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Serious Party Gods
Apr 2, 2009



What if there was a place where you could order two separate sizes of the same shoe to make a pair that actually fit your wonky feet? I struggle with this, because I have CP and require an 11 on my left foot, and a 10 on my right foot. The only manufacturer that I can locate that sells unmatched pairs like this is "Footjoy", a golf shoe company. I can't even consider flip-flops. How would you go about setting this up?

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Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax


Murder.

Serious Party Gods
Apr 2, 2009



Steal my INCREDIBLE idea - or help me figure it out. I'm calling on you motherfuckers.

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



P2P shoe network app. There’s gotta be another person with a reverse situation that wants shoes. One of you buys a pair of size 11, another the size 10, you mail each other the shoe and bam

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005



Soiled Meat

How about instead you sell 3D printed foot extenders so your feet are the same goddamn size?

astral
Apr 26, 2004



A really big warehouse to hold all the mismatched shoes left over until you hit it big enough for the size stock to even out.

Serious Party Gods
Apr 2, 2009



Take the plunge! Okay! posted:

P2P shoe network app. There’s gotta be another person with a reverse situation that wants shoes. One of you buys a pair of size 11, another the size 10, you mail each other the shoe and bam

That's a cool idea. Do it without having to get a bunch of inventory - thank u brah

Serious Party Gods
Apr 2, 2009



astral posted:

A really big warehouse to hold all the mismatched shoes left over until you hit it big enough for the size stock to even out.

Right. It seems doomed unless you could figure out something genius-like

Serious Party Gods
Apr 2, 2009



Giraffe posted:

How about instead you sell 3D printed foot extenders so your feet are the same goddamn size?

I'm super into this. Do you have a 3d foot printer? No? Eat my used extenders preemptively.

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 21 days!


Why don't you just cripple your left foot so it fits into a 10

Serious Party Gods
Apr 2, 2009



Giraffe posted:

How about instead you sell 3D printed foot extenders so your feet are the same goddamn size?

loving "Johnny Nicefoot" over here

Serious Party Gods
Apr 2, 2009



Dell_Zincht posted:

Why don't you just cripple your left foot so it fits into a 10

I am a man=low pain threshold

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004


Schweinhund fucked around with this message at 07:04 on Jul 11, 2020

Serious Party Gods
Apr 2, 2009



Schweinhund posted:

Here's an idea. Measure a baby's feet when they are born. If they are different sizes, euthanize it.

That seems extreme even for a person who's chosen name happens to be "Schweinhund"

ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS

What if you just start a foot matching website so you can find someone with an 11 on their right, and a 10 on their left

ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS

You can call it "Solemates"

Serious Party Gods
Apr 2, 2009



Schweinhund posted:

Here's an idea. Measure a baby's feet when they are born. If they are different sizes, euthanize it.

Also! Enjoy your new av and quote.

Serious Party Gods
Apr 2, 2009



ante posted:

You can call it "Solemates"

Yes child, I truly do appreciate it.

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005




get this... weed.














but its legal.

Serious Party Gods
Apr 2, 2009




I'm listening...

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005




Serious Party Gods posted:

I'm listening...

oh poo poo someone's finally listening uhh I wasn't ready for this part. I have a 2 briefcases

Serious Party Gods
Apr 2, 2009



BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

oh poo poo someone's finally listening uhh I wasn't ready for this part. I have a 2 briefcases

Fill them with mis-matched shoes and I'll make you VP

SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007



Schweinhund posted:

Here's an idea. Measure a baby's feet when they are born. If they are different sizes, euthanize it.

A german username suggesting this just ties the whole thing up in a nice bow

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.

Buglord

A microphone to talk all your shower thoughts into so you never forget them except it's the CIA listening to everything you say and they are feeding it to the globalists then you see your shower thoughts show up as the next big hit on NBC

e: lol your phone already watches you jack it in the shower

SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007



Hit your smaller foot repeatedly with a hammer until it grows to the size of your bigger hoof.

Serious Party Gods
Apr 2, 2009



SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:

A german username suggesting this just ties the whole thing up in a nice bow

It's like... you've got to be like 14, or possibly 88. Either way..

SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007



its all nice on rice posted:

A microphone to talk all your shower thoughts into so you never forget them except it's the CIA listening to everything you say and they are feeding it to the globalists then you see your shower thoughts show up as the next big hit on NBC

e: lol your phone already watches you jack it in the shower

They did this to me and stole my idea for seinfeld. I would have called it Jimenez and it was going to be about a baker

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.

Buglord

Cut off your feet so you can roll around in a kickin rad wheel chair. You no longer have to worry about shoes not fitting!!

Serious Party Gods
Apr 2, 2009



its all nice on rice posted:

A microphone to talk all your shower thoughts into so you never forget them except it's the CIA listening to everything you say and they are feeding it to the globalists then you see your shower thoughts show up as the next big hit on NBC

e: lol your phone already watches you jack it in the shower

It's OK I like a captive audience. Think of all the feds getting shameful boners watching me jack off *stares off into space*

Serious Party Gods
Apr 2, 2009



its all nice on rice posted:

Cut off your feet so you can roll around in a kickin rad wheel chair. You no longer have to worry about shoes not fitting!!

Dog there are (weirdly) people who do this. I'm "not quite there".

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.

Buglord

Serious Party Gods posted:

It's OK I like a captive audience. Think of all the feds getting shameful boners watching me jack off *stares off into space*

Now the entire world knows you watch MILF stepmom stepsister cuck porn.

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005



Soiled Meat

its all nice on rice posted:

Cut off your feet so you can roll around in a kickin rad wheel chair. You no longer have to worry about shoes not fitting!!

This seems extreme. Surely you can just trim down your toes with a deli slicer or something so they fit in a drat size 10?

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017


Muldoon

Just wear two of the larger sized shoe instead of two of the smaller size shoe.

The difference between an 11 and a 10 isn't that much.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.

Buglord

Giraffe posted:

This seems extreme. Surely you can just trim down your toes with a deli slicer or something so they fit in a drat size 10?

I got one order for long pork on rye!

Serious Party Gods
Apr 2, 2009



Giraffe posted:

This seems extreme. Surely you can just trim down your toes with a deli slicer or something so they fit in a drat size 10?

This is a weirdly good comment. When I was like 5 years old, I had to go in for the first surgery to lengthen my Achilles tendon. On the way to the hospital I overheard my mom talking to my dad about the fact I'd need to wear an expensive brace with a fixed shoe for a while. She was concerned about the fact that I was growing so quickly (and how soon I'd grow out of the expensive brace + shoe). She was telling my pop that the doctor recommended "well, if it comes to it, we can cut off the toe" - I asked sheepishly if they were going to cut off my toes.

Serious Party Gods
Apr 2, 2009



Jeffrey Dahmer posted:

Just wear two of the larger sized shoe instead of two of the smaller size shoe.

The difference between an 11 and a 10 isn't that much.

I know homie - that's what I do now, but I need better fitting shoes.

Serious Party Gods
Apr 2, 2009



its all nice on rice posted:

Now the entire world knows you watch MILF stepmom stepsister cuck porn.

I like what I like.

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

SEXY... defines my posts and my ride


can we put meat in the shoes?

astral
Apr 26, 2004



Start the business small, OP. Buy the two different-sized pairs yourself and sell the leftover singles on ebay or something.

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Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017


Muldoon

Fake toes

Jeffrey Dahmer fucked around with this message at 07:19 on Jul 11, 2020

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