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he was also my dad so you beyter watch your mouth..
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Jul 8, 2020 00:36
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Wouldn't Jesus be Christian after the desert? He truly believed in himself, no?
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Wouldn't Jesus be Christian after the desert? He truly believed in himself, no? How can you follow yourself? Jesus didn't believe in himself, he believed in his father
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Jul 8, 2020 00:37
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"nail proof" is grey area
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Jul 8, 2020 00:37
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20 Blunts posted:"nail proof" is grey area please explain what you mean
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Jul 8, 2020 00:39
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Nice, Alan 00X. IMO your best post ever.
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Jul 8, 2020 00:40
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BigBadSteve posted:Nice, Alan 00X. IMO your best post ever. thanks
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Jul 8, 2020 00:41
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Jul 8, 2020 00:42
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Christ, what an rear end in a top hat
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Jul 8, 2020 00:46
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I was actually raised as a Seventh Day Adventist. The religion is has a huge disaster relief department and is starting to own Hospitals.
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Jul 8, 2020 00:46
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Did Jesus eat rear end?
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Jul 8, 2020 00:48
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hung well
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Jul 8, 2020 00:48
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why do people think jesus was brown-skinned? just because he lived in the middle-east? in the earliest depiction of jesus, he actually had a donkey for a head
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Jul 8, 2020 00:54
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Jul 8, 2020 00:55
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Allan, Jesus was fictional.
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Jul 8, 2020 00:57
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Mrs. Sexual posted:Allan, Jesus was fictional. literally wrong. Jesus is a historical figure even if you don't believe in his Divinity
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Jul 8, 2020 00:58
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Cubone posted:why do people think jesus was brown-skinned? just because he lived in the middle-east? Jesus was into stuff like crap and fart. There's a book written by Robert Heinlein where Jesus comes out of an egg and Mary laid the egg and it was made out of crap and when she laid the egg it made a fart and the experience imprinted onto Jesus. I remember studying Irish literature and there was a lot of stuff about how protestants loved eggs. Easter egg hunts are about finding the crap eggs Jesus was born in that's why the eggs are chocolate. In my dreams I see Jesus Christ and he floats towards me on top of a yellow cloud, his features are Asian and he always says something about Bohemia and nude guys who are wearing sneakers. Sometimes he looks at his feet and his toes are all bent up from playing soccer.
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Jul 8, 2020 00:59
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Alan 00X posted:I was actually raised as a Seventh Day Adventist. The religion is has a huge disaster relief department and is starting to own Hospitals. Are you vegetarian? Also, sorry about all your wasted Saturdays
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Jul 8, 2020 01:04
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Alan 00X posted:literally wrong. Jesus is a historical figure even if you don't believe in his Divinity Thanks for your profoundly stupid opinion (s).
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Jul 8, 2020 01:05
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Spinz posted:Christ, what an rear end in a top hat
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Jul 8, 2020 01:06
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Blitter posted:Thanks for your profoundly stupid opinion (s). I think you may be stupid about this subject. There are texts going back two thousand years that prove that someone around that time was setting up gay book clubs in Rome centered around Marxism.
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Jul 8, 2020 01:06
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That's not accurate, you should be reported and probated for posting something like this that is wrong. I will report you now
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Jul 8, 2020 01:07
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But either way, his hair was long and luxurious. Although both use different leading shampoo brands obviously.
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Jul 8, 2020 01:08
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Blitter posted:Thanks for your profoundly stupid opinion (s). 
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Jul 8, 2020 01:08
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Jesus was into stuff like crap and fart. There's a book written by Robert Heinlein where Jesus comes out of an egg and Mary laid the egg and it was made out of crap and when she laid the egg it made a fart and the experience imprinted onto Jesus. what?
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Jul 8, 2020 01:08
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Cubone posted:what? I think you may be stupid about this subject.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Jesus was into stuff like crap and fart. There's a book written by Robert Heinlein where Jesus comes out of an egg and Mary laid the egg and it was made out of crap and when she laid the egg it made a fart and the experience imprinted onto Jesus. 
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Jul 8, 2020 01:09
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I think you may be stupid about this subject. disagree
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Cubone posted:disagree I dont know what to say about that. Maybe you have a point but I don't think most people will agree
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Jul 8, 2020 01:10
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if both of the jesuses (jesi?) in the op did it they would give birth to Yanni i dunno which one would get preggers tho
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Jul 8, 2020 01:11
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nut posted:if both of the jesuses (jesi?) in the op did it they would give birth to Yanni i dunno which one would get preggers tho You still have the best av on the forums.
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Jul 8, 2020 01:13
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nut posted:if both of the jesuses (jesi?) in the op did it they would give birth to Yanni i dunno which one would get preggers tho I don't know about that. Some people in New York believe Jesus was fried up on a griddle lengthwise. The whole crucifixion thing was just made up because people didn't want to think Jesus died laying down on a griddle instead of standing up. It would have been undignified. They removed the book of Enoch from the Bible for similar reasons because Enoch was wearing blue jeans in heaven and using cellphones.
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Jul 8, 2020 01:14
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Jesus was not a Test Cricketer. As Nazareth did not have Test status at that time. Which is a pity, as I have heard he was a very elegant Left Handed batsmen, and could bowl handy off-spin.
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Jul 8, 2020 01:14
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BrigadierSensible posted:Jesus was not a Test Cricketer. As Nazareth did not have Test status at that time. Some people would agree but you'll find little support on here. A lot of people stupid about the subject. I heard his fingers were bent from the sport like a basketball player's.
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Jul 8, 2020 01:16
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I dont know what to say about that. Maybe you have a point but I don't think most people will agree
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Jul 8, 2020 01:17
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the FBI has a 2,500 page dossier on Jesus, but you didn't hear it from me
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Jul 8, 2020 01:18
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R.L. Stine posted:the FBI has a 2,500 page dossier on Jesus, but you didn't hear it from me There's no support for that. The only US agency with comprehensive information on Jesus is the private company called the NFL, they've got foot pictures of Jesus dating back two thousand years. Some of the pictures there are oil on his feet, some are just water and other times his heels are really cracked. One picture has someone using a ped egg on his feet and eating the dried skin that looks like flour and had the texture of the inside of a Cadbury Creme Egg. When Jesus died an impression of his feet was left on a shroud. Some people argue his feet were more important than his words and it's hard to argue with that.
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no one can deny it, jesus stepped on a lot of things in his day and you have to wonder what else he might have stepped on before getting owned
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