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AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
ALSO POST WHAT YOU ARE DRINKING!!



drinking a nice 6.9% tall boy goat lager, my brew of choice!!! :q:

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old friend
Dec 29, 2019


pity reply

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ
Hmmm ain't done the whole sitting around by myself getting drunk thing in a while op maybe today's the day

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

feelix posted:

Hmmm ain't done the whole sitting around by myself getting drunk thing in a while op maybe today's the day

do it you pussy!!

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


A god drat double double broheim!

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

Sid Vicious posted:

A god drat double double broheim!



im the sick-rear end tat on the wrist!!!

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




It's cheap coffee, op.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Sid Vicious posted:

A god drat double double broheim!



timys stinks but it's crazy how ubiquitous it is

anyway I had a glass of diet lemon iced tea snapple just now. 6/10.

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
oh my god its saturday you loving sxe fucks get some booze in your systems already, i dont care that im gmt+2 just do it

booze = cool and or good!!

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Big Beef City posted:

timys stinks but it's crazy how ubiquitous it is

anyway I had a glass of diet lemon iced tea snapple just now. 6/10.

hey eat my timbit BBC! Eh!

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

Sid Vicious posted:

hey eat my timbit BBC! Eh!

oh ya bud wanna take it outside ya hoser, eh?

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
local brew, draught works brewery "that's what she said" cream ale

it's a pretty decent brew, not really spectacular but good enough

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

dee eight posted:

local brew, draught works brewery "that's what she said" cream ale

it's a pretty decent brew, not really spectacular but good enough

post a pic of it!!!!!!!!

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost


what's that on your screen, op

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

AEMINAL posted:

post a pic of it!!!!!!!!

no

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm not drinking but post what you are so I can tell you why it sucks or doesn't suck. Probably it does suck really bad and you're a poo poo head for liking it but maybe not and you're lucky.

e: ok that devil dick box wine is baller as gently caress. That gets a thumbs up. I bet it has that almost gritty weird red to it that reds shouldn't have but end up having that no one wants to admit to when the wine isn't good but it's supposed to be and you're like 'gently caress that's... ...tannic' but it's not tannic it tastes like those throat ball things you cough up sometimes sorta? Anyway the box is hella cool.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Big Beef City posted:

I'm not drinking but post what you are so I can tell you why it sucks or doesn't suck. Probably it does suck really bad and you're a poo poo head for liking it but maybe not and you're lucky.

your a shithead

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

LordArgh posted:



what's that on your screen, op

nice,

pro-tip: for those bag in box suckers you can blow air into the nozzle when its almost out to get the last bit out easy, without having to resort to clawing into it with your fingernails like an alcohol starved beast!!! try it tonight, finish that fucker !!!!!!

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

Big Beef City posted:

I'm not drinking but post what you are so I can tell you why it sucks or doesn't suck. Probably it does suck really bad and you're a poo poo head for liking it but maybe not and you're lucky.

e: ok that devil dick box wine is baller as gently caress. That gets a thumbs up. I bet it has that almost gritty weird red to it that reds shouldn't have but end up having that no one wants to admit to when the wine isn't good but it's supposed to be and you're like 'gently caress that's... ...tannic' but it's not tannic it tastes like those throat ball things you cough up sometimes sorta? Anyway the box is hella cool.

you're hella not cool!!! haha ownbed

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

AEMINAL posted:

nice,

pro-tip: for those bag in box suckers you can blow air into the nozzle when its almost out to get the last bit out easy, without having to resort to clawing into it with your fingernails like an alcohol starved beast!!! try it tonight, finish that fucker !!!!!!

Take the bag out of the box and cut the corner off of it.
With a scissors.

Rather than giving a boxed wine a blow job.

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
i usually use a knife to pry the cardboard apart to get at the baggy innards which i then squeeze to get the last drops of precious alcohol out

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

Big Beef City posted:

Take the bag out of the box and cut the corner off of it.
With a scissors.

Rather than giving a boxed wine a blow job.

giving the box of wine a blow job is sexier though you dummy

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I mean or you can just... tip the box upside down and push the button and it'll go "pshsshs" a little as air goes in and then you can pour out the rest.





...and you don't have to be a boxed wine cumslut

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

Big Beef City posted:

I mean or you can just... tip the box upside down and push the button and it'll go "pshsshs" a little as air goes in and then you can pour out the rest.





...and you don't have to be a boxed wine cumslut

you know you're posting in GBS, right????

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
im drinking a natty lite

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Sparkling wine BIATCH-A. :munch:

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
tequila iced coffee

Kalit
Nov 6, 2006

The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.


Sociable Cider Werks Freewheeler (dry cider from Minneapolis)!

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Making another batch of coffee right now OP aw yeah!

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

Bronze Fonz posted:

Making another batch of coffee right now OP aw yeah!

Radical!

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
im sipping on a nice cold Beck's while putting the finishing touches on a chicken stew i've been slow cooking all day

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Boddingtons

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
I'm currently trying not to undrink after last night but if I fail I guess I could post a pic

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Eldercain posted:

I'm currently trying not to undrink after last night but if I fail I guess I could post a pic

my fave euphemisms:

the technicolor yawn

round trip meal ticket

call for ralph on the porcelain phone

skyelevator
Apr 12, 2020

dee eight posted:

my fave euphemisms:

the technicolor yawn

round trip meal ticket

call for ralph on the porcelain phone

I've heard "tactical vom". Future proofing yourself to be able to drink more. A sign of interesting life choices.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i have two beers

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Sid Vicious posted:

i have two beers

know your limits - one for each hand

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
No one for each tin holder on your hat

Indiana
Feb 28, 2003
We named the dog Indiana!

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von Braun
Oct 30, 2009


Broder Daniel Forever
pastis currwntly

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