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Alan isn't a resource for you alone to hog. This isn't middle-east Alan reserves and you're the US come a'callin to drill some Alan wells and start conflicts to stockpile alan and everyone says "No blood for alan" but really don't care that much because everyone uses Alan so it's sorta pointless to be mad about but WHATEVER it's not like that DERPIES. So just take your Alan fetish and...get on outta here and shoo
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Big Beef City posted:Alan isn't a resource for you alone to hog. This isn't middle-east Alan reserves and you're the US come a'callin to drill some Alan wells and start conflicts to stockpile alan and everyone says "No blood for alan" but really don't care that much because everyone uses Alan so it's sorta pointless to be mad about but WHATEVER it's not like that DERPIES. im sending my villagers to mine alan
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Big Beef City posted:Alan isn't a resource for you alone to hog. This isn't middle-east Alan reserves and you're the US come a'callin to drill some Alan wells and start conflicts to stockpile alan and everyone says "No blood for alan" but really don't care that much because everyone uses Alan so it's sorta pointless to be mad about but WHATEVER it's not like that DERPIES. Alan ??
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I'm gonna take a nap then come back and post ALAN
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Jul 10, 2020 17:25
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Celiacs disease was fabricated by the corn syrup industry to get more people eating less bread
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Derpies posted:Guys this is now a thread for me to post ALAN please respect that 
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Wait, are we summoning Alan 00X? You need to mention something tragic for that to happen.
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I broke my penis
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Jul 10, 2020 17:29
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Sid Vicious posted:I broke my penis This is the kind of stuff I'm talking about.
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My dog left me and my wife broke her leg
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Sid Vicious posted:My dog left me and my wife broke her leg 98 problems
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Jul 10, 2020 17:34
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thats what's so insane he was a male dog
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I'm calling you out, LAP. You're a lazy piece of trash that refuses to poop when your water's out, and then you mash your bare feet into the poops that pile up in your backyard. You also beg for people to buy you things on the internet that cost, like, $10, and you don't even have the courtesy to masturbate for them on cam. I'm calling you out Brozne Fonz - if that's even your REAL name. You're sycophant and an enabler of LAP's self-destructive, ultra-lazy lifestyle. Both of you can GET hosed!
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LabyaMynora posted:I'm calling you out, LAP. You're a lazy piece of trash that refuses to poop when your water's out, and then you mash your bare feet into the poops that pile up in your backyard. You also beg for people to buy you things on the internet that cost, like, $10, and you don't even have the courtesy to masturbate for them on cam. It's finally happening, I'm gonna get hosed!!!
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LabyaMynora posted:I'm calling you out, LAP. You're a lazy piece of trash that refuses to poop when your water's out, and then you mash your bare feet into the poops that pile up in your backyard. You also beg for people to buy you things on the internet that cost, like, $10, and you don't even have the courtesy to masturbate for them on cam. 
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Jul 10, 2020 17:47
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Bronze Fonz posted:It's finally happening, I'm gonna get hosed!!! NOT IN THE GOOD WAY!!! IN THE BAD WAY!!! LIKE WHEN MR. BELVEDERE SAT ON HIS BALLS!!! Shut it, you creep!
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Jul 10, 2020 17:57
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Jul 10, 2020 19:20
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I'm seeing a lot of noise and anger in this thread. A lot of hostility. And a lot of weirdness by Sid. But what I'm not seeing a lot of. Is alan.
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Jul 10, 2020 19:26
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Alan sucks, pass it on. Who's Alan?
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Big Beef City posted:I'm seeing a lot of noise and anger in this thread.
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Jul 10, 2020 19:27
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Lol looks more like a clamborghini op.  Congrats on your freedom though, I bet you can take your internet connected laptop into any room in the house and yard, or even out to middle of the street where you can walk up to ppl and say “I’m connected to the internet” and they will think your cool.
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Jul 10, 2020 19:41
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all the current gbs community members come into the thread with everything they need for a HUGE alan
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BF's rise to superstardom has been nothing short of meteoric, and I for one welcome the scandal that will bring him down.
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:all the current gbs community members come into the thread with everything they need for a HUGE alan lol
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Lol looks more like a clamborghini op. Welp, forget my plans. This is the winner for the "what to do with my an 100' of ethernet cable" contest. Hello Neighbor! Did you know I have the internet? 
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Literally A Person posted:Welp, forget my plans. This is the winner for the "what to do with my an 100' of ethernet cable" contest. that's a good way to get shot Lmao
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Jul 10, 2020 19:52
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Alan!!!
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Jul 10, 2020 20:10
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I'm calling out myself for being a stinky hypocrite!Bronze Fonz posted:My secret nemesis is Literally a Person.
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Jul 10, 2020 20:15
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LOL. Exposed for the posuer I am. Shameful. By and by, this car takes a mother gently caress load of AA's. Gonna report back when I obtain more. 
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Jul 10, 2020 20:17
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this post is cute. goons are cute
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Jul 10, 2020 20:21
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I liked it when BF posted in all of the various fora about the recent unpleasantness
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Jul 10, 2020 20:46
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I don’t know what all about this Alan fella but I would like one (1) Alan please.
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Empty Sandwich posted:I liked it when BF posted in all of the various fora about the recent unpleasantness I can now say I posted in TFR. Once! Literally A Person posted:LOL. Exposed for the posuer I am. Shameful. Ah yeah, should've thrown in some batteries as well I think it's like 3 for the car and 2 for the remote? Don't take this poo poo from the man, go batteryless! Doc Fission posted:this post is cute. goons are cute No you're cute.
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Literally A Person posted:Welp, forget my plans. This is the winner for the "what to do with my an 100' of ethernet cable" contest. Check it out guys I’m using the internet.. outdoors. 
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Jul 10, 2020 22:08
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Take him down and grab his internet!!
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LAP was feeling blue about his posting so he tell Doctor Doctor say 'LAP your posting is balls and belongs in the outhouse take it there where it belong' LAP was so frustrated he tell the Doctor 'How can I take my poop babies to the outhouse?" and the Doctor says 'With a 100ft lan cable' and LAP say "BUT DOCTOR I ALREADY HAVE 100FT LAN CABLE". 'ok' say doctor.
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Jul 10, 2020 22:24
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Calling out Literally a Person to say I like him a whole lot ❤️
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Bronze Fonz posted:Take him down and grab his internet!! No haha, you see I am using the internet.. outdoors.. 
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Statutory Ape posted:you were supposed to carry the cable in person if you wanted a chance at sleeping with LAP While I would love to have intercourse with LAP, I'm currently busy carrying a 200-ft cable to your place.
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