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vanisher


The estimated completion time said 10-20 minutes but it took me well over an hour because I want to be considered a subject matter expert for my small group

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vanisher


I want to ask my peers if they need any help but I know that's not only against the rules but depriving them of the joy of completing the online work training



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vanisher


Really digging in with the questions to my co-worker about their harassment complaint because I want to make sure HR is following the online training.



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old friend



huffing and moaning about how hard the training was so noone realises I completed it in under 5 minutes with a perfect score. Don't want to make my coworkers feel bad for their much smaller brains

Manifisto




kept going in for the online daily training which seemed to be pointless

after a while I realized I was being trained to not actually go to training but just say I did


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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.



Manifisto posted:

kept going in for the online daily training which seemed to be pointless

after a while I realized I was being trained to not actually go to training but just say I did

The real training was inside you all along

Evil Bob

I've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.


I need the training for the training. Im not a computer expert

Manifisto




CEO of fortune 500 company walking into a door marked "executive ethics training": it's that time again. it's such a hassle, but ti's important.

*closes door, dives into a scrooge mcduckian pile of money*


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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation

Manifisto posted:

CEO of fortune 500 company walking into a door marked "executive ethics training": it's that time again. it's such a hassle, but ti's important.

*closes door, dives into a scrooge mcduckian pile of money*




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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Why would I need an online training course on how to see goats to be part of the something awful forums? Welp. Better click this link...

old friend



SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Why would I need an online training course on how to see goats to be part of the something awful forums? Welp. Better click this link...

hello

Snow Cone Capone
MANGOSTEEN CHUGGER

the radio shack training videos used the same public-domain music as It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

rip The Shack

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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

I'm doing a three hour info session thing for a job I probably won't get.

I just can't get enough!

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