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Chewbecca

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Ya i'd like a second H key on the keyboard u can probably just replace the G i don't use it

Chewbecca

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nut posted:

Ya i'd like a second H key on the keyboard u can probably just replace the G i don't use it

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Chewbecca posted:

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is there any way you could make raisins taste better? not individual raisins, just raisins generally, as a food. I think I could post better if I was confident that my next encounter with raisins would be enjoyable.


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Manifisto posted:

is there any way you could make raisins taste better? not individual raisins, just raisins generally, as a food. I think I could post better if I was confident that my next encounter with raisins would be enjoyable.

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prepuce repurposed

felt cute, might delete later



i brought a honey bun for breakfast and a star crunch for lunch but a big street rat snatched em out of my plastic walmart bag when i was waiting at the crosswalk by the parking garage just now

i need 2 speak 2 a supervisor pronto



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Heather Papps


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i would like the option to turn sound effects on


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oooh no i left my sig unlocked... sure hope no one steals it!

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prepuce repurposed posted:

i brought a honey bun for breakfast and a star crunch for lunch but a big street rat snatched em out of my plastic walmart bag when i was waiting at the crosswalk by the parking garage just now

i need 2 speak 2 a supervisor pronto

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i would like the option to turn sound effects on

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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Could you tell me why it smells like updog in here?

it's because of the henweigh


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Hello I came in yesterday on my way to take my boy Nurlin to the foot doctor and I wanted to buy a large Coke because the foot doctor is always running behind and Nurlin gets thirsty in the waiting room and throws temper tantrums and he only drinks Coke and I was treated very rudely by the young woman at the register I think her name was Michelle or something like that.

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