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Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008


Dear Richard,

I am an adult baby and I have made a stinky poopy in my diapey. It is warm and gross but I love how it squishes between my butt cheeks and between my legs. I would like for you to come change my diapey. Please come take my adult diapey off and wipe my rear end and clean it and throw my stinky poops away.

When you arrive to change my nasty diapey, please remember to call me a bad baby and spank me a little bit. Raise your voice a little and tell me I'm a gross child and that I should act my age and stop pooping like a baby. Get into a real huff as you change me and tell me I'll never be a man. Then drop your jeans (important-- JEANS) and show me your succulent bare rear end. Then put it right up into my face and give me a dry whiny fart. Make me breathe it in and when I cough you should laugh and say that huffing fart air will put hair on my baby chest. Then bend over the changey bed and let me drool down into your butt crack, my pearls of saliva dripping down and covering every grey and black pube in your butt. Keep farting for me while I do this.

Forever your bad baby,

WM

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Riotgrrill
Sep 3, 2004



ground floor

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


i expected goatse but this is worse

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers


Top Cop

Can I do this?....

Wizard Master

EVERY TIME GOING
Mar 17, 2006





Internetjack posted:

Can I do this?....

Wizard Master

god it's like watching young Michael Jordan

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 14 days!


Posting in an epic bread, voted 5

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!



Hoo boy.

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020
warning: i get triggered by extremely stupid shit

I'm glad I clicked this thread and got to see the idea of poo poo, which is funny to me

Mrs. Sexual
Feb 3, 2020


In

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 14 days!



gently caress off burt

MackAddie
Jul 10, 2001

Sheeee!!!!

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong


Dell_Zincht posted:

gently caress off burt

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Yams Fan

I feel like I've read this before

Piss Meridian
Mar 25, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 18 hours!


Wizard Master posted:

Dear Richard,

I am an adult baby and I have made a stinky poopy in my diapey. It is warm and gross but I love how it squishes between my butt cheeks and between my legs. I would like for you to come change my diapey. Please come take my adult diapey off and wipe my rear end and clean it and throw my stinky poops away.

When you arrive to change my nasty diapey, please remember to call me a bad baby and spank me a little bit. Raise your voice a little and tell me I'm a gross child and that I should act my age and stop pooping like a baby. Get into a real huff as you change me and tell me I'll never be a man. Then drop your jeans (important-- JEANS) and show me your succulent bare rear end. Then put it right up into my face and give me a dry whiny fart. Make me breathe it in and when I cough you should laugh and say that huffing fart air will put hair on my baby chest. Then bend over the changey bed and let me drool down into your butt crack, my pearls of saliva dripping down and covering every grey and black pube in your butt. Keep farting for me while I do this.

Forever your bad baby,

WM

same

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

In a world gone mad,
we will not spank the monkey,
but the monkey will spank us.

WIZARD MASTER

redm
Feb 20, 2016




Sugartime Jones

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




I prefer your earlier gimmicks WM.

Muscle Wizard
Jul 28, 2011



meh

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup





3/5 no pacifiers or bottles involved

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind


WM more than a week late on the kyanka sucks train

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017




wizard master

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 hours!


Muldoon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHKkeXaJdxs

LabyaMynora
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost


Grimey Drawer

I read it all even though my brain kept telling me to stop.

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004


Biscuit Hider

Dell_Zincht posted:

gently caress off burt

Burt how much did your wife like you sharing someone else’s nudes?

Slippery
May 16, 2004



Muscles Boxcar

I find this humorous

Meredith Baxter-Burnout
Jul 4, 2003

It's okay to watch child porn if you don't touch your dick, just raises awareness man.



This is kinda weird, I guess.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Doctor Rope

voted 2, also

Riotgrrill posted:

ground floor

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ramrod XTreme

Too many wizards, not enough wizard masters imo

Machai
Feb 21, 2013



Dear Low tax,

Suck my dick you gently caress man

Sincerely,
Machai

slow_twitch
Sep 21, 2005



not reading the OP

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



Machai posted:

Dear Low tax,

Suck my dick you gently caress man

Sincerely,
Machai

lol do you still have that sig with me in it

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!


Has anybody seen Vitalis Jackson recently?

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



EorayMel posted:

Has anybody seen Vitalis Jackson recently?

He posted his dog in the blessed images thread this week

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006


Statistically you'd think that I'd sometimes fluke into typing a decent post. Nah. Only the most tedious, shitty posts, all day every day baby!

Don't bother engaging me, I don't ever get the hints to fuck off.




Shmorky is back, Bart, in Wizard Master form!

Synthetic Dreams
Jul 19, 2005



What have you done? You madman. You absolute terror.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.



wizard master

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight


This thread will not cure a hangover it turns out

Lord Stimperor
Jun 13, 2018

I'm a lovable meme.



good

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

Internetjack posted:

Can I do this?....

Wizard Master

Why is saying Wizard Master a thing? I'm way behind on my forums lore

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Eat My Ghastly Ass
Jul 23, 2007

Fisherman's Wife 2: The Retentacling

Riotgrrill posted:

ground floor

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