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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > Ironing my husband's dick
 
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vanisher

 single guy buys one of those quick dick pressing tables from sharper image



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* # ¿ Jul 9, 2020 22:08
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vanisher

 landed the job, in no small part to the small part on my dick



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* # ¿ Jul 9, 2020 23:20
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vanisher

 young well meaning but kind of clumsy wife tries to iron the foreskin



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* # ¿ Jul 9, 2020 23:22
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vanisher

 ever been to a fancy public restroom with dick pressers?



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* # ¿ Jul 9, 2020 23:49
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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > Ironing my husband's dick