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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

(1) How many days will each league last, from opening day? If you think the championship will be awarded, just answer "complete." If you think the season will get canceled before opening day, feel free to answer with a negative. For seasons that do start but do not finish, we'll compare them by % of scheduled games played before the shutdown.

MLB: COMPLETE
NHL: 3
NBA: 10
NFL: COMPLETE

All this is spitballin', but I've felt all along like the NHL's effort is just enough to appease the sponsors and networks before pulling the plug. The NBA will probably be a bit cockier and let it go before shutting it down. MLB seems like they're going to do whatever the poo poo they want and the NFL guess hinges on if cases are reduced by the time they start p:laffo: who am I kidding, the US is going to continue to gently caress this up.

(2) First tiebreaker. How many players from each sport will end up contracting SARS-CoV-2?

MLB: 170
NHL: 55
NBA: 80
NFL: 140

Gary Bettman goes "Aw, shucks, see? We tried and it just wasn't meant to be." with minimal damage. NBA goes a bit longer and gets a few more cases. NFL guess again banks on the hope for humanity that, by the time they start (assuming a potentially delayed start to the season), the pandemic is somewhat unfucked.

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