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old friend



Ironing a crease into my husband's dick as per this restaurant's dress code

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nut


ironing my husbands sick so I can wedge it under the door instead of letting it kinda drag when the door catches the wind hard enough to close it

Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

It's a happy coincidence that spray starch stiffens what you iron with it

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




after ten thousand "my balls are wrinkly, they need to be ironed!" gags, gord awakes to searing pain and a laughing maggie


thank you very much vanisher, x 2, and six for the loveliest handwriting ever
oooh no i left my sig unlocked... sure hope no one steals it!

City of Glompton




spritzing my husband's dick with Downey Wrinkle Reducer because im a busy woman, plus i like the fresh clean scent

vanisher


single guy buys one of those quick dick pressing tables from sharper image



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, PSP, & Death Sext

google THIS


Hanging my dick over the shower door and running the water really hot because the hotel room didn't come with an ironing board

nut


City of Glompton posted:

spritzing my husband's dick with Downey Wrinkle Reducer because im a busy woman, plus i like the fresh clean scent

Luvcow



getting to my board meeting and realizing to late that while my dick has been impeccably ironed my wife forgot to starch my balls

Manifisto




sent my dick to the dry cleaners and realized in a panic that my wife had done the same thing with my auxiliary dick


amazing sigs courtesy of vanisher and luvcow

nut


opting to bronze my dick instead because i like the sheen

oh but seriously I

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)
my job is to keep his belly full and his schlong flat



poo poo, Papps made this. I forgot to say

vanisher


landed the job, in no small part to the small part on my dick



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, PSP, & Death Sext

vanisher


young well meaning but kind of clumsy wife tries to iron the foreskin



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, PSP, & Death Sext

old friend



Not sure if they have these in the USA but I always insist that my man puts his dick in here before we go out on the town

Manifisto




old friend posted:

Not sure if they have these in the USA but I always insist that my man puts his dick in here before we go out on the town


we do have them and a gentle dick toasting is absolutely de rigeur in many circles

vanisher


ever been to a fancy public restroom with dick pressers?



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, PSP, & Death Sext

oh but seriously I

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)
one weird trick to flatten your dick in the microwave. doctors hate me!



poo poo, Papps made this. I forgot to say

Manifisto




vanisher posted:

ever been to a fancy public restroom with dick pressers?



you realize that automation like this has destroyed countless dick pressing jobs, right? it was a career with a certain quiet dignity, and now it's gone.

old friend



Long gone is that traditional family atmosphere: the children gathered around the radio on the mantelpiece listening to War of the Worlds. Husband reading his newspaper, feet up after a long day of work. Loving wife meditatively - contently - ironing his dick by the fireplace

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.



Use a panini press for a distinctive, fun look

oh but seriously I

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)
not to be that wife, but cold-pressed peens are hipster bullshit



poo poo, Papps made this. I forgot to say

Manifisto




old friend posted:

Long gone is that traditional family atmosphere: the children gathered around the radio on the mantelpiece listening to War of the Worlds. Husband reading his newspaper, feet up after a long day of work. Loving wife meditatively - contently - ironing his dick by the fireplace

postmodernism has ruined everything


amazing sigs courtesy of vanisher and luvcow

Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.



vanisher posted:

ever been to a fancy public restroom with dick pressers?



btw, this is not actually for dicks

source: written injunction banning me from ever using Chicago Midway airport again

old friend



Manifisto posted:

postmodernism has ruined everything

Men obsessively ironing their own dicks, women ironing each other's clothes - and that's the belly of the beast

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.



oh but seriously I posted:

not to be that wife, but cold-pressed peens are hipster bullshit

Nowadays it's more about expeller pressed wieners

oh but seriously I

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)
Men letting their wives out with crumpled dicks was the thin edge of the wedge



poo poo, Papps made this. I forgot to say

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns



My father went to work every day in a coat and tie, dick starched stiff as a board, just like his father and grandfather before him. Shame to see how young 'professionals' dress these days-no ties, no jackets and rumpled, wrinkled dicks hanging out for all the world to see. They ought to be ashamed and they will NOT be getting any of my business!!!

1 like = 1 ironed dick!



ty vanisher for this wonderful sig!

very nice i like


Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

My father went to work every day in a coat and tie, dick starched stiff as a board, just like his father and grandfather before him. Shame to see how young 'professionals' dress these days-no ties, no jackets and rumpled, wrinkled dicks hanging out for all the world to see. They ought to be ashamed and they will NOT be getting any of my business!!!

1 like = 1 ironed dick!

prepuce repurposed

felt cute, might delete later



old friend posted:

Long gone is that traditional family atmosphere: the children gathered around the radio on the mantelpiece listening to War of the Worlds. Husband reading his newspaper, feet up after a long day of work. Loving wife meditatively - contently - ironing his dick by the fireplace

lmbo

prepuce repurposed

felt cute, might delete later



Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

My father went to work every day in a coat and tie, dick starched stiff as a board, just like his father and grandfather before him. Shame to see how young 'professionals' dress these days-no ties, no jackets and rumpled, wrinkled dicks hanging out for all the world to see. They ought to be ashamed and they will NOT be getting any of my business!!!

1 like = 1 ironed dick!

lolol

old friend



Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

My father went to work every day in a coat and tie, dick starched stiff as a board, just like his father and grandfather before him. Shame to see how young 'professionals' dress these days-no ties, no jackets and rumpled, wrinkled dicks hanging out for all the world to see. They ought to be ashamed and they will NOT be getting any of my business!!!

1 like = 1 ironed dick!

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

Nobody is really capable of this, but according to the laws of physics, if you slap a dick at 3,725.95 miles per hour it will by instantly ironed.

----------------
"The Bad Boy of Comics"

sata andagi
this is my text


do you like lemon cake

or chocolate cake better

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




roger you've been working late quite a... WAIT. LET ME SEE THAT DICK.

I KNEW IT YOU BASTARD


thank you very much vanisher, x 2, and six for the loveliest handwriting ever
oooh no i left my sig unlocked... sure hope no one steals it!

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)


If you give your dick a strong sharp flick when it's still wet from the wash and hang it up to dry right away, you don't really need to iron it.

prepuce repurposed

felt cute, might delete later



new hubby new chubby

FutonForensic


pleated dick

cda

FutonForensic posted:

pleated dick

Never saw one of these until I went to a French beach for vacation

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.



FutonForensic posted:

pleated dick

If you listen carefully you can detect corduroy dick, but pretty much everyone you would suspect might have a corduroy dick definitely has one

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