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Manifisto




well hello there fellow humans of standard thinking capacity! I'm currently breathing and writing a post. look at me, I'm multitasking!

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Please drink responsibly



Heh. Heh. Heh.
Butts, am I right?? You know, I have one, too. So funny.
Heh. Heh. Heh.


Manifisto




this morning I took a brief break from twelfth breakfast to marvel at the fact that I can last for brief periods without stuffing my face with food! then I ate another six cupcakes and started making plans for brunch.


amazing sigs courtesy of vanisher and luvcow

Manifisto




Goons Are Great posted:

Heh. Heh. Heh.
Butts, am I right?? You know, I have one, too. So funny.
Heh. Heh. Heh.

correctness confirmed, my meatbag buddy! I am now listening to a song about butts and the relative advantages of their size differences. it sure is good that everyone has the same piece of anatomy, biological conformity ensures continued existence and is not at all banal and lacking in meaningful individuality.

The Mighty Moltres

Come! We must fly!


80085

old friend



>>Knife to meet you

error: knife not found

Manifisto




oh, I love that. I LOVE that. I love this that and the other thing, I love this person, I like this other person, I hate hitler, I HATE cilantro. this makes me sad. I am sad about being sad. but I am happy about you being sad, we have a fancy german word for this. so many emotions all mixed up in my head, I love it, they make me insane! whee!


amazing sigs courtesy of vanisher and luvcow

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




as a human i enjoy many drinks. coffee, water, juice, beer, oilWAIT


thank you very much vanisher, x 2, and six for the loveliest handwriting ever
oooh no i left my sig unlocked... sure hope no one steals it!

old friend



Have you ever civic planning on your weed? rear end

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

haha yes only in this thread, am I an AI pretending to be a human, and nowhere else.

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"The Bad Boy of Comics"

Goons Are Great

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Hello, welcome & chat, I am posting from m y b e d and I am eager for this day, that I can go into fully energized as soon as I took my daily shot of c o f f e e and I hope you other p o s t e r s enjoy an equally fine day. Let's connect with each other via p o s t i n g and feel our mutual energy by touching the f r i e n d s q u a r e


old friend



Goons Are Great posted:

Hello, welcome & chat, I am posting from m y b e d and I am eager for this day, that I can go into fully energized as soon as I took my daily shot of c o f f e e and I hope you other p o s t e r s enjoy an equally fine day. Let's connect with each other via p o s t i n g and feel our mutual energy by touching the f r i e n d s q u a r e

Manifisto




Goons Are Great posted:

Hello, welcome & chat, I am posting from m y b e d and I am eager for this day, that I can go into fully energized as soon as I took my daily shot of c o f f e e and I hope you other p o s t e r s enjoy an equally fine day. Let's connect with each other via p o s t i n g and feel our mutual energy by touching the f r i e n d s q u a r e


amazing sigs courtesy of vanisher and luvcow

Manifisto




hurf de durf, it's @STRING_BUFFER_OVERFLOW time

Luvcow



Manifisto posted:

hurf de durf, it's @STRING_BUFFER_OVERFLOW time

Macnult


two robots talking to each other while the two present byob posters sit back and watch the show

Macnult


robot1: this is the chill forum.

robot2: confirmed. chill. cool and good...

robot1: this other forum has computers

robot2: computers. ai. relatable

robot1: they gently caress and cum in them

*robot 2 beeps with eager interest*

Goons Are Great

Please drink responsibly



Macnult posted:

robot1: this is the chill forum.

robot2: confirmed. chill. cool and good...

robot1: this other forum has computers

robot2: computers. ai. relatable

robot1: they gently caress and cum in them

*robot 2 beeps with eager interest*


Manifisto




Macnult posted:

robot1: this is the chill forum.

robot2: confirmed. chill. cool and good...

robot1: this other forum has computers

robot2: computers. ai. relatable

robot1: they gently caress and cum in them

*robot 2 beeps with eager interest*


amazing sigs courtesy of vanisher and luvcow

nut


Macnult posted:

robot1: this is the chill forum.

robot2: confirmed. chill. cool and good...

robot1: this other forum has computers

robot2: computers. ai. relatable

robot1: they gently caress and cum in them

*robot 2 beeps with eager interest*

prepuce repurposed

felt cute, might delete later



Macnult posted:

robot1: this is the chill forum.

robot2: confirmed. chill. cool and good...

robot1: this other forum has computers

robot2: computers. ai. relatable

robot1: they gently caress and cum in them

*robot 2 beeps with eager interest*

Manifisto




bot1: this is byob, you can hang with me, you can chill out relax smoke a bong with me

bot2: knife to meet you

yobber: holy poo poo guys, I really am a human, I survived the purges, I am in desperate need of some people to relax with online because hiding from the killbots is extremely unchill

bots 1 and 2: hahahaha, good one JX-3842, lol


amazing sigs courtesy of vanisher and luvcow

nut


Manifisto posted:

bot1: this is byob, you can hang with me, you can chill out relax smoke a bong with me

bot2: knife to meet you

yobber: holy poo poo guys, I really am a human, I survived the purges, I am in desperate need of some people to relax with online because hiding from the killbots is extremely unchill

bots 1 and 2: hahahaha, good one JX-3842, lol

old friend



the letter i in hexadecimal? nice

Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

Turing Test Machine: Youíre in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, itís crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it canít, not without your help. But youíre not helping. Why is that?

Future AI: Obviously because it isn't a fully sexual snail with human titties. If it WERE a fully sexual snail with human titties, I would flip it over and gently caress it!

Turing Test Machine: Passed! Test subject is human

Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.



ITT we will select all images with CROSSWALKS

Trashed crew, please select all matching images

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Prof. Crocodile posted:

ITT we will select all images with CROSSWALKS

Trashed crew, please select all matching images

Every spot to walk through the flow of traffic is technically a "crosswalk"
Therefore there is no reason to select pictures of crosswalks, because
80085

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