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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > It's time for your yearly performance review.
 
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Thunder Moose

S.J.C.
What exactly would you say you "do," here?
* # ? Jul 8, 2020 19:46
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nut

 ur mum lol

* # ? Jul 8, 2020 19:48
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
I roll joints out of my TPS report cover sheets.

Wanna blaze one up right quick?

* # ? Jul 8, 2020 19:49
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Thunder Moose

S.J.C.

nut posted:

ur mum lol

lol

* # ? Jul 8, 2020 20:31
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 i can't quite say what i do, language fails. allow me to show you!
*i press play on the tape deck and begin my interpretive dance set to total eclipse of the heart*



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Jul 8, 2020 20:48
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Stooge


 Well sir, you ever wonder who keeps farting in people's Tupperware?



* # ? Jul 8, 2020 20:53
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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
i microwave fish. every day.



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
* # ? Jul 8, 2020 20:58
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 i'm the best god damned lunch stealer in the biz AND i would like to complain about something near and dear to my heart,

Stooge posted:

Well sir, you ever wonder who keeps farting in people's Tupperware?



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Jul 8, 2020 21:01
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Manifisto


 the widgets have been rotated according to schedule despite the extreme uptick in synergy leveraging


ty nesamdoom!

* # ? Jul 8, 2020 21:08
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alexandriao


 Every day I go to work, I move straight to the shitter. And BAM there I am, making GBS threads away, while small migrant children from some third world country does my work for me.

* # ? Jul 8, 2020 21:13
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 You'll find out when I quit lol

* # ? Jul 8, 2020 23:04
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Manifisto

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

You'll find out when I quit lol


ty nesamdoom!

* # ? Jul 8, 2020 23:13
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Thunder Moose

S.J.C.

magic cactus posted:

i microwave fish. every day.

:coolfish:

* # ? Jul 8, 2020 23:17
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Prof. Crocodile

 Not a drat thing, OP

* # ? Jul 8, 2020 23:39
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 well, i do yearly performance reviews am very confused right now



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Jul 8, 2020 23:43
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Goons Are Gifts

 I did okay, but you, you my friend, you did great.


* # ? Jul 8, 2020 23:51
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Prof. Crocodile

Heather Papps posted:

well, i do yearly performance reviews am very confused right now
* # ? Jul 9, 2020 00:55
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Thunder Moose

S.J.C.

Goons Are Great posted:

I did okay, but you, you my friend, you did great.

Awww guys :frogbon:

* # ? Jul 9, 2020 02:17
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old friend


 I hose down the "big fella" and make sure he's got enough juice

* # ? Jul 9, 2020 19:13
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Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
I stare and I stare and I stare, but nothing ever appears.



* # ? Jul 9, 2020 20:05
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Finger Prince

Evil Bob posted:

I stare and I stare and I stare, but nothing ever appears.
* # ? Jul 9, 2020 20:08
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Finger Prince


 Every few minutes I wiggle the mouse or push a key so that the screen saver doesn't come up.

* # ? Jul 9, 2020 20:09
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Jaguars!


 Well bob, I just dont care. You know what? I have eight different bosses right now. And four subordinates. And a slave. Plus a waitress I'm nailing, three tax auditors, seventy one MySpace followers. I have seven dachshunds, four mothers, three personal trainers, and, a recent development, what appears to be a vestigial second penis beside my first one. My only real motivation is to not be hassled, so that I can feed the dachshunds.

* # ? Jul 10, 2020 02:24
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TrixRabbi

Time for a little robot chauvinism!

 my dad owns this place, dude. just try to fire me

* # ? Jul 10, 2020 03:41
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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


 Reviewer? I barely even know ‘er!


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!
* # ? Jul 10, 2020 03:58
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Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
Working hard or hardly working :rimshot:

* # ? Jul 10, 2020 11:36
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nut

 happy anniversary to u too I guess

* # ? Jul 10, 2020 12:45
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Thunder Moose

S.J.C.
The board of directors has informed us over at HR that everyone here gets a raise.

And by that, we mean a bottle of extenze. On the house.

It's because you guys are worth it. :boom:

* # ? Jul 10, 2020 17:36
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Escape From Noise

 *sweating* I do...uh... many things...such as...uh...well you see...man. It sure is hot in here isn't it?

* # ? Jul 10, 2020 18:54
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Heather Papps

hello friend

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

*sweating* I do...uh... many things...such as...uh...well you see...man. It sure is hot in here isn't it?

you have done a great job keeping this greenhouse warm and we think it's time for a raise!



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Jul 10, 2020 19:04
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Rags to Liches

future skeleton soldier


 I sign your checks. What would you say YOU do here? :smug:

* # ? Jul 10, 2020 20:27
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Naz al-Ghul

Honorarily Japanese
i spread rumors about you around the office and photocopy my butt lol

* # ? Jul 10, 2020 23:32
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Thunder Moose

S.J.C.

Aubergine Mage posted:

I sign your checks. What would you say YOU do here? :smug:

Spend them on escargot and performance enhancing pills.

* # ? Jul 11, 2020 01:06
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Thunder Moose

S.J.C.

Naz al-Ghul posted:

i spread rumors about you around the office and photocopy my butt lol

lol

* # ? Jul 11, 2020 01:06
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Thunder Moose

S.J.C.

Naz al-Ghul posted:

i spread rumors about you around the office and photocopy my butt lol

I saw you in eve.

You said <3

I said <3

<3

* # ? Jul 11, 2020 04:08
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