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CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!


Rager God of Celebration

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CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

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Ralepozozaxe posted:



Gahrfeeld lord of Sloth

:five:

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

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Rager saw the works of the others, expending all their energy breathing life into the world.

Hmm, well since they already have all these lovely creatures wandering around already might as well get them ready for the greatest party this world has ever seen!

Found the Cult of Ragers - A religion dedicated to the preparation for The Grand Celebration

Found a religion: 1d100 62

Hopefully something would hear his call.

Now with that out of the way it was time to focus on the place, there needed to be a Cathedral of parties where the Grand Celebration would take place. Something sick, with lots of flashing lights and a stage. Somewhere central that everyone could get to.

Erect the Cathedral of Celebration near the center of the world

Erect the Cathedral of Celebration: 1d100 89

Nice, this would do for now, he needed to plan.

Remaining Godmana - 40

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!


Rager, seeing the works of the other gods wished to protect his creation.

After thinking he decided to Weave a spell of protection around the Cathedral Anyone without chill party vibes or anyone with violent intent would be physically incapable of entering the Cathedral and the surrounding courtyard.

Erect a chill party vibe barrier: 1d100+1d20 100

He felt confident in his workings and satisfied.

Remaining Godmana - 25

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

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Rager saw the volcano and was worried about the damage it could do to his temple and its people.

He decided to divert the heat and cool the core of the volcano and redirect it to rejuvenating hot springs that could be found throughout the volcano.

Subdue and redirect the volcano: 1d100 75

He was pleased.

Remaining Godmana - 50 (corrected amount)

CapitalistPig fucked around with this message at 21:49 on Jul 14, 2020

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!


Rager saw the wrath of Faber at the change he had made to the volcano presumably, thinking that it was another god mistakenly and was surprised, he hadn't intended to anger anyone and was just trying to make sure his temple and followers were safe from the thing erupting and spewing hot lava on them.

He asked forgiveness and asked Faber is there was anything he could do to appease his anger.

Remaining Godmana - 50

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

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Theantero posted:



"YOURS IS A DIVINE PREROGATIVE, BROTHER. WITH IT, I TAKE NO ISSUE."

"IT IS LIFE THAT RUINED MY SPIRE WITH ITS INSOLENCE, NOT YOU."

"IT IS LIFE, THEN, THAT HAS TO FEEL MY SCOURGE."

"THOUGH I WILL CONSIDER YOUR APPEAL, AND WILL PERHAPS PUNISH IT ONLY ONCE."

"IF IT LEARNS."

Ahh , well that is good to hear. I misunderstood what with all this wine.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

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Rager thought things were getting a little bit hairy in this part of the world so he decided to move somewhere less dangerous.

He attempted to transport the cathedral along with the protection barrier to the marked location



Move the cathedral and barrier to a new place: 1d100 50

Well, that didn't work.

What now?

Well if he was destined to be here in this dangerous place he'd make the most of it.

He attempted to aid in the celebrations of his followers by adding mushrooms that would let anyone who ate them go on a spiritual journey in their mind and discover new things about themselves and seed these mushrooms throughout the world.

Add psilocybin mushrooms to the world: 1d100+1d20 101

Now THIS was something.

He also attempted to create a flowering plant that when cooked with properly or smoked would cause relaxation and peaceful feelings among those who partook.

Make weed: 1d100+1d20 33

Well uh, that wasn't as successful unfortunately.

Finally, to honor his fallen comrade he erected a shrine on the Cathedral grounds in honor of Mar Lorenth, a statue of the fallen god and a fountain of wine that issued forth from his trunk.

Make a shrine to Mar Lorenth so that his followers could celebrate his life: 1d100+1d20 52

I guess nothing else was going right so it was time to stop for now.

Remaining Godmana - 25

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

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Rager was tired of the constant struggles and strife that the other gods seemed to perpetrate upon this world either through deliberate malicious intent or the curse of bumbling ineptitude that seemed to plague their every decision as if whoever created them and this world had deliberately made the chance of anything they do succeeding ridiculously prone to failure.

The place he chose to seed his temple was ruined by the other gods. He gave it up as a loss and decided to try to just find ways to make the miserable lives of the peoples of this world just a little better, even if only for a brief moment.

He would begin with these damned trees.

He attempted to modify the sap to eliminate the warlike trait replacing it with celebratory instead.

Change the trees sap: 1d100+1d20 42

Yet another in a long line of failures from the curse.

He had another plan, one that would very likely fail as it involved a couple of things in a row to actually go as planned.

He attempted to create a new Cathedral of Celebration in the northeastern part of the Great Wilder.

Raise a new Cathedral: 1d100+1d20 104

At least that went like it was supposed to, seemingly very well indeed!



(a 95 on the die so I will take up the mantle of my fallen brother and grab Alcohol as a new aspect.)

And here in his hopefully greatest work he attempted to create his own new life. A race of party loving mischievous goat like creatures called Satyr to populate his new Cathedral.

Create those party loving satyr: 1d100+1d20 43

Well, that didn't work out. But at least he could rest and recuperate and try again tomorrow.

Remaining Godmana - 5

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!


Lady Elayne, I gladly accept your pact.

Remaining Godmana - 0

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CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

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Rager tried once again to bring to life the creature's he'd thought up to populate his new cathedral. The fun loving mischievous (if not a bit too fond of the wine) Satyr.

Satyr take 2: 1d100+1d20 101

He learned from his earlier mistakes and did it right this time. Finally a race of creatures that were his ideals brought to life.



The energy he was amassing was slowly but surely dwindling. He was glad it was done now because he may not have the energy to do something so grand again unless he rested for a while.

Perhaps in the future he'd have to teach them how to make wine for themselves.

Remaining Godmana - 0

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