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Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.

LOCK IN THE AUXILIARY POWER THE FIRST TIME HE WAS ASKED

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Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

"When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure



Because you don't rush a Wookie

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

#RXT REVOLUTION~!
2000



future scoopin'...





Grimey Drawer

Why does Chewie, the largest Star War, not simply EAT the other four?

Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.

And why didn't the Imperial bridge officer INTENSIFY FORWARD FIRE POWER THE FIRST TIME HE WAS ASKED. I just thought of that one.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

red bird





Lincoln posted:

And why didn't the Imperial bridge officer INTENSIFY FORWARD FIRE POWER THE FIRST TIME HE WAS ASKED. I just thought of that one.

Because it was already TOO LATE

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004


Shut down the goddamn garbage mashers on the detention level!

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes


Well really it's very simple. You see, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrggghhh gaaaaaarrrgggghhhll aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhh, wwrrrrgggghhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagghh gghhaaaaaaaaagh. Hhhhaaaaargh.

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011





Angepain posted:

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrggghhh gaaaaaarrrgggghhhll aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhh, wwrrrrgggghhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagghh gghhaaaaaaaaagh. Hhhhaaaaargh.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008


Angepain posted:

Well really it's very simple. You see, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrggghhh gaaaaaarrrgggghhhll aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhh, wwrrrrgggghhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagghh gghhaaaaaaaaagh. Hhhhaaaaargh.

That can be arranged!

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Han and Chewie doing BDSM sex: "PUNCH IT, CHEWIE!"

movax
Aug 30, 2008



Sanguinia posted:

Why does Chewie, the largest Star War, not simply EAT the other four?

rrrrrrrrrr rrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrr

movax
Aug 30, 2008



Sanguinia posted:

Why does Chewie, the largest Star War, not simply EAT the other four?

rrrrrrrrrr rrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrr

Crowetron
Apr 29, 2009




Sometimes Chewie gets distracted thinking about his estranged son Lumpy, okay?

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

Well, there goes our grant money.



Why didn't Chewie, indeed op.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

Oh, Chewbacca.








what a wookie.

2house2fly
Nov 14, 2012

You did a super job wrapping things up! And I'm not just saying that because I have to!

Real wookiee mistake.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

"When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure



Animal-Mother posted:

Han and Chewie doing anal fisting sex: "PUNCH IT, CHEWIE!"

Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

Chewie doesn't actually understand English and none of the other characters understand wookie.

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

I have no country to fight for; my country is the earth; I am a citizen of the world.




Weka posted:

Chewie doesn't actually understand English and none of the other characters understand wookie.

I want the Chewie cut where the plot is completely and utterly disconnected.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008


If you imagine Chewie as Hanís Hobbes right down to the dialogue being all pretend the films get really because now it is just a live action Calvin and Hobbes film.

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes!
Nov 6, 2002

TB Times


Tulip posted:

I want the Chewie cut where the plot is completely and utterly disconnected.

It's called the Christmas Special.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

"When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure







Sally
Jan 9, 2007

Han Solo, ha! If I'm around, you don't need that guy.




the bobba fit part was best about xmas special

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

Well, there goes our grant money.



Dash Rendar posted:

the bobba fit part was best about xmas special

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008


Why didn't chewie take Han to the mo'fuggin doctor

Sally
Jan 9, 2007

Han Solo, ha! If I'm around, you don't need that guy.




chewie didnt know how to help his friend... only enable him...

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

red bird





Dash Rendar posted:

the bobba fit part was best about xmas special

Is that like a new exercise routine?

Sally
Jan 9, 2007

Han Solo, ha! If I'm around, you don't need that guy.




bobby fett's world, featuring the voice talents of howie mandel

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

"When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure



reignofevil posted:

Why didn't chewie take Han to the mo'fuggin doctor

Chewie is a Christian Scientist

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

I have no country to fight for; my country is the earth; I am a citizen of the world.




Bogus Adventure posted:

Chewie is a Christian Scientist

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Fun Shoe

Chewie should have gotten his pet Han neutered, he'd have lived longer.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

"When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure




Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel


These are good avs.

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011



Animal-Mother posted:

Han and Chewie doing BDSM sex: "PUNCH IT, CHEWIE!"

What an incredible smell you discovered

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

"When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure



Feldegast42 posted:

What an incredible smell you discovered

RAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWRRRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWWWWWGGH

Translation: And I thought humans smelled bad on the outside

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008


do u think that chewie gets embarrassed when he poos out massive logs in front of han??? sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha. and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of chewie pooping a log while he looks nervous or embarrassed i just want to see it for a few laughs haha. another thing i am wondering is what do you think the poop smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell it

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

"When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure



dialhforhero posted:

do u think that chewie gets embarrassed when he poos out massive logs in front of han??? sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha. and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of chewie pooping a log while he looks nervous or embarrassed i just want to see it for a few laughs haha. another thing i am wondering is what do you think the poop smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell it

Guess that's why Chewie wields a bow(el)caster

Les Os
Mar 28, 2010


are there toilets in star wars

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004


R2D2 is a toilet.

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Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

"When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure



Schweinhund posted:

R2D2 is a toilet.

Asstromech droid was right there

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