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everyone's so worried about the stuff that comes out there ppoo hole I say we flip the script and put some things back in there. I will go first
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ok I may have been a little on the ambitious side with this pinecone but I'm new to this stuff, throw me a freaking bone here
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:You usename is so geat i boke the key between e and t in a fit of jealous age thank you SCROTO TURBOSPERG, for blazing the trail in excellent usernames. I have also been subconsciously inspired but such masterclass names like big dick butt gently caress and dad gay so what
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Jul 9, 2020 20:18
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can someone post the pic of the guy taking the 50ft long single turd deuce, I have a book report due in 30 mins
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Jul 9, 2020 20:30
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have you considered taking up smoking op. I dont reccomend it but ill be danged if an puff of nicotine didnt help push them rascally brown snakes out your waste hole
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Jul 9, 2020 20:39
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:I'll def be doing 2 out of the 3 of these you must he new to butts. all sorts of cool stuff comes out of there my man, take a peek sometimes you might be surprised
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Jul 9, 2020 21:01
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Sir Not Appearing posted:
*jeep wave but i lose control on a highway and crash into a horse cemetary*
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Jul 9, 2020 21:10
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:*farts and grunts in pain* drat someone help this innocent human being I cant stand by and not ask anyone to do anything anymore
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Jul 9, 2020 21:33
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Code Jockey posted:this please hemmoroids sound so cool like they would be cool experimental steroids developed just for HIM to make you an huge beef master but no it's just three vessels around your sphinct that love gettin all swole up with blood not that there's anything wrong with that am I rite fellas
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Jul 9, 2020 21:53
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RandomFerret posted:Hemorrhoids and asteroids should switch names right? Right? This guy gets it! i feel like we have brushed the dust off some terrible ancient manuscript forgotten long ago and for good reason... I was simply unaware of the many roid words out in the wild. funny how everyone's so worried about cuss words when the roids are hiding in plane site. do not pursue the roid trail people it will only lead to alienation and despair
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Jul 10, 2020 00:27
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sorry if this is old hat by now but I'm wondering if anyone has any experience hooking up a bidet to a poo poo bucket. its an4 gallon bucket if that matters tia godbless
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Jul 10, 2020 00:55
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bird with big dick posted:I told my doc I thought I had cancer due to pissing frequency and not being able to make it through the night without getting up and he's like how many times you get up in the night and I say once and then he says how many times you piss during the day and I'm like 8-10 maybe and he's like congratulations you're entering middle age now shut the gently caress up there's nothing wrong with you and bend over and lets have a look at that dumper. hell yeah big prostate gang. u get poked yet? oh poo poo I cant read. its sad when you keep going back and they don't need to look anymore. im thinking I did something to upset my doc
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Jul 10, 2020 02:09
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I will poo for you if you want. it's a pretty simple process involving salad tongs and a ouija board. have you ever communicated with a bm (bowl movement)? everything has a spirit dude
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Jul 10, 2020 19:40
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any luck with that poo thing shortymr.cat? been thinking about you pal
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Jul 11, 2020 11:03
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everyone who cant poo right today just know I'm out here pooing for you. bless yall
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Jul 12, 2020 02:28
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might have to start a pooing good thread
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Jul 12, 2020 03:00
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real talk I quit eating meat and fast food and took up fiber and I havnt had to wipe my rear end in three weeks
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alright my bidet came in but I'm still making GBS threads in a bucket. not sure how this is gonna work. keep me in your prayers please.
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Jul 14, 2020 01:21
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god encourages me to touch my rear end in a top hat
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didnt poo until after dark, pretty bad omen. worried about tonight gang
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Jul 15, 2020 03:40
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Code Jockey posted:a small bundle of lavender and sage gently inserted up there should counteract this is it an exact amount or can I eyeball it because theres already tree branches banging on the tin roof and next thing you know there will be lightening and skeletons dancing around outside and honestly we just moved in and have not had time to set up the curtains and I'm just not sure my new dog will be able to handle dancing skeletons
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Jul 15, 2020 04:13
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ok the suns coming out and the skeletons look like they are throwing in the towel. thank you for your invaluable knowledge of butt medicine code jockey. you can bet your bottom dollar i will NEVER be pooing after dark again.
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Jul 15, 2020 11:53
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Put the Metamucil in the miller lite i think youre on to something here. would it work with bud light? i wasnt going to drink today but if it helps me poo poo so help me god i will drink every beer within reach
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Jul 16, 2020 01:53
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Laslow posted:More rock hard poop balls and a busted roid. i was just about to ask if youd pood lately. thats a long brown spell but im glad you were able to defecate laslow. im thinking about keeping a journal next to my bucket to start cataloguing my movements, anyone else ever do the same?
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Jul 16, 2020 11:27
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the movie basket case but its just a big poo
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Jul 17, 2020 23:38
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to the goons who cant poo: endoscopes are like $20 on amazon. they are a double edged sword. for one you can check it out in there. this ones a no brainer. who hasnt wondered what the inside of their a**hole looks like? second. you can knock them poo pebbles loose with laser accuracy. if anyone needs one ive only used mine twice.
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Jul 18, 2020 09:54
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Caesar Saladin posted:I'm all about no-wipers. poo poo and stand right up without even a checker. Its all about confidence. I don't even have any toilet paper. I bought a pack of construction paper to facilitate my sit-n-check no wipe assurance program. really any surface you can put your rear end on will do but the bright colors really do it for me
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Jul 18, 2020 13:17
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Pooped like 5 times today. All nearly perfect, barely any wipes needed. Just weird having so many. im thinking theres so such a thing as too many poops a day but im no doodooologist. please refer to my colleague senior poo poo stink MD for all poo related inquiries
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PUSH HARD DOGGO
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Jul 21, 2020 01:32
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now thats second time this has worked for me. i freakin love that dog who make me poo good.
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numberoneposter posted:i just got back from a 5 day hiking trip and i poo poo in the woods everyday at around 7 am this man is ascended
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