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old friend


Ironing a crease into my husband's dick as per this restaurant's dress code

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old friend


Not sure if they have these in the USA but I always insist that my man puts his dick in here before we go out on the town

old friend


Long gone is that traditional family atmosphere: the children gathered around the radio on the mantelpiece listening to War of the Worlds. Husband reading his newspaper, feet up after a long day of work. Loving wife meditatively - contently - ironing his dick by the fireplace

old friend


Manifisto posted:

postmodernism has ruined everything

Men obsessively ironing their own dicks, women ironing each other's clothes - and that's the belly of the beast

old friend


Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

My father went to work every day in a coat and tie, dick starched stiff as a board, just like his father and grandfather before him. Shame to see how young 'professionals' dress these days-no ties, no jackets and rumpled, wrinkled dicks hanging out for all the world to see. They ought to be ashamed and they will NOT be getting any of my business!!!

1 like = 1 ironed dick!

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prepuce repurposed posted:

new hubby new chubby

Twenty Four posted:

With a stern look, an iron in one hand, and a bottle of viagra in the other, we are gonna straighten this mess out one way or another!

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