with a few on FS1 and a smattering on Univision Deports/Twitter. There's certainly nothing that can go wrong with this pl-

...Florida has seen one of the biggest spikes in this country?...
...and lots of players are opting out of this tourney, including last year's MVP?...
...and games are getting postponed because of teams arriving late partially due to positive tests?...
...and the league had to kick Dallas out of the tourney entirely because 10 of their players/staff tested positive after arriving in Florida?...
...and the same might happen to Nashville...?
...and this kicks off TOMORROW?!?!?!

:shepicide:

Truly the Mickey Mouse tournament that our Mickey Mouse league deserves.

Anyway, assuming this poo poo does actually happen, Orlando and Miami will be the opening match, July 8th at 8PM ET on ESPN. I'd be amazed if this doesn't get scrapped entirely by the beginning next week, but MLS gotta MLS.

Groups, for the time being

Group A
Orlando
Miami
NYCFC
Philadelphia
Nashville whoops a bunch of them also tested positive so they got pulled
Chicago Now in group B to balance things out

Group B
Seattle
Dallas whoops a bunch of them tested positive so they got pulled
Chicago
Vancouver
San Jose

Group C
Toronto
New England
Montreal
DC

Group D
RSL
SKC
Colorado
Minnesota

Group E
Atlanta
Cincinnati
NYRB
Columbus

Group F
LAFC
LAG
Houston
Portland

Assuming this poo poo makes it to the knockouts before getting cancelled, the top 2 teams from each group and the 4 best 3rd place teams will be in a 16 team bracket.

Seriously though, who could've possibly foreseen that the tourney would get all FUBAR right from the start?

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 20:05 on Jul 9, 2020

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
They've already said no national anthem during the tourney.

Still don't expect them to kick off on time though.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I guess Soccer Moses didn't bless his team hard enough. :v:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Hopefully it gave some Proud Boy NYCFC fans aneurysms.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
No fake crowd noise, gently caress yeah

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Dom Dwyer fell down? I'm shocked :geno:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
What a miss

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Juuuuuust a bit outside

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

whypick1 posted:

Dom Dwyer fell down? I'm shocked :geno:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
When did Miami sign Diego Maradona?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Garber says decision on Nashville will happen overnight.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Something happened!

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Dwyer elbowed him in the throat, no?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Well there goes any good feelings that came from this tourney starting.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Oscar Wild posted:

Covid will score more than Orlando

Covid is going to have to get its numbers up now.

(Please don't)

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Orlando might...win?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I'm going to go ahead and crown that The Worst Thing I've Read This Week.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Oscar Wild posted:

The players remain the best part of MLS and everything else remains terrible.

:agreed:

Shammypants posted:

It’s weird to see betting odds on the fixtures list at mlssoccer.com

:agreed:

Still no word on Nashville (Nevermind, Nashville is now out), Charlotte will unveil their branding some time this month (calling it now, Charlotte FC, logo will be "CFC" in a crest, blue will be a prominent color) and the guy who Dwyer elbowed in the throat got released from the hospital last night but because he left the bubble he's now in isolation for a while.

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 17:06 on Jul 9, 2020

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
That whole "group games count towards the regular season" has to go out the window now since not all teams are participating, right?

This of course assumes there is a regular season after this, which....

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
You're just being silly...I'm sure NYCFC would get at least one of those forfeit wins.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Didn't realize Henry was that inked.

Thankfully the English announcers aren't the usual yokels

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Eww, fake crowd noise

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

TheBoyBlunder posted:

Has the game been any good or is it more of the usual two teams that haven’t had a competitive game in 120 days?

The latter.

The Twitter feed aired an old segment from the league called "My Favorite Goal" and the first player was...Aleksandar Katai...think maybe the league should've edited that out.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Cool, the super-imposed ads on the sideline are obscuring the players.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
"Hey, what the f-"

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
That should probably be a red for that last kick.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Thanks for showing the leadup to that breakaway ESPN

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
We've looked much better after the water break...if you ignore that close call in our 6 yard box just now.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Sweet no calls there Fischer.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
STOP GETTING INJURED GODDAMMIT

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I've seen worse scoreless draws.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
"...and that regular season is going to continue"

That's a pretty bold claim there Alexi.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Can't blame no Josef Martinez on that one.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Second half drinking game: take a shot every time Rob Stone says "here in Atlanta".

e: CLB-CIN moved back a half hour to 11PM EST.

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 02:43 on Jul 12, 2020

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Miss of the tourney?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Kick off not until 11:20, lol

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Not every day you see someone boot it out to touch in their opponent's 18 yard box for an injury.

Also the fake crowd noise is SUPER out of place right now.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Daaaaaaaamn

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
...and I thought Cincy was actually looking decent in the first 20 minutes. Whoops.

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
That should have been 3-0

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