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The Breakfast Sampler

old friend posted:

It's a toss up between Maynard James Keenan and Danny Kerry

frick, i was gonna say stinkfist but i was beaten to the proverbial punch

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Escape From Noise

Heather Papps :evilbuddy:

# ? Jul 12, 2020 15:36

alnilam

super sweet best pal posted:

Wire stripper

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 12, 2020 20:11

Manifisto

heat shrink butt splice

# ? Jul 12, 2020 20:14

Escape From Noise

Tim

# ? Jul 12, 2020 20:42

Snow Cone Capone

Solid butt connector

# ? Jul 13, 2020 16:10

alnilam

Snow Cone Capone posted:

Solid butt connector

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Jul 13, 2020 17:18

Finger Prince

Unfuckers

# ? Jul 13, 2020 19:44

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

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toilet snake

thanks nesamdoom!!

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# ? Jul 13, 2020 21:51

cda: by Hand Knit

maynard, probably

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# ? Jul 13, 2020 22:32

Jaguars!

Creeper

# ? Jul 13, 2020 22:32

Snow Cone Capone

cda posted:

maynard, probably

I thought somebody already said Sex Assaulter on page 1?

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# ? Jul 13, 2020 22:54

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

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philip's head screwdriver :smug:

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# ? Jul 13, 2020 23:52

oliwan: by Nyc_Tattoo

the ping pong dickman

# ? Jul 14, 2020 00:04

FluffieDuckie

til that bush hog is a brand name, not a tool name, and i'm inconsolable because that was going to be my funny tool answer

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Jul 14, 2020 00:50

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

FluffieDuckie posted:

til that bush hog is a brand name, not a tool name, and i'm inconsolable because that was going to be my funny tool answer

trust me it counts. everybody calls it a bush hog. It's like the Kleenex effect

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# ? Jul 14, 2020 00:55

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

use a bush hog to clear your hog's bush

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Jul 14, 2020 01:38

Prof. Crocodile

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

use a bush hog to clear your hog's bush

I prefer a bush hammer. :colbert:

Also IIRC there is something called a 'shingle fro' but I don't know what it does.

# ? Jul 14, 2020 01:44

Slumpy

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slumpy

# ? Jul 14, 2020 02:09

Slumpy

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slumpy

# ? Jul 14, 2020 02:09

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

# ? Jul 14, 2020 02:13

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

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a monkey wrench because monkeys are hilarious have you ever seen a monkey up close i have

thanks nesamdoom!!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Jul 14, 2020 02:30

nut

prepuce repurposed posted:

# ? Jul 14, 2020 03:15

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

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prepuce repurposed posted:

thanks nesamdoom!!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Jul 14, 2020 04:35

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

it's on. gently caress em up slumpy

# ? Jul 14, 2020 04:37

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

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prepuce repurposed posted:

it's on. gently caress em up slumpy

thanks nesamdoom!!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Jul 14, 2020 04:39

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

BYOB fights are exceedingly rare but also violent and catty as is tradition

# ? Jul 14, 2020 04:48

cda: by Hand Knit

maynard, probably

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# ? Jul 14, 2020 05:23

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Nut driver

EDIT: strut nut

Drink-Mix Man fucked around with this message at 00:06 on Jul 15, 2020

# ? Jul 15, 2020 00:01

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Jiggler hose

# ? Jul 15, 2020 00:19

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Jiggler hose

Lol

# ? Jul 15, 2020 00:22

Heather Papps: hello friend

is a dongle a tool?

dongle

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jul 15, 2020 00:32

google THIS

Pahilla the Hun posted:

toilet snake

I know it's not exactly a tool but it's kind of intended to be used in place of a tool and I have to post it because it may be the funniest product name ever

# ? Jul 15, 2020 14:47

Escape From Noise

Heather Papps posted:

is a dongle a tool?

dongle

Don't dangle your dongle!

# ? Jul 15, 2020 16:39

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 05:54

old friend

google THIS posted:

I know it's not exactly a tool but it's kind of intended to be used in place of a tool and I have to post it because it may be the funniest product name ever

# ? Jul 15, 2020 18:18

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