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Serious Party Gods
Apr 2, 2009



I sit in my garage and smoke and drink and have a posting station out here. I usually keep my bare feet up on a milk carton for protection, but I'm at the point in the evening where I'm faded enough to set my bare feet down on the concrete (and don't mind if garage bugs crawl all over 'em).

How do you feel about bugs/spiders? I'd like to spend more time in nature but "Ticks" and "June Bugs" creep me out.

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Serious Party Gods
Apr 2, 2009



I don't want some crazy spider crawling in my mouth if I set up a hammock. Help me get over this.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


I post from the top of a eucalyptus tree, and heck yeah theres bugs, just deal with it princess

Serious Party Gods
Apr 2, 2009



Bugs are freaky - I am trying. Thank u tho

Serious Party Gods
Apr 2, 2009



I'm not talking about little puss bugs. It's the big ones.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


How big we talking? Larger spiders will naturally groom you if you show them respect, not sure what the downside is here unless you're a disrespectful person

Serious Party Gods
Apr 2, 2009



Devils Affricate posted:

How big we talking? Larger spiders will naturally groom you if you show them respect, not sure what the downside is here unless you're a disrespectful person

Wow! An actual key to nature's bounty and a slight scolding

Serious Party Gods
Apr 2, 2009



Maybe I just want to connect your down and out character Q's into spider punishment?? That's on me.

Serious Party Gods fucked around with this message at 05:45 on Jul 9, 2020

Serious Party Gods
Apr 2, 2009



I think maybe I can turn my OP into a "Pervert's Paradise"?

Serious Party Gods
Apr 2, 2009



Thank you DA for patronizing my first(?) GBS go of it

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

nicotine is a natural pesticide so clearly the answer is to start smoking even more

Serious Party Gods
Apr 2, 2009



OMFG FURRY posted:

nicotine is a natural pesticide so clearly the answer is to start smoking even more

I smoke like a fuckin' banshee

Serious Party Gods
Apr 2, 2009



[162] People have looked at this, and [I'm in good company apparently]? Someone please take me down a notch, I appreciate funny responses, but I'm posting for the degradation.

Serious Party Gods fucked around with this message at 06:29 on Jul 9, 2020

Strumpie
Dec 8, 2012


i didn't read the thread or the op, but i saw the word spider and one time i was walking between some prickly pears and realised they were full of spiders and i'm scared of spiders.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

pro hobo

Silent Majority
THE DON







you stomp them with your feet, op



Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

Zippy the Bummer posted:

you stomp them with your feet, op

That's mean I'm sure they are very nice spiders.

Strumpie
Dec 8, 2012


the only good spider is a dead spider.
this axiom is also true of the op.

The Breakfast Sampler
Jan 1, 2006




Strumpie posted:

the only good spider is a dead spider.
this axiom is also true of the op.

hey bud, my house is absolutely laden with spiders.

and no one wants to come over.

there is no relationship between the two.

UltraRed
Apr 9, 2005



Fun Shoe

i want to pet the dog in your avatar.

otherwise, no comment

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015




Grimey Drawer

Why do you have so many bugs in your garage? Do you live next to an open grave? Is it next to an actual dump? If you do, that's understandable, you are obviously some sort of hunchbacked cretin enslaved by a warlord who doesn't give a poo poo about things that aren't pet lions or solid gold Ferrari's.

dangerburrd
Feb 20, 2013


Bugs are a really easy fear because they have a storied culinary tradition and you can eat them to learn they arenít so bad.

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc

Restless leg syndrome.

Develop that and you'll inspire fear in all creepy crawlies.

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017


Muldoon

Get a big tray full of water with a smaller tray inside it thats empty

put your feet in the smaller empty tray


It will crate a moat for protection of your feet

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017


Muldoon

burn incence and mosquito coils for other bugs

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017


Muldoon

When youre not home and have a few hours out of that area drop a bug bomb, they usually come in 2 pack cans, set them off, go out of that area for like 8 hours or whatever it says on the can

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017


Muldoon

Maybe save the bugs you dont want to die before hand and put them outside

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler

Pillbug

A large oscillating fan facing away from you should blow away most mosquitoes. And if you make peace with the spiders, they'll eat a lot of the other insects.

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017


Muldoon

gleebster posted:

A large oscillating fan facing away from you should blow away most mosquitoes. And if you make peace with the spiders, they'll eat a lot of the other insects.


This is true, good bugs

Ive been in places with massive geckos, and you put them near a nice light that attracts bugs, they are in heaven.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004



sup OP

you should quit smoking or at least get a vape, i love you

but here's your solution for foot bugs: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diatomaceous_earth

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004


Wear shoes in your house like a real American.

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004


Or get a fan to blow the bugs away.

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!


Grimey Drawer

I have a spider farm in my garage, my favorite part is the bug graveyard across all surfaces as the spiders will drop the exsanguined bug carcasses from the ceiling as they clean their webs. Web-housekeeping is very important for healthy spiders.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

Fill your mouth with chewing tobacco so you get your nicotine fix, then superglue your nose shut and wrap your head in a garbage bag and take a good long nap in your garage op!!!!
jajajajaj

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010







Salad Prong

Big Beef City posted:

Fill your mouth with chewing tobacco so you get your nicotine fix, then superglue your nose shut and wrap your head in a garbage bag and take a good long nap in your garage op!!!!
jajajajaj

in my opinion this is not a good idea. sorrry to say.

bagual
Oct 29, 2010

inconspicuous


eat the bugs eaT tHe BuGs EAT THE GODDAMN BUGS OP

Mega64
May 23, 2008

~ it's our ~

~ final fantasy ~


(just don't ask them about "the after years")



Grimey Drawer

Chop off your feet OP, they're overrated anyway and they just get sweaty.

GokuGoesSSJ3
Apr 15, 2017



gleebster posted:

A large oscillating fan facing away from you should blow away most mosquitoes. And if you make peace with the spiders, they'll eat a lot of the other insects.

The problem with this is it'll attract centipedes, which eat spiders. Ever since I looked up the centipedes I get and learned that it's been an indiscriminate purge. I'm normally cool with spiders since there's no dangerous ones where I live but gently caress centipedes something about them just sets my brain off yelling this thing is unnatural and must die.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004



diatomaceous earth shreds centipedes to bits

i suppose it does have 2 downsides as a pest control device:
1) its powdery and you have to put it everywhere but if you are in your garage who loving cares

and 2) you occasionally have to watch the death knell of a mortally wounded insect as it desperately tries to cling to life amongst the jagged hell you have created for it

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 6, 2010



I stopped killings bugs entirely, I'm always scooping up and escorting them to the grass outside at work.

Safe travels little pals!

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Strumpie
Dec 8, 2012


SilvergunSuperman posted:

I stopped killings bugs entirely, I'm always scooping up and escorting them to the grass outside at work.

Safe travels little pals!

every bug you 'rescue' causes deep psychological trauma from a giant monster (you) abducting them and transporting them to an entirely different world.

maybe you should think before you act.

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