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I spent $3.99 for a secondhand saute pan at a thriftstore. Looks like a solid AllClad but with a Martha Stewart stamp. Fucker melted the first time I used it:  I mean..it turned out to have a fake bottom on it. What appeared to be Martha's mark of value was a crappy fake counterfeit that melted all this shiny solder onto my Caloric stove!! Like, real shiny solder. Next day I took a torch to it and melted the rest of it off, yielding this poo poo:  Huh.
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Bitch it’s not hock with yan
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Jul 9, 2020 00:03
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This is what you get for spending $3.99 for a pan
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Jul 9, 2020 00:07
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That's a nice toilet
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Jul 9, 2020 00:08
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What did you cook on it?
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maybe but I don't think I'm that fertile lmao
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Jul 9, 2020 00:10
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There's a chance but it's dollars to donuuts
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Jul 9, 2020 00:11
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Colonel Cancer posted:That's a nice
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Jul 9, 2020 00:12
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martha's mark of value
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So far as my EBay Acid test kit can tell, it's mostly over 18 karat poo poo. 4.5 ounces of amorphous melted blobs of highly purified commodity. Maybe 9-10 grand at today's prices. Not a kingly horde but nifty. Like dicks. Coin dealers won't even, I've had it called copper or aluminum by people standing behind counters who wear jewelry. I'm sticking to my guns on this one., it is what i believe it is, even though I won't say what i think it is, that's what it is. What the gently caress do I do with it?
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Jul 9, 2020 00:17
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cum on it
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Masturbasturd posted:So far as my EBay Acid test kit can tell, it's mostly over 18 karat poo poo. 4.5 ounces of amorphous melted blobs of highly purified commodity. Maybe 9-10 grand at today's prices. Not a kingly horde but nifty. Like dicks. um so someone melted $10k of silver onto a fake martha stewart pan for $3.99? I don’t,
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Jul 9, 2020 00:21
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does the warden know about this?
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Jul 9, 2020 00:31
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have you ever marched in the snow to obtain sambuca OP
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Jul 9, 2020 00:32
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I bet if you dunk those metal scraps in black paint for an hour you can make your money back on that pan and more by claiming you found and are selling meteorite fragments.
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Jul 9, 2020 00:45
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Shameless click-bait title seemingly referring to current events regarding this very forum. For shame OP.
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Jul 9, 2020 00:49
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I clicked this thread thinking it would be about the Lowtax/Jeffrey handoff
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Jul 9, 2020 00:52
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givepatajob posted:What did you cook on it? Used to activate some 5a molecular sieves, which I then used to shake and bake some meth.
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Jul 9, 2020 01:14
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buys some pots with the name of a convicted felon on it and for some reason is shocked that it's some bullshit
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Masturbasturd posted:So far as my EBay Acid test kit can tell, it's mostly over 18 karat poo poo. 4.5 ounces of amorphous melted blobs of highly purified commodity. Maybe 9-10 grand at today's prices. Not a kingly horde but nifty. Like dicks. 
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Jul 9, 2020 01:29
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OP your posts are bad and your home is gross.
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Jul 9, 2020 01:35
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my tables are broken. ...mods question mark
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Is this the e-waste farming I've been hearing about lately?
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Are you the "I have a hole in my roof" goon, op?
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Ron Darling posted:This is what you get for spending $3.99 for a pan if it's cast iron it's a good deal
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Tables may get stretched but it's nothing new to GBS. I decided to seek advice from this internet sub community of comedians first because goons practically never lie, and they tend to do right things. Do this stuff have to have provenance? The frypan is all I know. Could be from a concentration camp or some Syrian museums. Cold starry brassier, bro. Mine now talk to the pan. How do I get these blobs taken seriously?
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Masturbasturd posted:Tables may get stretched but it's nothing new to GBS. I decided to seek advice from this internet sub community of comedians first because goons practically never lie, and they tend to do right things. i'm having a stroke
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Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:i'm having a stroke No, you're not, OP is.
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Jul 9, 2020 02:04
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Melt the blobs into a single blob, then show us your acid test
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Jul 9, 2020 02:12
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Melt the metal and pour it into your urethra, OP!
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Jul 9, 2020 02:13
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OP I'm afraid your habitual overblown convoluted turn of phrase makes it impossible for you to ever comprehensibly ask for a refund or make a complaint to your local consumer afffairs organization. So suck it up, Homes.
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Jul 9, 2020 02:20
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LabyaMynora posted:Melt the metal and pour it into your urethra, OP! you can pour the worthless molten metal into many different orifices. the only limit is your imagination.
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Jul 9, 2020 02:26
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lol @ all the goons in this thread who thought this was about the SA deal i thought it was going to be about florida
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Jul 9, 2020 02:36
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Omlette in ya pan'll make it real
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Jul 9, 2020 03:00
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Hehe well op it’s like I always say, “Dunk a pickle realdo!!”
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Jul 9, 2020 03:07
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Dunk a dill pickle, jerk off I want to see more meth silver
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Jul 9, 2020 03:30
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I too, buy things of dubious provenance to cook with/eat off, life can be an adventure if you want it to, One weird trick Dr's warn you about incessantly
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Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:i'm having a stroke call the bondulance
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