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Slumpy



July 8th, 2009:

Subway promotes Wagyu beef to be served at participating Subway locations to draw in crowds. However, it was later found there was only one participating location in a not exactly known location in the Yellowstone national forest, protected by several armed guards.

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cda

September 11th 2001


sig by vanisher

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




cda posted:

September 11th 2001

drat boys this is gonna be our biggest live album ever! and the cover art is so loving cool


thank you very much vanisher, x 2, and six for the loveliest handwriting ever
oooh no i left my sig unlocked... sure hope no one steals it!

Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.



Michael Jordan's birthday

*crossposting from 'Great Moments in Jerk History" thread*

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Papa John does a Livestream tour of the mansion pizza built moving only by the grease he constantly excretes.

nut


cda posted:

September 11th 2001

honestly threw me off from buying two really tall buildings

old friend



Relentless coca cola product placement throughout this feature-length porno of a mountaineer jacking off a yeti

oliwan


Goons Are Great

Please drink responsibly




Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.




Luvcow



old friend posted:

Relentless coca cola product placement throughout this feature-length porno of a mountaineer jacking off a yeti

nut


when the bananas in pajamas started coming down the stairs armed with remingtons

Macnult


behavioral analytics that examine how long you’re willing to tolerate an ad before skipping. did you say the “gently caress” word when the ad appeared? did it make you angry? does m’lord not wanna come play?

FutonForensic


i'm matthew pepsi and i'm here to announce crystal pepsi, the only soft drink made with ★microscopic gems★

Manifisto




burger king legal department approves selling something called an "impossible burger" on the grounds that when a customer orders one, the cashier can just sort of shrug


amazing sigs courtesy of vanisher and luvcow

nut


really big tech deck

Snow Cone Capone
MANGOSTEEN CHUGGER

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World's best apology

Slumpy



Constantly losing to those ads that dare me not to cum, they're honestly very difficult not to cum to


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Prof. Crocodile

This picture, found by typing "random image" into Google, is a more accurate representation of who I am than anything I would have consciously chosen.



Slumpy posted:

Constantly losing to those ads that dare me not to cum, they're honestly very difficult not to cum to

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