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A microphone to talk all your shower thoughts into so you never forget them except it's the CIA listening to everything you say and they are feeding it to the globalists then you see your shower thoughts show up as the next big hit on NBC e: lol your phone already watches you jack it in the shower
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Cut off your feet so you can roll around in a kickin rad wheel chair. You no longer have to worry about shoes not fitting!!
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Jul 11, 2020 07:47
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Serious Party Gods posted:It's OK I like a captive audience. Think of all the feds getting shameful boners watching me jack off *stares off into space* Now the entire world knows you watch MILF stepmom stepsister cuck porn.
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Jul 11, 2020 07:50
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Giraffe posted:This seems extreme. Surely you can just trim down your toes with a deli slicer or something so they fit in a drat size 10? I got one order for long pork on rye!
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Jul 11, 2020 08:02
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