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You think you can steal my probes from me?? I swear to God I'll probe everyone ITT faster than you, whoever gets the most probes on the first page wins which will definitely be me but if you do win which you certainly don't but if you do I'll give you archives or something

Whoever posts ITT that isn't nut will be probed with a reason you can choose! Help me win this and finally settle the century old question who of us has the faster trigger finger. Which is me.


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nut


drat i can't even probe myself for the points

City of Glompton




3...2...1...GO!

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nut


iamgine PMing me with the exact time ur gonna post ITT beforehand ha ha funny idea just thought of it would be a pretty funny thing ya

Luvcow





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Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

On your mark...

Get set...

PROBE!

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Sig sandwich by Manifisto Luvcow and Barking Gecko, some very fine BYOB people Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

prepuce repurposed

felt cute, might delete later





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sigs by vanisher® and Barking Gecko™ DO NOT STEAL UNDER PENALTY OF A JOLLY GOOD ROGERING

nut


anyone else think it's p dumb that desktops have recycle bins like its clearly garbage

nut


would b a shame if GaG rushed to this thread just to find more posts from me

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Everyone pm nut an extended long message to which he replies with equally long words while posting ITT I'd be very grateful TIA


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hey nut this is a new post quick probe it ohhh it's just me


nut


would b a shame to probe me by accident!

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns



May the best prober win.

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ty vanisher for this wonderful sig!

nut


weird i don't seem to be getting everyone's PMs to conspire and make sure i know exactly when ur ognna post and also the reason

nut


my hands hurt

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hey it's me GaG you should def plan ur next post with nut out of a sense of civic duty and love

Somebody fucked around with this message at 14:39 on Jul 10, 2020


nut


i've aged

nut


ook i have to work for like an hour know i will take all posts for the next hour personally and i'll be sad so sad ask urself could u do that make someone so sad weepy literal tears will flow down my rosy cheeks on2 the earth below just so low i'll feel it'll be a mess

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No it's fine, you have official mod approval to post anyways. Right now, at best. All at once. Do it. DO IT. POST! POST!!!!


nut


Ice Phisherman


I can't sleep without being probed.

Help me sleep. Especially if it's at a really inopportune time like when I'm making snacks or having a jog or something.

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Manifisto




okay fellas, bring it

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amazing sigs courtesy of vanisher and luvcow

Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.



Faster that nut?

Not likely.

Have you seen the way nut's legs move?

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Ok I'm gonna need everyone to stop posting when I'm not refreshing this page alright, I am doing a lot of things right now including very importantly eating cheese and I feel like I am being slowed down because of the cheese


nut


we're getting a thunderstorm and the power here just flickered but no matter who gag is close friends with i will rise above this cheap trik

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Zeus is my pal and he'll get you


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Zeus is my pal and he'll get you



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vanisher


Who will win

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Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, PSP, & Death Sext

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goddamnit Zeus' precision used to be higher


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.



gently caress me up, friends

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ok nut is sending me funny videos to distract me from winning this is getting out of hand no one post until I'm finished laughing


nut


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ok nut is sending me funny videos to distract me from winning this is getting out of hand no one post until I'm finished laughing

alnilam

Postin in the springtime





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ty forums poster nut

nut


sure would b a shame if this first page filled up with posts u couldn't probe on drat cant even imagine it

Evil Bob

I've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.


Someone probe me, i'm awating a probing.

probe me because my funny image didnt appear and i am bad at byob

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Ok even though this is mathematically not really possible anymore assuming we don't change the number of posts per page, I still am going to fight until someone snipes page 2 because what would I be if I wouldn't go down swinging and posting and probing


xcheopis



Please admire this fine fluffy fellow who is cuddly and sweet



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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

You don't have what it TAKES!

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nut


we should prob save u a message slot where u can do your losing speech, GaG

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hello internet friend




bump

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thank you very much vanisher, x 2, and six for the loveliest handwriting ever
oooh no i left my sig unlocked... sure hope no one steals it!

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